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* [http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/8025/bfdpb11nastynat3iw.jpg The Etiquette Lesson]

* This exchange in a recent Cable (he's so dreamy!) comic:

'''Cable:''' [[Attack! Attack! Attack!|Charge the citadel. Take out Stryfe. Get Hope back. That's the plan.]]<br />

'''Me:''' [[Leeroy Jenkins|AWESOME PLAN.]] }}

* During my "Let's make Weasel miserable again" arc, Weasel lures me outside to fight by having the managers announce that the participants of a Bea Arthur lookalike contest are just arriving outside. I get outside and all I see is a gigantic suit of power armor. My reaction? [[Comically Missing the Point|"This guy doesn't look ANYTHING like Bea Arthur!"]]

* In a recent Deadpool Team Up, I was paired with Machine Man, aka [[Nextwave|Aaron (@*&! Stack]]. The issue started with me working on [[Abnormal Ammo|a gun that shoots rabid hamsters into people's faces.]] And things only get nuttier from there. The issue included the following, in no particular order: Machine Man bursting into my not so secret anymore headquarters to make me pay the money I owe an insurance company for all the money I've cost them, me shooting Machine Man in the face with the previously mentioned Rabid Hamster Gun, him convincing me to work with him to take on a villain that was about to cost the insurance company in one day more than I have in all of my illustrious career (thus far, but then, I haven't actually been trying to make them lose money... yet), me and Machine Man causing more than a little property damage taking on a Puppet Master wannabe, me considering working with the puppet master (I could have had Osborne and Cable have a slap fight to the death for my entertainment, or have the cast of The Facts Of Life hold a lingerie pillow fight... TO THE DEATH!!!), both of us picking on the wannabe for looking like a girl, me getting mind controlled and nearly eating a grenade,(not really, I was just kidding around. Besides, have you ever eaten a grenade? I have. It's actually kinda neat. After like a second, it quits hurting until I regenerate most of my nervous system), then Machine Man ruining my fun by stopping the puppet master by [[Body Horror|remodeling one of the Puppet Master's puppets to work on him, causing one hostage unbearable agony in the process]], me throwing the puppet out the window, and finally, me using the puppet master's magic puppets to hold a rabid hamster dance party. Ah, good times, good times.

* In a recent Deadpool Team-up, I got to work with one of my favorite heroes (asides from myself, of course, but hey, I get to work with me whether I want to or not, so that doesn't count), Thor! I got to be pummeled by The Mighty Thor! [[Squee|*Fanboy Squee!*]]

* Narrating my own life out loud in the first issue of my first ongoing, and using that as a distraction to take out the southern banana republic goons that were after me. Also, my wisecracks about the battle armor I bump into. Also, the wisecracks I throw at Sasquatch during my fight with him. Also, my funeral plans as I shared them with Sasquatch. Aw, hell, the entire first issue of my first ongoing. Except the part where I get stiffed on my payment.

* My fight with Taskmaster in the second issue of my first ongoing! I kick his butt using my phat dance moves!