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* [[Cough-Snark-Cough]]: *Cough* Lawsuit *Cough*
* [[Could Say It, But...]]: After John-John accidentally kills an old man, thinking he was a zombie, Captain Dashell addresses the whole squad.
{{quote| "Now it is not important who caused this death, which is why I don't mind saying it was John-John."}}
* [[Chainsaw Good]]: While John-John usually wields his trusty bat, he is more then happy to switch to a Chainsaw when he has to, with the [[A Bloody Mess|expected result.]]
* [[Clear My Name]]: When the entire ammo and weapon supply of the UTF is stolen [[Swiss Cheese Security|with nobody even noticing]], many members of the force accuse Kirsten, who had only just revealed the truth about the GBGB parties she had attended with Natalie, the Captains niece. During the climactic fight scene, she charges straight at the zombie horde screaming "I'm not a traitor!"
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* [[Gorn]]: Zombie kills can get quite messy.
* [[Gosh Dang It to Heck]]: The documentary crew tells John-John that he swears too much, so he begins self-censoring himself by substituing tamer sayings in place of his usual swears.
{{quote| '''John-John:''' "[[Meet the Fockers]]"}}
* [[Green-Eyed Epiphany]]: Carla in the final episode of season 1 definitely has a reaction to seeing John-John flirting with his pretty nurse.
* [[Guys Smash Girls Shoot]]: Carla is the squads best marksman, John-John is the only officer to carry a holster for his [[Batter Up|baseball bat.]]
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* [[Hypocritical Heartwarming]]: Billy quickly turns on the sound guy when he insults Stubeck, pointing out that only he is allowed to insult his partner.
* [[I Cannot Self-Terminate]]: When Deputy Chief Ribbings gets bitten by a zombie:
{{quote| '''Ribbings''': Look, I need you to kill me. I tried to do it myself, but I can't! I'm Catholic.}}
* [[If It's You It's Okay]]:
** While John-John was pretty much resigned that his attraction to Carla was strictly a [[Incompatible Orientation|one way street]], after his [[Unstoppable Rage|one man take down of]] invading zombies, Carla was impressed enough to organize a personal get together in a hotel room later. {{spoiler|When the ensuing explosion trauma erased most of his memory of the night she tells him that what they had discussed was that she would ''always'' be his partner.}}
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* [[Swiss Cheese Security]]: The vampires somehow manage to take all the guns and ammo out of the armory of a police station. Since the station seems to be manned around the clock, at least one of the police officers should have noticed something. {{spoiler|It is revealed that the perpetrator was the cameraman filming the documentary, who had filmed Capain Dashell entering armory (And thus knew the access code) and could enter and leave the station without raising suspicion}}.
* [[Take That]]:
{{quote| '''Camera guy:''' Do vampires have the power to control zombies?<br />
'''Billy:''' Not on ''[[True Blood]]'', Jamie, but, uh, y'know what? You can add up all the stuff that doesn't make sense on that show and make an entire new show. }}
* [[That Came Out Wrong]]: