Depraved Kids' Show Host: Difference between revisions

m
revise quote template spacing
m (Mass update links)
m (revise quote template spacing)
Line 49:
* The demonic puppet hosts of "Smile Time" from ''[[Angel]]''.
* In the ''[[Frasier]]'' episode "Juvenilia", Frasier is railroaded into a harsh interrogation from the three hosts of "Teen Scene".
{{quote| '''Ryan:''' According to the [[Cheers|Boston]] Globe [[Call Back|you spent two hours on a ledge threatening to jump if your wife left you]]. How many of your listeners are aware that they're taking advice from a man who was nearly a stain on the sidewalk?}}
** And then there was Nanny G, Frasier's first wife. She had become a Raffi-style children's entertainer in the meantime. During a concert she gave, she started singing a song that Lilith immediately interpreted as sexual, but Frasier explained as being sung to a child... until the next line...
* Mexican clown Brozo's entire schtick is this; he's a depraved, homeless, bitter and a tad mysogynistic. Of course, this is played for laughs... currently he has a [[The Daily Show]] type of program.
Line 63:
* An episode of ''Mathnet'' featured Vicious Vinnie, a villainous children's show host who taught kids incorrect information like that Chicago was the capital of Illinois.
* "Tia Penha" (Aunt Penha), one of the many characters of Brazilian Comedian Marcelo Médici, is a gender flipped version of this. But unlike other examples, she's an outright [[Jerkass|bitch]] even on air. She [[Grimmification|subverts upbeat children' songs]] by [[Kill'Em All|telling that everyboy died in the end]] and that everybody WILL die ([[And Your Little Dog, Too|your mommy included]]). She's also particularly fond of telling some truths about Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.
{{quote| '''Tia Penha:''' Today's show will be a little bit different for three reasons. First, Tia Penha doesn't like lies, second, Tia Penha [[Child-Hater|doesn't like children]] and third, what Tia Penha really likes is money so let's start it quickly!}}
* Boxcar Burt, a briefly-seen in-universe host watched by [[Space Ghost|Brak]] and [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Meatwad]] in an [[Adult Swim]] New Year's Eve sketch.
{{quote| ''"Heeey everybody! I hope you're rockin' out! But if ya ain't rockin' out, I hope you're drunk! Just like '''Boxcar Burt!''' Now come back after the break you little brats, or I'll kick your asses in!"'' * raspy [[Evil Laugh]]*}}
* A man who played Dougie the Whale in one episode of ''[[The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air]]''. A complete jackass even onstage (at least to his backstage crew) and got into a fight with Will, in front of the child audiences no less.
* ''[[Laugh In]]'' often featured the demented "Uncle Al, the Kiddie's Pal!" who was usually hungover and kept cracking bad double-entendre jokes and running around like a maniac.
Line 73:
* Back in [[The Eighties]], an episode of ''Les Dennis's Laughter Show'' featured Les parodying then-[[CBBC]] host Phillip Schofield. Dennis's version of Schofield gets steadily more drunk, attempts to murder [[Non-Human Sidekick]] Gordon T. Gopher, and eventually has a prostitute/groupie in the studio who he tries to pass off as "Gordon's mum"! Bizarrely, Schofield himself, long after his CBBC career, was interviewed for [[Channel 4]]'s ''Zippy & George's Puppet Legends'', where he claimed that ''Gordon'' had a drink problem.
* In universe, Jane from ''[[Coupling]]'' ''almost'' became this... she had the depraved part down pat, it was just the "Kid's show host" part that was up in the air... after all, her sidekick was a sock puppet named Jake the <s> Penis</s> Truth-Snake.
{{quote| '''Jane:''' I am ''not'' self-centered!<br />
'''Jake:''' Oh, shut up, you deluded bitch! }}
* Inverted by [[The State]] with "Blueberry Muffins in the Morning," a show proposed by Blueberry, a children's television producer who looks and acts like a clown in real life.
{{quote| '''Blueberry:'''BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE A F***ING BLUEBERRY!}}
* ''[[Reno 911]]'' had an odd example. Reading Ron is actually a great host, who does his best to put his dark past behind him. Enter the Reno Sheriff's Department, who so thoroughly ruin Reading Ron's Police episode that it sends Ron into a cocaine fueled rampage on the roof of the station.
* Season 2 of ''[[The Armstrong and Miller Show]]'' has a recurring gag with the hosts of a children's TV program (a spoof of [[Blue Peter]]) apologizing to its viewers for various drunken, lewd, violent and illegal acts - in kid-friendly language.
{{quote| '''Alistair:''' Yes, by collecting all those stamps and unwanted clothes, you raised nearly a million pounds towards a holiday center for disabled people in the New Forest.<br />
'''Tina:''' Now, Jason came up with an idea for making even more money from the amount you'd already raised.<br />
'''Alistair:''' He transferred that money into another bank account...<br />
'''Tina:''' And spent it on a large amount of ''special powder''. This powder, like the holiday center, is designed to make people feel very happy... }}
* Ernie Kovacs was very fond of this trope. His character Uncle Buddy would allow kids to walk backwards blindfolded on the Staten Island Ferry railing. Another of Kovacs' characters, Mr. Science, could barely hide his exasperation toward his easily distracted kid helper Billy. Kovac's Hungarian chef character Miklos Molnar would show up to host a Howdy Doody knockoff show as "Buffalo Miklos". In addition to treating the Claribel knockoff with utter contempt, Miklos would get drunk, cut Howdy's strings, and yell at the kids in the peanut gallery to shut up.
Line 90:
 
* Taken to pretty much its ultimate conclusion by [[The Burkiss Way|The Burkiss Way's]] "Childrens Favourites with Uncle Hitler."
{{quote| "HELLO CHILDREN, EVERYVHERE! Und today, der first record ist der request from Norman und Edith Carruthers, for their little son Villie! Vally Vhyton, mit der disken kiddiewinks: DER RUNAWAY TRAIN! Unfortunately, ve haf some bad news for you! Der BBC Record Library cannot manage der aktual recording by Vally Vhyton! So! Inshtead, ve haf decided... TO INVADE POLAND!"}}
 
== Urban Legends ==