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{{quote|I'm starting to wonder which side is supposed to be the bad guys...|'''Haken''', ''[[Endless Frontier]]''}}
{{quote|According to a loose enough definition of 'hero', we qualify. Well, more or less. The point is that good deeds were ''done'' and ''we'' were nearby. |'''[[8-Bit Theater
{{quote|'''SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON:''' You see, Mickey Rourke hates you because his dad used to work with your dad. But while your dad had noble goals of progress, Rourke’s dad wanted to make a profit..
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{{quote|"'...and then [[Jack and the Beanstalk|Jack]] chopped down the beanstalk, adding [[Murder Is the Best Solution|murder]] and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|ecological vandalism]] to the [[Protagonist-Centered Morality|theft, enticement and tresspass]] charges already mentioned, but [[Karma Houdini|he got away with it]] and lived [[Happily Ever After]] without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done. Which proves that [[Lampshade Hanging|you can be excused just about anything if you're a hero]], because [[Viewers are Morons|no one asks]] [[Fridge Logic|inconvenient questions]].'"|''Susan Sto Helit's "translated" version of [[Jack and the Beanstalk]], [[Discworld/Hogfather|Hogfather]], Terry Pratchett}}
{{quote|"Despite their moniker of "Earth's Mightiest Heroes" [[The Avengers|they]] do not enjoy the same popularity or respect as other teams. It's not surprising when you remember the team includes [[Thor]], [[Physical God|a god]] [[Horny Vikings|worshiped by marauding rapist barbarians]]; [[Ant-Man|Giant Man]], [[Never Live It Down|a]] [[Domestic Abuse|wife beater]]; [[Iron Man]], [[The Alcoholic|an alcoholic]]; and a [[The Incredible Hulk|certain green monster]] only famous for [[Hulk Smash|losing his shit and punching down buildings on a daily basis]]. And those are the famous guys. Makes you think [[Captain America (comics)]] [[Token Good Teammate|only joined them to keep an eye on them]]."|'''[[Cracked.com|Cracked]]'''; [http://www.cracked.com/article_17626_the-5-creepiest-sex-scenes-in-comics.html The Five Creepiest Sex Scenes in Comics].}}
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