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{{quote|I'm starting to wonder which side is supposed to be the bad guys...|'''Haken''', ''[[Endless Frontier]]''}}
 
{{quote|According to a loose enough definition of 'hero', we qualify. Well, more or less. The point is that good deeds were ''done'' and ''we'' were nearby. |'''[[Eight 8-Bit Theater (Webcomic)|Red Mage]]''', "[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2007/11/15/episode-920-we-could-be-heroes/ We Could Be Heroes]"}}
 
{{quote|'''SAMUEL L. MOTHERFUCKING JACKSON:''' You see, Mickey Rourke hates you because his dad used to work with your dad. But while your dad had noble goals of progress, Rourke’s dad wanted to make a profit..<br />
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'''Steve:''' '''''Nobody's gonna see it coming.'''''|[[Let's Play]] ''[[Ultima VII Part II]]: [http://lparchive.org/Ultima-VII-Part-2-Serpent-Isle/ Serpent Isle]''}}
 
{{quote|"This has to be the most [[ItsIt's All About Me|selfish]], [[Damsel Scrappy|male-dependant]], [[Apathy Killed the Cat|uncaring]], [[Manipulative Bastard|manipulative]], [[Small Name, Big Ego|self-centered]], [[Contemplate Our Navels|pretentious]], [[Too Dumb to Live|idiotic]], [[Wangst|whining]] [[Mary Sue|little bitch-bag]] you will ever see in your ''entire life!'' And honestly, that wouldn't be too bad a character, that'd be very, very interesting '''''IF IT WAS INTENTIONAL.'''''"|'''[[The Nostalgia Critic (Web Video)|The Nostalgia Critic]]''', on [[Twilight (Literature)|Bella Swan]]}}
 
{{quote|"What kind of hero goes around punching women in the face?"|Mike Mattei, [http://cinemassacre.com/2011/07/08/street-fighter-commentary/ Street Fighter commentary]}}
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{{quote|"If we are to survive, a new balance must be found. In normal times, evil would be fought by good. But in times like these, well, it should be fought by another kind of evil."|''Opening narration to [[The Chronicles of Riddick]]''}}
 
{{quote|"'...and then [[Jack and The Beanstalk|Jack]] chopped down the beanstalk, adding [[Murder Is the Best Solution|murder]] and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|ecological vandalism]] to the [[Protagonist -Centered Morality|theft, enticement and tresspass]] charges already mentioned, but [[Karma Houdini|he got away with it]] and lived [[Happily Ever After]] without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done. Which proves that [[Lampshade Hanging|you can be excused just about anything if you're a hero]], because [[Viewers Areare Morons|no one asks]] [[Fridge Logic|inconvenient questions]].'"|''Susan Sto Helit's "translated" version of [[Jack and The Beanstalk]], [[Discworld (Literature)/Hogfather|Hogfather]], Terry Pratchett}}
 
{{quote|"Despite their moniker of "Earth's Mightiest Heroes" [[The Avengers|they]] do not enjoy the same popularity or respect as other teams. It's not surprising when you remember the team includes [[Thor]], [[Physical God|a god]] [[Horny Vikings|worshiped by marauding rapist barbarians]]; [[Ant Man|Giant Man]], [[Never Live It Down|a]] [[Domestic Abuse|wife beater]]; [[Iron Man]], [[The Alcoholic|an alcoholic]]; and a [[The Incredible Hulk|certain green monster]] only famous for [[Hulk Smash|losing his shit and punching down buildings on a daily basis]]. And those are the famous guys. Makes you think [[Captain America]] [[Token Good Teammate|only joined them to keep an eye on them]]."|'''[[Cracked (Website)|Cracked]]'''; [http://www.cracked.com/article_17626_the-5-creepiest-sex-scenes-in-comics.html The Five Creepiest Sex Scenes in Comics].}}