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* Pretty much every conversation between Pox and Crypto.
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'''Crypto''': Surely you don't mean those fowl-smelling gas bags beyond the fence?
'''Pox''': Yes, I'm afraid I do.
'''Crypto''': But they're covered in ''nipples''!
'''Pox''': NOW Cryptosporidium! }}
* In the mission "Furon Down", Crypto is captured and awaiting autopsy when the [[Mad Scientist]] assigned to the job bursts out with this hillarious rant:
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* In one mission, you must hologuise yourself as the mayor of Rockwell to tell the townsfolk that there's nothing bad going on. The voice, akin to Mayor Quimby from [[The Simpsons]], is just hilarious when the player purposefully picks the wrong choices to say. Like, say, "Insult Audience"...
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* And "Enslave Populace"...
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* And once one of the people asks you what that has to do with the destruction of the fairgrounds from the previous mission, you can pick "Tell The Truth"...
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* And finally, when a female member asks why no one in Santa Modesta has experienced anything like this, pick "Feign Ignorance".
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* If you pick "Reassure Audience" instead...
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* Pox's reaction to the presidential motorcade being full of heavily armed Majestic Agents.
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* And later:
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'''Crypto''': Doesn't the Vice-President take over if the President dies?
'''Pox''': JUST SHUT UP AND KILL THOSE SENATORS! }}
* Some of the thoughts are just plain hilarious:
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* And later:
* In the sequel, Crypto's bodysnatched a Cosmonaut on the moon to influence the Russians into rebelling against the Blisk aliens. This also becomes a [[Crowning Moment of Awesome]] when Crypto FINALLY comes up with the perfect excuse for why the monsters should be killed:
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* In 2, one of your side missions must be carried out while your disciple Shama Lamma is advertising your cult on a radio station. If you screw up, he ends the broadcast with this:
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* In Part 2, Crypto talks to The Freak and discovers that Coyote Bongwater is using blimps full of Revelade to brainwash the city. Crypto is shocked and repeats what he just heard, which in turn shocks the Freak, which confused Crypto, which confused the Freak.
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* As poor as the finished game is, Path of the Furon is funny as hell. A notable example coming from Crypto and Pox discussing this new idea about 'video games.' Pox dismissed Mario, Sonic and Halo as ridiculous ideas, and then, being the genius that he is, suggests that they should make games based on popular movies. What could go wrong?
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