Devil Survivor 2/Funny: Difference between revisions

* After Joe suddenly comes into the scene and drags Daichi away by his scarf, Daichi gets angry at him. The first thing Joe asks (while smiling) is, "Hey, you mad?"

* After Daichi's supposed [[Heroic Sacrifice]] in the first day everyone is mourning him. Then you hear him cry for help. Everyone looks up and sees him dangling from the overpass.

Daichi: "I jumped out of the truck at the last second you idiot!" }}

 

=== Day 4 ===

* During the physical examinations, you can choose to go to the men's area instead of the girls'. Choosing the latter will prompt you to be [[The Peeping Tom]] with Daichi and Joe while they try to witness the [[World of Buxom]] from the shadows.

** If you didn't join in on their peeping sessions, later while they (mostly Daichi) are trying to conceal their crimes from Makoto, you can help. Or not.

<nowiki>></nowiki> The evil walks among us. }}

** And, as a followup, you find out Fumi was worried those using the machine would lose an arm in transport, and when she realizes your hero was one of the people involved, she implies [[Groin Attack|he might have lost more than an arm.]]

 

=== Day 5 ===

* On Thursday you're tasked with finding a way to stopping Alioth which involves resurrecting Shiva and Kama. Long story short, you need to go around asking your female teammates to either dance for you or act sexy. All of their responses are worth a chuckle or two. Asking the already [[Stripperiffic]] Hinako to act sexy results in this:

** The game itself warns that: ''Hinako is right... Asking her to act sexy could be very dangerous...''

* The sequence for summoning Kama is one long CMOF. First, Fumi appears to have achieved [[Epic Fail]] as [[Chirping Crickets|the music gets quiet and a soda can rolls along in the wind]]. Then, when Airi is asked to act sexy, she seems to also achieve [[Epic Fail]] as another soda can rolls by. Eventually [[Hot Scientist|Fumi]] decides to add to the sexy factor [[All Men Are Perverts|and the Hero and Daichi can all but wolf whistle for this to happen]], pissing Airi off, so she almost rips off her top to amp the [[Fan Service]], causing Daichi to have an [[Oh Crap]] moment, but this [[Crazy Enough to Work|actually works,]] though she doesn't finish doing this before Kama shows up.

** [[Beyond the Impossible|But it doesn't stop there.]] Once Kama realizes you want him to [[Mugging the Monster|shoot an arrow at]] [[Badass|Shiva]], he's tells your team [[Screw This, I'm Outta Here]], which prompts Fumi to tell everyone that since they can't afford to let him go [[Crazy Awesome|they should hold down and hogtie a god.]] Airi then promptly snaps.

*** And when it's all over, even after Kama get beaten up by your teammates and their demons, [[Did You Just Punch Out Cthulhu?|Airi beats the crap out of him again by herself for making her mad.]]

** And related is Airi's [[Blatant Lies|succinct]] summation of how Hinako is going to dance.

'''Airi''': "That slut!" }}

** The game just won't let up that you chose the youngest girl to act sexy.

* [[Butt Monkey|Kama's worries won't just stop there.]] After being taken to Alioth's location, he's threatened to shoot the arrow to Shiva, but he's doing it with the condition that Yamato will make Shiva understand why he did it to stay protected. Once he does it, though, Yamato twists his promise, saying that he will protect Japan instead of him. He then proceeds to somehow toss Kama high into the air right in front of Alioth to make sure that Shiva'll shoot them both.

'''Yamato''': Yes, [[Blatant Lies|I'll keep my promise]]. We'll protect Japan, and your memory, once you are gone. (Prepares to send Kama above) ...Goodbye. Take pride in knowing that you can become this nation's foundation.<br />

'''Kama''': (Levitates) [[Large Ham|YOU SAID YOU'D PROTECT MEEEEEEEE!]] }}

** It's even funnier if your minimizing your turns using New Game Plus demons and end up with ''four'' {{spoiler|small Mizar copies}} at the end.

* Also Daichi if you follow Team Tokyo during the Stake event to Mount Fuji.

 

=== Day 7 ===

* During Hinako's Fate route, the Protagonist's responses make her say other stuff, such as her telling him that she knows the salsa dance, which prompts him to ask her if she does the "guacamole". She happily starts telling him how to do said dish before getting frustrated.

** Or when she comes over in a hurry and he tells her to "Hold your horses".

*** What's more hilarious is that the Protagonist keeps his smiling [[Aside Glance]] during the entire scene.

** Also when she's talking about danceing you can say that you love horses.

* A JP member talks to Jungo. But then she realizes he's sleeping while standing up. [[But Wait! There's More!|It doesn't really end there.]] Jungo seemingly wakes up... but he's sleep-talking, thinking the JP member is a customer at his restaurant and you're his boss. She shortly leaves, but you can decide to play along.

** ''[[Refuge in Audacity|And playing along will help increase your Fate Level!]]''

** And if you do, the conversation gets a little weirder than usual. But on the other hand, ''so do the rest of his Fate conversations.''

* During a rioters' meeting, you learn that they managed to steal food from JP's. While Ronaldo is celebrating, he quickly gets angered once he spots Joe taking the supplies for himself just because he wanted to have some fun with them, already having eaten a tasty chocolate. To make Ronaldo chill out, Joe shoves a piece of chocolate into his mouth and Ronaldo passes out. The chocolate Joe (forcibly) gave to him randomly had alcohol in it, but he's surprised the guy passed out from that.

'''[[Can't Hold His Liquor|Ronaldo]]''': (Sleep-talking) Uuuuugh... Joe... I'll remember this...!<br />

'''Joe''': Is he talking in his sleep? Even in his dreams he yells at me! }}