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* Diamanda's speech about Magnus Hirschfeld.
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* This completely justified comment about ''Schizophreniac The Whore Mangler'':
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* She goes out of character to talk about her reviews at the end of her ''Battle of the Bone'' review.
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* She goes on a rant, calling Magwilde a cunt by explaining how she is in NO WAY a scientist or historian as she uses an ancient toothpick to discuss different culture's accomplishments. This clip shows her impressive grasp of history, considering she doesn't do research for her ''Bonekickers'' reviews.
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'''Diamanda:''' Yeah, if you knew anything, you'd know that the oldest known human habitation is called "Skara Brae." It was found off the coast of Scotland and was dated 12,000 years old. And they had drainage. What were the ancient British doing 12,000 years ago? Oh, only building a human habitation that still stands to this day. What were the ancient Egyptians and Greeks doing back then? I have no idea because nothing they've built has survived that long! And whatever it was, I can safely say it didn't involve drainage. These things come in cycles. In another 12,000 years Bermuda will be ruling the world and most of the UK will look a lot like Arkansas.
(A clip of British music over a picture of rednecks)
'''Diamanda:''' A proper historian doesn't care where the awesome history comes from, because they appreciate it all. Fuck you, Magwilde! }}
* Her deconstruction of "Memory Run":
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* In the ''[[Virus]]'' crossover review, Josh the Anarchist challenges Diamanda to a "crazy-off" to prove he's the craziest reviewer. Josh suggests torturing a family for an hour. Diamanda describes how she's already done it an hour ago with incredible detail, including expanding scorpions [[Squick|placed in urethras]]. A horrified Josh immediately shuts up.
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* On a meta level, she finally posted the ''[[Gayniggers From Outer Space]]'' to [[That Guy With The Glasses]] after being afraid of the review being used to criticize the channel for insensitivity. She was met with great positive response in the comments.
* In a minor but still cool showing-off-evil way, the ''Preaching To The Perverted'' review has her getting the Chick to say "[[Call Back|paaaaink]]!" by threatening to kill her dog, friends and Nella, thus marking her as the ''only'' person who can get Chick to submit.
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