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{{quote|You give my regards to St. Peter. Or whoever has his job, but in Hell.|'''Captain Hammer''', ''[[
{{quote|'''Frans Rayner:''' AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH! Haha...ha...ha. Why are you looking at me like that?
'''Gordito:''' You killed a bunch of ninjas in the 80s, so now you've made a bunch more to kill. Your maniacal laughing is like a fat man who's just restocked his freezer with hot pockets.
'''Frans Rayner:''' Ooh...no no. I'm laughing like a fat man who is nearing the final steps of his lifelong journey to power. And he's actually in really good shape and not fat at all.|''[[
{{quote|'''Inara:''' What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle?
'''Mal:''' That it was manly and impulsive?
'''Inara:''' Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was "Don't."|''[[
{{quote|"It's also said that either removing the floating bridle or simply stabbing the spirit would transform it back into a naked whore who would have no choice but to marry the man who broke her curse. It's kind of like the legend of pulling a sword out of a stone to become king, only you're stabbing a headless mule to nail a hooker, so actually, no, nothing at all like that."|[[Cracked
{{quote|'''Ronove''': Doing boxing with just your arms makes you but half a man. Arms are like the hot roar of a lion. And legs are like the cold snake closing in on its prey.
'''Jessica''': Snakes don't have legs!
'''Ronove''': Pu ku ku, true.|''[[Umineko no Naku Koro
{{quote|"We are [[Just Like Robin Hood|like Robin Hood]]. We steal from the club and we give to ourselves."|'''Andy Dwyer''', ''[[
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