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First part of the season finale, penned by [[Steven Moffat]].
The episode opens in [[Doctor Who/Recap/S31
[[Doctor Who/Recap/S31
We join the Doctor, who's taking Amy to the oldest planet in the universe. There's a message on the cliff side that no-one's ever translated, but that changes today. "Why today?", Amy asks. Because of the TARDIS' [[Translator Microbes]], answers the Doctor. They open the doors, and see in fifty foot letters, you guessed it, "[[Doctor Who/Recap/S31
Luckily, Vincent has left date and map references on the painting. The painting's name? [[Title Drop|"The Pandorica Opens".]] The Doctor insists that it's a fairytale, while River argues that if it is real, it's here, it's opening and it's related to the TARDIS going kaboom.
Cut to the trio on horseback, riding to Stonehenge. River and Amy have a Timey-Wimey conversation about their goodbye [[Doctor Who/Recap/S31
And it's opening from the inside, breaking all kinds of locks and safe-holders; what could get past all that? What could inspire that level of fear? And moreover, how did Vincent van Gogh know about it, since he won't even be alive for another few centuries? Well, Stonehenge is broadcasting a warning to everyone, everywhere and every''when''; the Pandorica is opening.
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[[Oh Crap|...Oh.]]
At least 10,000 starships -- but it could be 100,000, a million, a hundred million; the scanners are going into overload. A voice comes through; Daleks. Dalek battleships, at least 12,000 armed to the teeth. But they can surprise them; [[Conservation of Ninjutsu|three of them against 12,000 battleships]] and they'll be killed... you know what, never mind. And then Cybermen, too; but we can [[Doctor Who
But they have the greatest fighting force in the history of the earth with them: the Romans. River rides back to get help, but it's not easy; the general has seen through her Cleopatra gig. It mainly has to do with the real Cleo being in Egypt and, well, dead (for 130 years, actually). But don't worry, a faceless, voiceless Roman soldier appears in the doorway to help. Who could it possibly be?
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Wait.
He pokes Rory quite apprehensively. Not to be rude, but Rory ''[[Doctor Who/Recap/S31
There's commotion above them before the Doctor can answer, and the sky above Stonehenge is filled with all kinds of alien spaceships. They're surrounded. The Doctor tells River to get the TARDIS to him, while he grabs the scanner and shouts into it. He addresses each and every single one of the starships: could they all stop whizzing about please, because "'''[[Large Ham|I!]] [[Doctor Who
{{quote|"[[Doctor Who
And the aliens must have dropped the [[Villain Ball]], because [[Crowning Moment of Awesome|they all get the hell out.]] Well, for half an hour, anyway. To decide who gets to take the first shot.
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** Rory also gets one, too: "... and then I was here, a Roman, a proper Roman, head full of Roman... stuff."
* [[Call Back]]:
** [[Doctor Who/Recap/S31
** This time Rory is the one wielding a sword, unlike [[Doctor Who/Recap/S31
* [[Catch Phrase]]: No River Song episode is complete without "Hello, Sweetie" (always in a place you would never expect to find it) and "Spoilers!"
* [[Chekhov's Gun]]: The ring that's been mounted on the fireplace is finally fired.
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* [[Combat Tentacles]]: A Cyberman head located outside the Pandorica has a bunch of wires which function similarly.
* [[Consummate Liar]]: As we learn much, much later, River is lying when she tells the Doctor {{spoiler|that he taught her to fly the TARDIS.}}
* [[Continuity Porn|Continuity]] <s>[[Continuity Nod|Nod]]</s> [[Continuity Porn|Porn]]: The Doctor's Academy Nickname, ΘΣ or Theta Sigma, first mentioned as far back as the Fourth Doctor serial "[[Doctor Who/Recap/S16
** The Doctor's "No plans, no backup, no weapons worth a damn!" calls back to "[[Doctor Who
** The episode is a "direct sequel", according to Moffat, to every episode except "[[Doctor Who/Recap/S31
*** The episode, from the Doctor's perspective, takes place very shortly after "The Lodger".
*** The episode also takes place at around the same wibbly-wobbly time as "Vampires of Venice".
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*** The Atraxi ("The Eleventh Hour"), Daleks ("Victory of the Daleks") and Silurians ("The Hungry Earth"/"Cold Blood") are part of the Alliance.
*** Van Gogh ("Vincent and the Doctor"), Winston Churchill ("Victory of the Daleks"), and Liz 10 ("The Beast Below") play the part of message couriers.
** A possible one to "[[Doctor Who
*** Alternately, it could be to "[[Doctor Who
** River gets a Vortex Manipulator fresh off the wrist of a ''handsome'' Time Agent (the people Captain Jack used to work for). Except it's on the wrist, so not Jack himself unless he got a new wrist.
** The Doctor sonics a severed but animate arm to deactivate it, [[Doctor Who
** The Doctor's fate resembles Merlin's (trapped forever in an impenetrable prison by someone who uses his own power against him). In the Seventh Doctor episode ''Battlefield'', the Doctor turns out to ''be'' Merlin. He probably should have paid attention to the end of that particular story...
** The Under-henge's background music also contains a lot of cues from the Cyberman stories of the Tenth Doctor.
** The Doctor's speech to scare off the alien fleet is possibly what River [[Time Travel Tense Trouble|will/was referring to]] when she tells the Tenth Doctor "Armies will flee in your wake" in [[Doctor Who
** In "The Eleventh Hour", Rory told us that Amy had him dress up as the Doctor. We learn in this episode that he also dressed up as a Roman (in the photo).
** So basically he's spent his life catering to her fantasies? That's gonna be one interesting marriage....
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* [[Large Ham]]: The Doctor's [[Badass Boast]] speech. And it is ''awesome''.
{{quote|'''The Doctor:''' Could you lot just stay still for a minute cause [[This Is Sparta|IIIII! AAAAAAAMM! TAAALKIIIIING!]]}}
* [[Legion of Doom]]: The Daleks, Cybermen, the Sontarans, the Judoon, the Hoix, [[Torchwood|the Weevils and the Blowfish]], [[The Sarah Jane Adventures|the Uvodni]], the Sycorax, the Silurians, the Autons and Nestenes, the Atraxi, the Terileptils, the Draconians, the Roboform, Slitheen, the [[Doctor Who/Recap/S3
** Of note is that the Atraxi, Weevils, Uvodni and the Blowfish are merely easily-missed extras in crowd shots whereas the Terileptil, Draconians, Drahvins, Chelonians and Slitheen only "appear" as name-checks by River.
*** River also mentions the Haemogoth, an obscure race that were only mentioned in a recent novel.
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** [[Heroic Willpower]]: Auton!Rory can't stop himself from apparently killing Amy.
* [[Scenery Gorn]]: The final shot of {{spoiler|the Earth hanging in space, with the holes in space exploding open like a Vincent van Gogh painting, as the universe is slowly enroached}}.
* [[Suspiciously Similar Substitute]]: Commander Stark for [[Doctor Who
** Since the Sontarans only appeared in four classic-series stories, it is even more justified.
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