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** Jeffery never could afford anything better than dog food.
** Alternatively, Jeffery can't afford dishes, either, and eats out of a dog food bowl. And he can't even afford the canned stuff... He subsists entirely on water and kibble. And maybe some Beggin' Strips or Snausages, but only if it's a special occasion.
* '''Justified''': Someone provides Jeffery with only dog food to eat.
** Someone provides Jeffery with only dog food to eat.
** Jeffery is a werewolf, so eating dog food is common.
** Jeffery is a dog.
* '''Inverted''':
** [[Improbable Food Budget|A food budget so improbable]] even Jeffery's dog is on a diet of steaks.
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