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* Bethany's conversation with Janeane Garofalo in the abortion clinic.

'''Liz''': Can't. We already used that one when we killed Jesus. }}

** And:

'''Bethany''': It's been my experience that the average man is never a man, not even for ten minutes. }}

* The board meeting. "'But I do believe in this!' What does that even ''mean''??"

** "I'm pissed off, is what I am! Do you go around drenching everybody that comes into your room with flame-retardant chemicals? No wonder you're single"

*** Thus starts Metatron's running gag of getting gunk all over his suit.

** "Metatron acts as the voice of God. Any documented occasion when some yahoo claims God has spoken to them, they're speaking to me. Or they're talking to themselves."

** "We went through five Adams before we figured that one out."

** [''Bethany is holding a baseball bat''] "Or you'll do what, exactly? Hit me with that ffffffffiiiish? [''Cut to Bethany holding a fish like the baseball bat'']

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[Bethany slowly nods] }}

* Bethany asking [[The Silent Bob|Silent Bob]] why he carries an odor-killing spray bottle. He points to Jay, who has just farted.

* Most of Bartleby and Loki, but a particularly good one is:

'''Bartleby''': You can't be anal-retentive if you don't have an anus. }}

** [[Uncomfortable Elevator Moment]] meets Funny Moment:

'''Loki''': Let's kill people. (Woman [[Spit Take|spit-takes her coffee]].) Oh no, not you. }}

* Serendipity telling off Azrael: "''Elvis'' was an artist! That's why he's the King, and you're a ''schmuck!''"

* "No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater than central air."

* "BEAUTIFUL, NAKED, BIG-TITTIED BITCHES DON'T JUST FALL OUT OF THE SKY, YOU KNOW."

* Silent Bob's [[Bond One-Liner]]:

* Metatron and Bethany in the Mexican place:

'''Metatron''': Noah was a drunk, look what he accomplished. And no one's asking you to build an ark. }}

* Jay and Rufus:

'''Rufus''': When you do it, [[Bi the Way|you're thinking about guys]].<br />

'''Silent Bob''': (looks askance at Jay)<br />

* Loki's [[Establishing Character Moment]] in the opening when he tells a nun how ''Alice in Wonderland'' is responsible for his lack of faith in religion due to him seeing the story of the Walrus and the Carpenter as a commentary on the subject, the two representing the deities of the earth who fool the oysters into following them before they shuck and eat them. Funny because as ridiculous as it is, his explanation sorta makes sense.

** Especially the conversation that Bartleby and Loki have afterwards (paraphrased):

'''Loki:''' [[It Amused Me|"I just like to fuck with the clergy."]]

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