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A [[Double Entendre]] is a word or phrase which was meant to be taken in two different ways. Archetypically, one meaning is obvious, literal, and innocent. The other has a usually taboo or sexual [[Subtext]].

On the other hand, if the Double Entendre fails to be funny on the obvious level, it can result in a show which is "safe" for broadcast in family time slots but which younger viewers do not enjoy. [[Self-Demonstrating Article|In other words, the joke has to work well]] [[Bi the Way|both ways]].

 

 

 

If someone makes a [[Double Entendre]], but the recipient fails to see it as anything other than a literal statement, it becomes [[Entendre Failure]]. If someone makes a perfectly innocent statement that others interpret as a [[Double Entendre]] anyway, it becomes an [[Un Entendre]]. Extreme cases of double-entendre interpretation can lead to [[Freud Was Right]].

== Advertising ==

* Nando's, a South African chicken restaurant franchise that has a penchant for putting out controversial ads, covered this recently by airing a commercial for a fake yet somewhat similar restaurant, only to add a disclaimer at the end that shows the logos of the restaurants, a rooster in both cases, side by side, so Nando's could argue that their cock was bigger than theirs.

* A UK energy conservation advert, paraphrased: "When cooking, use only enough water to cover your vegetables. The same applies when having a bath." "Meat and two veg" is a jocular British euphemism for, well, you can guess.

* Lucky Strike cigarettes had a slogan old comedies loved to quote: "So round, so firm, so fully packed."

** Considering the hairs in question are called 'erogenous zones' ''outright'' in the manga? This scene takes on a whole new meaning.

** The time Prussia invaded Austria's vital regions

** The English version translated this as Jounouchi saying "Alright, Yugi! Let's you and I mate [our virtual pets] right away!" and Honda complaining "[[Brain Bleach|I didn't need to hear that...]]"

* At one point in the ''[[Zombie Powder]]'' manga, Gamma's opponent demands that he "pull out his piece". When Gamma draws his sword, he holds it upwards at a forty-five degree angle from his crotch.

* In a rare instance of a dub being noticeably funnier than a direct translation, the English dub of the first episode of ''[[Burn Up|Burn Up Excess]]'' features Maya preparing for a firefight, cooing, "Oh Hideo, you're so hard and long. Just a little while and I'll let you shoot your whole load, I promise." Who's Hideo? ''[[I Call It Vera|Her handgun]]''.

* In the trailer for episode 2 of ''[[Chrono Crusade]]'', Rosette goes on about how she's going to lose something precious, carrying on about it (without providing any actual description to the item being lost) to the point where one would think she's going to end up losing her virginity. In the episode itself, it turns out the precious something she loses is her ''gun''.

* ''[[Getter Robo]]'': "If there's a hole, it's a man's job to thrust into it!" He's talking about traveling through wormholes, we swear.

* The anime version of ''[[Crest of the Stars]]'' has a scene with dialogue between the main hero and heroine: "Be gentle" and "It's my first time", complete with heavy breathing. In reality they are crash landing on a enemy occupied planet- it's her first time landing a spaceship, and the heavy breathing is due to G-forces.

* In ''[[Bubblegum Crisis]]: Tokyo 2040'', Linna attempts to explain why she wants to stay in Tokyo (actually to stay with the Knight Sabers, an incognito superteam, but she can't say that), but if you take the dialogue at face value, it sounds more like she's awkwardly trying to [[Coming Out Story|come out]] to her very traditional mother. Considering the amount of [[Les Yay]] between herself and other lead character Priss, there's rather considerable debate on whether this is actually ''exactly'' [[Not What It Looks Like|what it sounds like]].

** This [[media:XXXHolicWTH.jpg|part of a chapter]]. WHY IS DOUMEKI LOOKING AT WATANUKI AFTER SAYING THAT? The [[Double Entendre]] in this case ''couldn't'' have been unintentional.

* In ''[[Macross Frontier]]'', Sheryl once comments that "Implants are common on Galaxy", but she is "all Natural". What she means are brain implants, like built-in cameras etc. However it hears more like... "something else".

* It wasn't Al's intention, but in the [[Full Metal Panic|Second Raid]] OVA his commentary of the combat situation he's running for Souske applies perfectly to what the half-naked, drunk Tessa is doing.

{{quote| '''Link:''' Now to ''mount Zelda'' and ''ride through the night''.}}

*** that time, it is ''definitely'' intentional.

{{quote| '''Yugi:''' Leave it to Beaver Warrior!<br />

''(Beaver Warrior gets destroyed)''<br />

 

== Films ==

{{quote| '''Larabee:''' Let me out there, sir, I have no problem exposing myself.<br />

'''Agent 99:''' Do you ever think before you speak?<br />

* Groucho Marx: ''[[Animal Crackers]]'' gives him the line "We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed." and has him present Margaret Dumont with a large wooden box. While describing it as "a magnificent chest", he accidentally points at her torso.

** Both lines are topped by when Groucho introduced a musical performance by Chico: "Signor Ravelli's first selection will be "Somewhere My Love Lies Sleeping" with a male chorus.'

** "So, did you and Ginny do it?"

* The female cop in ''[[Hot Fuzz]]'' speaks almost entirely in these, quite intentionally.

* In the proud and dirty tradition of British comedy, ''[[Wallace and Gromit]]'' has some well-hidden but very deliberate double entendres. In ''Curse of the Wererabbit'', the object of Wallace's affections steps behind two very large marrows and sighs as she bemoans, "Victor just doesn't appreciate my produce." In another scene, Wallace finds himself suddenly naked, and quickly dons a cardboard box which reads "May Contain Nuts."

** The 2009 christmas special ''A Matter Of Loaf And Death'' includes too many of these. Particularly before the climactic final scene.

{{quote| '''Tiger Tanaka:''' I have much curiosity, Bond-san. What is "Little Nellie"?<br />

'''James Bond:''' Oh, she's a wonderful girl. Very small, quite fast, can do anything. Just your type.<ref> He's referring to a small gyrocopter being assembled from a five-case kit during these lines.</ref> }}

* The song "Let's Duet" from ''Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story'' turns several innocuous lines into double entendres by virtue of well-(or poorly-)timed pauses. Such as: "In my dreams, you're blowing me... some kisses." and "I just want to beat off... all my demons."

** Played for laughs when Dewey sings a sweet song about holding hands at his high school dance. It's an utterly banal, benign song, but it inspires all the kids to dance provocatively; the girls even rip their shirts open. The outraged preacher later insists that everyone knows what "hold your hand" ''really'' means; a befuddled Dewey insists it means exactly that.

* ''[[Monty Python and The Holy Grail]]'': "She's rich, she's beautiful, she's got huuuuge... tracts of land."

** While he's discussing the size of said tracts, he's making a lifting and grabbing motion with his hands, which are situated in front of his chest...

* ''[[Hairspray]]'' has a very neat little ''Triple'' Entendre. Corny Collins, amid a mist of hairspray, declares to one of the female dancers, "Looks like you need a stiff one!"

* Brush up on your classics, people: The classic [[Film Noir|noir]] ''To Have and Have Not'' has Lauren Bacall intone to Humphrey Bogart, "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... ''blow''."

*** For all the kids in the audience: this joke references an old device known as a "rotary phone", which became obsolete somewhere in the 1980s. [[And Knowing Is Half the Battle|And now you know.]]

** ''Double'' entendre? Even ignoring the preceding dialog, with Bacall's delivery that line doesn't even qualify as a ''single'' entendre. It's, like, 3/4 of an entendre, tops.

'''John:''' I never doubted it. }}

* In ''Hard to Kill'', the nurse asks a comatose Steven Segal if he wanted some pussy, then shows him a kitten.

* In ''The Ladies Man'', Leon Phelps can't resist making innuendo when a nun he was interviewing starts talking about her "missionary position" in Africa.

* When Scorpio meets [[Dirty Harry]] for the first time, he comments on how big Harry's gun was.

* In ''[[Double Indemnity]]'', Walter and Phyllis start exchanging these the moment Phyllis appears at the top of the staircase wearing nothing but a towel.

{{quote| '''Neff:''' The insurance ran out on the fifteenth. I'd hate to think of your getting a smashed fender or something while you're not -- uh -- fully covered.}}

{{quote| '''Mr. Smith:''' I don't exactly keep count, but I would say... high fifties, low sixties. I've been around the block, but you know the important thing is--<br />

'''Mrs. Smith:''' Three hundred and twelve.<br />

'''Mrs. Smith:''' Some were [[Squick|two at a time]]. }}

** Naturally, {{spoiler|they were discussing how many people they'd killed.}}

** [while Esmeralda is dancing] "Look at that disgusting display!" (with an eager smile on his face) "Yes sir!"

** "I was just thinking about putting a rope around that pretty neck of yours"

'''Satine:''' Why don't you lie down over here?<br />

'''Christian:''' I prefer to do it standing." ''(cue a very flabbergasted look from Satine)'' "You see, it can be quite long... }}

{{quote| '''Dark Helmet:''' I see your Schwartz is as big as mine! Let's see how you ''handle'' it.}}

** And:<br />'''Colonel Sandurz:''' It's Mega Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!

** It's most likely [[Accidental Innuendo|unintentional]], but really? The main characters' names are ''Woody'' and ''Buzz''? The [[Parallel Porn Titles|Sex Toy Story]] parody writes ''itself''.

** There is also the line by Rex at the end of the first movie about how he would like for Andy to get a herbivore so he could play the "dominant predator".

* Most of the Olsen Twins movies are peppered with really [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsJhfwbfMvU/ creepy] double entendres, as can be found [http://www.imdb.com/media/rm4145060864/tt0270560/ here].

{{quote| '''Alex:''' I'm so sorry Daddy, that I didn't tell you. I didn't think you'd approve and I didn't wanna disappoint you. I know how you wanted me to be a neurosurgeon. But I've discovered a whole new way to help people... that makes me feel so... alive.<br />

'''Mr. Munday:''' Whatever makes you happy.<br />

* ''[[Dick]]'' has more than one off-color use of Richard Nixon's nickname.

* ''[[Mystery Team]]'' Charlie is completely incapable of understanding them

{{quote| '''Erik:''' We'll show you ours, if you show us yours.}}

* In the Rock Hudson/Doris Day movie ''Lover Come Back'', Day's ad exec character gets the idea to come up with new packaging for Miller floor wax. She says' "The agency that gets this account is the agency that can show Mr. Miller a new can." Cut to a line of [[Expy|Bunny Club]] [[Playboy Bunny|Bunnies]], seen from [[Incredibly Lame Pun|behind]]

* ''[[Blazing Saddles]]''. Early in the movie Bart (played by the African-American actor Cleavon Little) is almost hanged. Later on a friend greets him with the line "They said you was hung!" and Bart says "And they was right!" (i.e. "well hung", well endowed).

 

== Literature ==

* A non-sexual example: ''[[The Most Dangerous Game]]''. A story about a hunter who grows tired of hunting animals, so he kidnaps people and sets them loose in a jungle for the purpose of hunting them. The ''title'' in this case is the double entendre. One meaning is that the actual sport of hunting is the most dangerous game to play, but the other meaning is that humans are the most dangerous game to hunt.(And therefore the most challenging according to the hunter's logic.)

* Another non-sexual example is Percy Bysshe Shelley's famous poem, "Ozymandias" in which on a shattered ruins of a colossal statue, the inscription reads:

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" }}

** The original meaning of "despair" was that nobody could hope to equal his achievements, but seeing the statue in ruins, the reader might "despair" to find that all beings are mortal.

{{quote| '''Nanny Ogg:''' 'S called the Vieux River.<br />

'''Granny Weatherwax:''' Yes?<br />

** The witches aren't alone with this. Mustrum Ridcully calls the University organ "Our Mighty Organ". Much to the dismay of the rest of the wizards.

*** It's possible that one's [[Obfuscating Stupidity|purposefully done by Ridcully]].

**** That's because in ''Discworld'' the handy little thing has been named after its inventor as a 'sonky'. One of those [[Inherently Funny Words]].

* ''[[Thursday Next]]'' villains have these in their names (Jack Schitt even gets lampshaded). As does Daphne Farquitt.

* One Robert Rankin novel featured a woman who communicated entirely in [[Double Entendre]], culminating in "that would be the blow job", referring to the job of blowing into a clogged nozzle to clear the blockage.

* [[Kerry Greenwood]]'s ''[[Phryne Fisher]]'' novels have a song that goes, "My man Tom has a thing that is long" to which the response is "My maid Mary has a thing that is hairy" and it goes on about how Tom is going to put his thing that is long in Mary's thing that is hairy... and it's a broom handle and a broom head.

** The song in question is ''real'', and is attributed on [http://www.amazon.com/Art-Bawdy-Song-Henry-Aldrich/dp/B000001Q93 this album] to Josquin des Prez (c. 1450-1521).

{{quote| "What d'you mean, I'm not brave in bed?" said Harry, completely nonplussed.<br />

There was a groan of bedsprings, and Harry's mattress descended a few inches as George sat down near his feet. "So, got there yet?" said George eagerly.<br />

* ''[[Daisy Miller]]'' is full of these, such as Daisy constantly remarking how "stiff" Winterbourne is in her presence, and Winterbourne's acquaintances using "studying at Geneva" as a code for something else entirely...

* The ''cantigas de amigo'' from medieval Galicia, ''amigo'' meaning in this case ''boyfriend'' and not ''friend''. Example: A girl comments to her mother that there was a deer playing in the river while she cleaned her clothes.

{{quote| Ianto: Don't shoot. I'll come quietly. Or loudly, whichever you prefer.}}

* An odd example appears in the audiobook - and possibly ONLY the audiobook, depending on how you read it - of Patricia C. Wrede's [[Enchanted Forest Chronicles|Dealing With Dragons]]. Cimorene's father, upon hearing that she doesn't want to marry Prince Therandil, responds with, "Well, it's not exactly a brilliant match, but I didn't think you'd care how big his kingdom is." The voice actor on the audiobook takes it one step further by including a significant pause between "his" and "kingdom."

 

== Live-Action TV ==

* A non-sexual example can be found in the title of the ''[[Twilight Zone]]'' episode "[[To Serve Man]]" (based on a short story by Damon Night). The title can mean either "to perform a service for humanity" or "to serve the meat of a human as food." Given the show, guess which one they're talking about here.

** Tobia's homosexual tendencies are a running joke in the show; he makes frequent sexual double-entendres to which he seems completely oblivious.

{{quote| '''Tobias Funke:''' ... even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.}}

** While talking to Michael after preparing to audition for the Blue Man Group with full makeup:

{{quote| '''Tobias Funke:''' I just blue myself!}}

** One of the best ones:

{{quote| '''Cowboy Curtis:''' You know what they say about a man with big feet?<br />

'''Oz:''' That's great, Larry. You've really mastered the single entendre. }}

*** Also, Larry is actually gay, so the above line works pretty well for a gay guy trying to hide his gayness.

{{quote| [[Calling Your Orgasms|"You make me com... plete! You make me com... plete! You make me com... plete!"]]}}

** "Once More With Feeling" is riddled with it. The song with Xander and Anya have a few: "You're the cutest of the scoobies with your lips as red as rubies and your firm yet supple.. [[Last-Second Word Swap|tight embrace]]"

** Another non-comic version is in "Fool for Love" when Spike is sparring with Buffy outside the Bronze while relating how he killed her predecessors. Spike's talk of 'dancing' (fighting to the death) with Buffy [[Sex Is Violence|increasingly takes on sexual overtones]] until he's driven to make an actual pass at her. Buffy's disgusted rejection of the idea that Spike will be the one to kill her is played exactly like Buffy rejecting the idea that she will ever become his lover.

** The scene between Willow and Spike in season 4 (just after he's been made unable to hurt people) when he tries to bite her and can't. Just replace every instance of "bite" with...you know...

* Almost every television series starring Rik Mayall (''[[The Young Ones]]'') featured a number of double entendres every episode; in fact, the original intent of calling one series ''[[Bottom]]'' was to force double entendre on the viewers: "I saw that 'Bottom' on telly the other night -- no, wait, that's not what I meant." The original title of the show, "Your Bottom", made the double entendre even worse: "I saw Your Bottom on TV yesterday."

** There a bit of this within-show, as well:''"Now can we just get our equipment out? I mean, get our '''tackle''' out... no, I mean, get our '''GEAR''' out! Oh my God, you can't say '''anything''' without some dreadful double entendre lurking round the corner!"''

*** Gleefully played with in one Bottom live show where characters, actors and audience all know of the (barely) double meanings. "For hours we clung to your ''sturdy organ'' as we were ''tossed'' about in the ''foamy''... ''brine''!"

* ''[[Doctor Who]]'', "The Doctor Dances": Dancing is used as a euphemism for sex, showing off the Doctor's problems with intimacy and Captain Jack's flexibility, among other things. In a rare visual double entendre, the Doctor ''literally'' slips Jack a banana. This is reused in "The Girl in the Fireplace", when Reinette asks the Doctor to dance with her. Notably, this episode also features the Doctor utilizing a banana. (He visits a really wild party, gets very drunk and may have invented the banana daiquiri. {{spoiler|Except that he doesn't.}})

** Also, in "The Two Doctors", Jamie and the Second Doctor spot a spaceship via the scanner screen.

** River Song asks the Doctor to sonic her radio to boost the frequency. Amy, on the other hand...

{{quote| "Ooh, Doctor, you ''sonicked'' her!"}}

* ''[[Benny Hill]]'' built a career out of them.

{{quote| '''Monica:''' Ya know, my motto is get out before they go down.<br />

'''Joey:''' This is so not my motto. }}

*** Joey apparently has a talent to make anything sound like innuendo. Take, for example, like "Grandma's chicken salad".

{{quote| '''Patient:''' Doctor, I'm getting a little tired of the sexual innuendo.<br />

'''Todd:''' In-'''your'''-endo. }}

** The "Professor Mayang Lee" segments are full of it. Let's just say that she is rather large in a certain area and it involves fruit.

** Also the "How hard is your thing?" segment. PLUS, as a bonus, on one of the 'NASA didn't try...' segments (the car one), at the end Vic states that Braniac will be responsible for, and I quote "The first pilot of a rocket car to blast off on Uranus."

* ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'':

** One sketch sees a [[Dirty Old Man]] go into a newsagents and interpret all of the adverts on the noticeboard as being adverts for prostitutes, eventually leading him to some truly ludicrous double entendres when he tries to get further details from the newsagent. ("I'd like a bit of pram, please!") Eventually, in frustration he demands the actual prostitute's advert, which is written in a fashion bluntly describing what is on offer (Sexy blonde prostitute, will perform all acts...) -- and doesn't understand a word of it.

** The Wink Wink Nudge Nudge guy, who turns everything said to him into a double entendre, no matter how forced it is, and then tries to force a double entendre into everything ''he'' says. In the end, the character admits it's because he's never had sex and wonders what that's like.

* The British children's TV show ''Rainbow'': ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0XcxrWc7M Holyshit]''. {{spoiler|No, the episode was never broadcast, it was just a joke among the staff.}}

** She came back from the store with a bag of apples... ''and a loaf of bread!''

** From Our Mrs. Reynolds: "Jayne. Go play with your rain stick."

{{quote| '''Connery:''' I'll take Jap-Anus Relations.<br />

'''Trebek:''' That's "Japan-US Relations".<br />

''(...)''<br />

'''Connery:''' I've got to ask you about The Penis Mightier...<br />

'''Connery:''' I don't care what you call it, I'm asking does it work?!<br />

''(...)''<br />

** Also a series of [[Parody Commercial|parody campaign ads]] in which Pat Finger runs for city council of Butts, New York. ("In 1869, my great-grandfather, E. T. Finger fell in love with Butts and, well, there's been a whole mess of Fingers in Butts ever since.")

** [[Robert De Niro]] [http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2004/m_deniro-p1.php played] a CIA spokesman who read lists of suspected terrorists - "most of the calls have come from high school and college students nationwide". They include Hous Bin Pharteen ("a silent, but deadly killer"), I-Zheet M'Drurz ("when he was fleeing the scene of his last attack, he left skidmarks") and Apul Madeek ("who we believe will be targeting adult bookstores sometime in the near future")

{{quote| '''Tim:''' If a military man like you, a soldier, er, could you give a man a lethal blow?<br />

'''Gareth:''' If I was forced to, I could. If it was absolutely necessary, if he was attacking me.<br />

* As with the movie examples above, Groucho Marx was known for his quick wit in his talk show, ''[[You Bet Your Life]]''. One interview with a woman with many children led him to ask why she had so many. She replied that she loved her husband. His reply: "Well, I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while!" Apparently everyone in the studio was in hysterics for some time. <ref> It's actually just an urban legend as no tape of the episode exists and Groucho vehemently denied ever saying it. However, it's still funny either way.</ref>

* I'd insert all the double entendres from ''[[Veronica Mars]]'' in here, but fun as it is I don't want to be doing this all day, and frankly it could be too long for the page to handle.

** The less said about Adam riding the giant chicken cannon, the better.

* Mike Rowe from ''[[Dirty Jobs]]'' is fond of these as well.

* ''[[Babylon 5]]'' is not averse to these.

{{quote| '''Garibaldi:''' ''(faced with a pack of Drazi missionaries, early in the third season)'' Zack, do me a favour and explain the missionary, ah, position to these folk.}}

{{quote| '''Horneigh:''' Say, do you believe in the hereafter?<br />

'''Woman:''' Yeah.<br />

'''Horneigh:''' Well, now you know what I'm here after. }}

* Half the jokes in ''[[On the Buses]]'' revolve around Jack and Stan cracking double entendres.

** An episode is based around the male characters all trying to buy better cell-phones than each other. The following dialogue occurs between one of said men and an unsuspecting local.

{{quote| "Goddamit! I'm sure of it now." <br />

* ''[[Rules of Engagement]]'' features more than a few, usually delivered by Russell. However, one of the funniest episodes features a woman who speaks in nothing but double entendres, seemingly without realising what she is doing, and this drives Russell nuts. Her best effort occurs when she is talking about the new nightclub she is starting:

{{quote| "You guys should totally check out my opening. It takes a while for things to warm up down there, so try not to come too early."}}

** An example played straight in season 4 from "Don't Ever Change": House asks Thirteen, "You do it both ways, right?" Earlier in the episode she is revealed to be bisexual. House claims he was referring to two ways of doing an ultrasound.

* [http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/103262/september-24-2007/alpha-dog-of-the-week---honniball This] particular segment on ''[[The Colbert Report]]'', about someone who was caught working in the nude.

* ''[[Bill Nye the Science Guy]]'' had one in an episode about Volcanoes. It showed a family of three sitting at a table, and the dad had made his mashed potatoes into a tall, semi-cone shaped blob. He then took a large spoonful of gravy and poured it onto the top and watched it drip down the sides. And then he talks to his wife while continuing to pour gravy on it:

'''Mom:''' Oh, alright... If you insist... ''(suddenly very serious)'' It reminds me of a Strata Cone Volcano, which builds up in the Earth's crust to make it BIG.... and STRONG... ''(sexy hissing)''<br />

'''Son:''' ... Dad?... May I please be excused from the table? }}

{{quote| '''Ziggy:''' I would have layed odds that you were a dude.<br />

'''Dr K:'''... Sorry to disappoint you. }}

* ''[[Will and Grace]]'' is built on double entendre.

* The Brazillian show ''Casseta e Planeta: urgente'' was known to use a joke about a woodman that remove latex from wood. The joke was about him removing "milk" (the latex) from wood. Wood in portuguese means "pau", that is also an euphemism for cock. In context, it means he was having a handjob. It's was a little subverted because the woodman called the double entendre just moments before was said. It reached extreme levels when he interrupted a commercial about a satellite that could take pictures of all over the world (possibly the google earth) and complained about the overusing of the joke while LOOKING STRAIGHT to the satellite.

{{quote| '''Ziva:''' Tony, I never knew you were afraid of a little pussy... cat.}}

** Another such example was during another of Tony and Ziva's bantering sessions, where Ziva says, "Tony, I've told you, I like to have fun in more...adult ways." It turns out that she's talking about reading, but it's understandable why people might initially interpret it in a very different way.

{{quote| '''Georgina:''' No thank you, the Lord cannot enter the body solely by alcohol.<br />

'''Chuck:''' That's good, because I prefer to be the one doing the entering. }}

{{quote| '''Woolsey:''' You poached my private spot!... Uh, what I meant to say is: you discovered my little personal area... Uh, this is where I ''come'' to be alone with my thoughts.<br />

'''Conrad:''' Do you mind sharing it?<br />

'''Hammond:''' Yep.<br />

'''Clarkson:''' (bursts out laughing) }}

{{quote| '''Titus:''' Dad, you're not in love with her. It's a heart attack rebound thing. It's the angina talking!<br />

'''Dave:''' It TALKS?! }}

* ''[[A Bit of Fry and Laurie]]'' straddles the line between this and [[Refuge in Audacity]] frequently. See attached: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BjDmEhbPLY

** And from season 3:

{{quote| '''Castle:''' We should savor this moment and--<br />

** Also in the last episode of Season 3 we get this one:

{{quote| Carter: I love it when you talk nerdy to me.}}

{{quote| '''Al:''' I can't find the hole! (''Peggy, nearby, flashes a shit-eating grin'')}}

{{quote| '''Bill:''' Let's face it, for the next three years, we three are doomed to be bachelors [[Have a Gay Old Time|gay]]. ''(puts his hand on Tim's shoulder, grinning)'' ''[[Ho Yay|That's]]'' [[Ho Yay|an idea, isn't it?]]}}

** Also, later on:

{{quote| '''Tim:''' ''(shocked)'' But a man isn't a man unless he exercises his right for fatherhood!<br />

'''Bill:''' You can exercise it all you want, mate, but it won't get you anywhere! }}

{{quote| '''Mulder:''' ''(about handling evidence)'' Go ahead.<br />

'''Scully:''' No, you go ahead.<br />

{{quote| '''Mulder:''' I was merely extending a professional courtesy to her.<br />

'''Scully:''' Oh is ''that'' what you were extending? }}

* A 1974 telecast of ''[[Tattletales]]'' had the following question posited to the wives: "If I want something from my husband, to make sure I get 'yes' for an answer, I always approach him after he's had _______." (Gene Rayburn guest hosted that week as regular host Bert Convy was on the panel with ''his'' wife, so the question was posed a la [[Match Game]].) Harvey Korman predicted his wife Donna would say "a drink." Donna's response: "It's either pizza or sex..." As the audience roared with laughter, Harvey topped it: "With or without sausage?"

* In ''[[The Hollywood Squares]]'', a lot of the "fake" answers were these.

'''Jack:''' ''[Pause]'' It is kinda big.<br />

'''Rose Marie:''' I was wondering -- I know you're awfully busy -- but I thought you might come round to my flat one evening. ''[Laughs.]'' I know you'll think I'm silly, but I'd find it much less daunting there and we could really have a proper... talk. }}

** "Dick, Smoker"

** "Assault With a Deadly Dick"

* The 70s game show [[Match Game]] was notorious for these. And it got worse in the '90s remake.

* Pick a segment-title from ''[[The Daily Show]]''. Chances are pretty damn good that it's a [[Double Entendre]].

{{quote| '''Jackie:''' I just came to get Michael. Come on.<br />

'''Eric:''' Oh, no, stay! We're just gonna hang out and fool around. We all know how much you like to... fool around.<br />

* "Squeeze Box" with [[The Who]]. [[Word of God|Pete Townsend]] says its just a song about a woman playing an accordion, deliberately written to invoke this effect.

* The [[Bowling for Soup]] song "My Wena" is one long innuendo. They even make it obvious in the original version of the video with a woman in a penis costume. In the end, it's revealed that the entire song is about a Dachshund named Wena.

** Let's face it: Everything those guys have recorded since their first album has been some flavor of thinly veiled, squick-ily obvious sexual reference,

** The album notes for Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap refers to Big Balls as "Not subtle enough to be a double entendre. It's more like a single entendre."

* By Big & Rich, the entire song of "Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)". You read that right- the song is actually named Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy).

** The lyrics (and these are ACTUAL lyrics) "I'm a thoroughbred, that's what she said".

{{quote| ''But I really get her going<br />

When I whip out my big 10 inch<br />

[[Beat|...]]<br />

record of a band that plays the blues...'' }}

{{quote| ''Goooooooing Doooooown!''}}

** Look closely at the name of the album "Night in the Ruts".

I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna blow you... away'' }}

* The last line of Tenacious D's "Wonderboy" goes "There, that crevasse; fill it with your mighty juice." Hmm, wonder what that might be...

* 50s song "Laundromat Blues" by 5 Royales:

{{quote| ''Throw in all your dirty clothes, all your dirty duds<br />

* Les Sucettes, written by Serge Gainsbourg for France Gall, like many of Gainsbourg's songs, is full of this. It's special however, as the singer, who was 17(!) at the time, took a year to have a Swiss Moment to associate lollipops with oral sex. She was pissed.

* In a rare, non-sexual version, the cover for [[Rush]]'s ''Moving Pictures'' is a ''triple'' entendre. There are people moving pictures, people finding the pictures moving emotionally, and somebody making a moving picture of the scene.

* Rodney Carrington's song "Fred" features a cowboy, his horse, and his lady love, all named Fred. The chorus is "Fred's a-ridin', Fred's a-ridin' Fred, Fred's ridin' Fred, Fred's ridin' Fred. Fred's ridin' Fred" and admits of any interpretation from the completely innocent to the unspeakably kinky.

** An alternate interpretation suggests it's an indictment of the music industry.

* Kip Adotta's "Wet Dream" is a double entendre by title alone and is full of undersea puns and double entendres:

What do they think my knocker's for? }}

* The Hungarian rapper ''Sub Bass Monster'''s song ''4 ütem'' (4 phases) has lyrics that are equally suitable at describing the workings of an internal combustion engine and being a [[Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness|needlessly over-complicated description]] of smoking, to hilarious effect.

** "California Gurls" also has a phallic entendre: "Sun-kissed skin, so hot, we'll melt your popsicle".

* Lots of traditional British [[Folk Music|folk songs]]. The "Bonny Black Hare" starts off with the singer aiming his "gun" at a "black hare" that's hidden under a woman's skirt. During the second verse, it abandons this metaphor and is just them having sex. "The Cuckoo's Nest" (recorded by Steeleye Span as "Drink Down The Moon") is just as bad ("I'll give any lass a shilling and a bottle of the best/Just to rumple up the feathers of her cuckoo's nest"). For more of this sort of thing, see [[Bawdy Song]].

* [[Billy Joel]]'s song "Christie Lee" is about a saxophone player who meets a woman at his gig, who is impressed by his skill and comes home with him so he can "perform" for her. In case it wasn't clear, we get this lyric: "He couldn't see that Christie Lee was a woman/who didn't need another lover; all she wanted was the [[A Worldwide Punomenon|sax]]!"

** It's not about ''[[Good People Have Good Sex|that]]'', it's about ''[[wikipedia:Sexually transmitted disease|this]]''.

* [[Queen]]'s "I'm In Love With My Car" is either a sex euphemism (this is Queen after all) or it's a [[Car Song]] that even [[Top Gear|Richard 'Oliver!' Hammond]] would find a bit worrying: 'Such a clean machine, With the pistons a pumpin' And the hub caps all gleam'.

* Similar to "Christie Lee" is "[[wikipedia:Bodhrán|Bodhráns]] on the Brain" by Black 47.

::"I told her to skin a goat/And take it back to my place ... we hammered away relentlessly until the dawn" indeed.

* Every single one of ''Blood On The Dance Floor'''s songs have these kinds of jokes. Every goddamn one of them. No exceptions. And none of them are at all subtle.

* ''Are You Experienced'' from [[The Jimi Hendrix Experience]] is one where two meanings are sexual; "experienced" could be either a adjective or a verb.

* Brian Hyland's ''Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini'' sounds like it's about a bashful teenage girl in said outfit. It was actually about Brian's 2-year-old (at the time) daughter.

* "[http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/c/craig_campbell/fish.html Fish]" by Craig Campbell has a bunch, including "I had everything we needed in the bed of my truck / Turns out my baby loves to... / [[Subverted Rhyme Every Occasion|Fish, she wants to do it all the time]]", "And I love how she looks with that rod in her hand", "With her hooks and her sinkers and her pretty pink bobbers", etc.

{{quote| Swingin' in there 'cause<br />

She wanted me to feed her<br />

 

== Radio ==

** Clue's spin-off, ''You'll Have Had Your Tea'', is another major offender. For instance, when Dougal's entered a "Macathalon":

{{quote| '''Hamish:''' Are you up for it?<br />

''[long pause]''<br />

'''Dougal:''' [[Bait and Switch|Yes]]. }}

{{quote| '''Princess Sally:''' Oh, you're not really Jewish. You're just saying you are.<br />

'''Prince Charming:''' But I am! Wait, I'll show you! Hang on while I get it out! ''(rustling sound)'' There! You can't get much more Jewish than that, can you?<br />

'''Princess Sally:''' ...That doesn't prove anything. Anyone can buy a skullcap. }}

* ''The Reduced Shakespeare Company Radio Show'' has a rap song about [[William Shakespeare]]'s characters and their need to practice safe sex: "Rap Your Willy!"

* A staple of all BBC Radio comedy, ever. On programme featured a spoof letter from someone objecting to the amount of double entendre on the airwaves, saying "I don't wish sex to be forced down my throat. It leaves a nasty taste in my mouth, and I'm not swallowing it."

* In a spoof technothriller on ''Saturday Night Fry'', [[Stephen Fry]]'s character, Dr Fordyce, discovers a secret formula that transforms him into a woman (Jenny, played by [[Emma Thompson]]), but turns [[Hugh Laurie]]'s character into Barry Cryer ([[As Himself|played by himself]]). Amongst his strange Barry Cryer powers is the ability to turn anything into a [[Double Entendre]].

'''Jenny:''' And you can keep this up indefinitely?<br />

'''Barry Cryer:''' Are you sure you want me to answer that? }}

{{quote| '''Barry:''' I'd like the rest of this programme to be of a totally pure and innocent nature...but, as that won't get any laughs, let's do a rude joke!<br />

'''Tim:''' Look at those tits! ...Oh, one of them's flown away. }}

 

== Video Games ==

** One of the loading screen tips: "Reload often. No one likes getting down to business half-cocked."

** 80-90% of the skillshot names. Including "Boned" for reducing a mook to a skeleton with a PMC charged shot to the groin, making that one a triple entendre.

* ''[[Devil May Cry|Devil May Cry 4]]'': [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pWvKx1x1pk "First, I whip it out!..."]

** And from ''[[Devil May Cry]] 3'' before that, the [[Monster Clown]] calls the Temen-ni-Gru tower a "thick shaft that causes women to shudder".

** Kyrie's "She yearns for your touch!" line to Nero in ''[[Devil May Cry]] 4'', considering how sweet and chaste she comes off.

** This conversation between Phoenix and Maya in one case. They're talking about his Attorney's badge.

{{quote| '''Maya:''' You really love to show that thing off, don't you? Who knows how many times you've shown it to me?<br />

** ''[[Mass Effect 3]]'' gives us Shepard's remark to Tali on welcoming her back to the Normandy if the two were involved in the second game.

{{quote| "If it's too quiet for you to sleep, I can find you someplace louder..."}}

*** There's also this exchange.

{{quote| '''[[Jerkass|Joshua]]:''' Step one is gathering info, starting with the client. Honestly, Neku. This is basic stuff.<br />

* When ''[[Super Robot Wars]] OG Saga: [[Endless Frontier]]'' was announced to have a US release, [[Atlus]]' promotional messages were FILLED with innuendos. The message goes like this:

{{quote| SUPER ROBOT TAISEN® OG SAGA: ENDLESS FRONTIER? '''SPILLS''' OUT ONTO NINTENDO DS? We like keeping you '''abreast''' of new developments in the world of Atlus, Faithful. That's why we're practically '''bursting''' at the seams to reveal Super Robot Taisen® OG Saga: Endless Frontier for [[Nintendo DS]]. As a continuation of the Atlus Spoils fan appreciation program, each and every launch copy of Super Robot Taisen OG Saga: Endless Frontier will be a premium boxed release, with a bonus soundtrack CD featuring music from the game included in the final retail package. My friends, this is one '''stacked''' action RPG. Contrasting the deep story and characterizations is the fast-paced, fighter-style combat engine. '''Juggling''' your opponent in the air, chaining together combos, using your entire party in concert... these may not be your typical RPG combat concepts, but with the quick, responsive battles in Endless Frontier, they're the name of the game. Behind the fighter mechanics are all of the nuanced RPG fixings genre fans have come to expect. We'd like to emphasize: this game is more than just the fights. This is a '''fully-developed, well-rounded''' adventure. Journey across a variety of worlds, ranging from an apocalyptic wasteland covered with the hulks of downed spaceships, to a fantastical place of fairy tales and dark magic. Join Haken Browning: gunslinger, professional bounty hunter, and amateur ladies' man-along with his motley crew of robots, were-beasts, secret agents, and '''busty princesses'''-as they delve deep into the mysteries of how their worlds came to be and face a threat that imperils the multiverse. There's so much game here, Faithful, you may just get '''lower back pain''' from the effort! With its unique combat and '''titillating''' story, this is one sci-fi action RPG sure to '''stick out''' this spring.}}

** The actual in-game dialogue has even more of them. Or, to be more precise -- about 3/4 of dialogue is innuendo, to the point when Haken has to explain that when he said "She uses bombs" he meant explosives.

** There's also [[Super Robot Wars Original Generation|Garnet]]. Everything she says in combat is a double-entendre of some sort.

*** Well, now we know why Liquid was always so pissed off...

** In ''[[Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater|MGS3]]'', if you don't {{spoiler|remove the transmitter from Snake's body before meeting EVA behind the waterfall}}, you will see a minute-long cutscene that consists almost entirely of this.

{{quote| '''EVA:''' I can't believe how small it is.<br />

'''Snake:''' Yeah, but it gets the job done. }}

** Non-Sexual one: Lunacy Achievement. {{spoiler|You both do something crazy, and something involving the moon.}}

* Double Entendres practically exploded in the video game fandom once Nintendo's new console was named "[[Wii]]". Most of the jokes have stopped.

* In ''[[World of Warcraft]]'' the Reputation grind for the Sons of Hodir faction requires you to complete the following quests every day; Blowing Hodir's Horn, Polishing the Helm and Thrusting Hodir's Spear.

* The enemy in ''X3: Reunion'' is called the Kha'ak. And yes, it's pronounced like you think it is. Cue [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi8n6uN091E G4TV's hilarious review] laden with hard and blown Kha'ak.

* In ''[[Blaz Blue]]'', an experiment performed by [[Mad Scientist|Professor]] [[Jerkass|Kokonoe]] on [[Genius Bruiser|Iron]] [[Mighty Glacier|Tager]] ended with this exchange:

{{quote| '''Kokonoe''': I've been thinking of putting [[Rocket Punch|it]] on your chest... or your '''[[Calling Your Attacks|GIGANTIC]] [[This Trope Is Bleep|TAGER!!!!]]'''<br />

'''Kokonoe''': Ah, yes. Well, no reason not to tell you. First, I intended to take his '''INFERNO DIVIDER''' and put it in a '''CARNAGE SCISSORS''' with maybe a little '''GAUNTLET HADES''' too? Huh, my goodness, I can only imagine what his '''HELL'S FANG''' will '''DEAD SPIKE'''.<br />

'''Noel:''' Wh-wha- [[Big "What?"|WHAT!?]] }}

* ''[[Uncharted]] 2'' gives us this exchange.

{{quote| '''Sully:''' Should be this way. Just follow the hose.<br />

'''Nate:''' You always "follow the hose". Just like in Montreal.<br />

'''Sully:''' [[Never Live It Down|Never gonna let me forget that, are you?]] }}

** Actually, only about half the Ratchet & Clank titles have done this- Going Commando, Up Your Arsenal, Size Matters, and Quest for Booty.

* In ''[[Gaia Online]]'', there is a clothing store named "Ruby's Rack", run by a single mother in a skimpy dress.

{{quote| "Watch this! It's filling me up! That was... ''titillating''!"}}

* [[Duke Nukem]]'s Balls of Steel quote. He says it in front of a pinball machine but it's clear he also means he has balls of steel.

** Why don't you come down here, Falco?

** Jeez Leweez, what is ''that?!''

** Also, another time they said "*town name*, we got trees! And people and houses and the birds and bees"! Now, we all know what "the birds and bees" mean...

* ''[[Pokémon Black and White]]'' has a [[Dating Sim]]-esque sequence: After defeating your date in a Pokémon battle, you go with said date on a ferris wheel. Your date's dialogue is positively laced with double entendres, especially from one of Hilbert's dates, a burly [[Gay Option|Hiker]].

* In ''[[Red Dead Redemption]]'', practically everything the prostitutes say is Double Entendre. See [http://reddead.wikia.com/wiki/Prostitute#Quotes here].

** Although in the military, that expression is routinely used to denote non-combat personnel who are removed from the front lines. Given the propensity of vulgar expressions and double entendres in the military lexicon, this example is usually played straight by comparison.

* In ''[[The Elder Scrolls]]'' series (at least in ''[[Oblivion]]'' and ''[[Skyrim]]'') there's an in-game book by the name of ''The Lusty Argonian Maid''. You can read excerpts from this book, and they are full of double entendres (especially the second volume).

** In ''[[Morrowind]]'' , You meet the author of The Lusty Argonian Maid, Crassius Curio. Unsuprisingly, His unique dialogues contain quite a few sexual entendres.

 

 

* ''[[The Optimist]]'' tries to swallow a hot load of double entendres [http://the-opt.com/?p=1200 in this strip].

* [[Monsterful]] has some from time to time, but this one deserves a [http://www.monsterful.com/chapter12page44.html special mention.]

** The discussion thread dedicated to that strip took the joke even further. Apparently, a horse isn't dead so long as you can beat it. *whistles innocently*

** Also, [http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0102.html Roy has "great cleavage".]

* See ''[[Loserz]]'', especially if the... working place of the protagonists is involved. As [http://bukucomics.com/loserz/go/322 in this strip].

** [http://bukucomics.com/loserz/go/95 This one] is the best.

* [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=131 This one] from ''[[VG Cats]]'' is a beaut.

** [http://www.vgcats.com/fan/guestcomic/renard.jpg This fan comic] is even better.

* [http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1600 This entire] ''[[Questionable Content]]'' strip. (In case you're wondering, they were dancing.)

{{quote| '''Dora:''' It's ok, it's perfectly normal to have performance anxiety your first time.<br />

'''Marten:''' Yeah, like, the first time I ever played guitar in front of people? IMPOSSIBLE to maintain an erection. }}

* [[Karate Bears]] [http://www.karatebears.com/2011/03/bands-match-belts.html carpet matches the drapes joke]

* [[Dominic Deegan]] practically lives on this trope, but Szark Sturtz has one of the [http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2008-01-06 best examples.]

 

 

== Web Original ==

* The [[Rooster Teeth]] logo is a visual double entendre that you only pick up when your humor is in the gutter. [[Poke Freak|I]] can't be the only who is reminded of the endearing insult "cockbite" they commonly use in ''[[Red vs. Blue]]'', whenever they show a picture of a rooster and teeth.

{{quote| '''Tucker:''' Bow chicka bow wow.}}

* [http://atlasobscura.com/places/haesindang-park This page.] The captions. 'Nuff said...

* ''[[The Secret Life of Dolls]]'' has ''lots'' of jokes about swords. Also:

* Rosa Fiametta of ''[[Survival of the Fittest]]'' loves these.

{{quote| "I can run off an empty tank all day long,"<br />

"It'd be just great for you to help me by coming ... and lawyering." }}

* [http://kezzi-rose.deviantart.com/art/Pinata-Stamp-80423505 This deviant art stamp.] It's very clever.

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Umie6Rl3URk Balls, balls are so much fun! That's why I have two and not just one!]

* A lot of Alex's lines in ''[[Awkward]]'', although given how deep in the gutter (and Lester's pants) his mind is, it's hard to say how much is intentional.

{{quote| '''Alex:''' You know it's all about finding the right key. The one that fits... just right. The one that you insert deep into the ''back door''...}}

* In ''[[Cracked]]'''s [http://www.cracked.com/funny-363-jennifer-love-hewitt/ article] on [[Jennifer Love Hewitt]], ''those'' are ''plentiful''.

** Also in the Nostalgia Critic's "Nostalgic Commercials", during the "Wet Banana" ad.

 

== Western Animation ==

* ''The [[Ambiguously Gay]] Duo'' from ''[[Saturday Night Live]]'' is based on these, from the episode titles (such as "A Hard One to Swallow" and "First Served, First Come") to the dialog to their car. And the plethora of Sight gags in each episode, lampshaded by "...what's everybody looking at?" "''Nothing''!"

** In "Hercule Yakko", Yakko takes the role of detective on board a ship. Instructing his sister Dot to check for prints, she soon returns with the singer Prince in her arms. Yakko clarifies it as "fingerprints", wiggling his fingers. Dot merely glances at Prince, who leers at her, and remarks, "I don't think so."

{{quote| '''Bloo:''' *Turns to golf channel* Look, that guy's hitting a little white ball into a hole!}}

* ''[[South Park]]'': For a number of episodes, the main characters got a new teacher whose name was Ms. Choksondik (pronounced "Chokes-on-Dick"). Humorously, none of the otherwise dirty-minded main characters seem to have understood the joke, and have made fun of her by calling her things like "Ms. Choksonrocks" or "Ms. Makes-me-sick".

** Also, in one episode, "Wet Behind the Rears", Butt-Head's quote [[Getting Crap Past the Radar|gets past the radar]]:

{{quote| '''Butt-Head:''' If I could turn into a bird, I'd turn into a cock.}}

** There's also an episode featuring a talking heart named Ricardio who, when introduced, was giving Princess Lumpy a "special massage meant only for best friends" and assured everyone that it was "completely consensual".

** There are plenty more in the series. There's one case where, when trying to distract Jake, he tells him to play "fifteen minutes in heaven" with his girlfriend, and shoves them in a closet. To top it off, there's an episode where Jake is so attractive he's causing animals to rush to him-including snakes. Finn then says "These snakes are everywhere. There's even one in my underwear!" as he holds up a pair of underpants with a snake in them.

* In the TV cartoon ''[[The Flintstones]]'', Wilma is pregnant, and needs to be taken to the hospital. Her husband Fred's best friend Barney follows along to help Fred get her into the hospital. Barney is, however, too aggressive moving her out of the car, and as a result, spins the revolving door so fast Fred is spun out, and across the street into a hotel. Arriving at the front desk, Fred, quite calmly states the truth, "I'm looking for my wife, she just came in here with my best friend." The clerk, nonplussed, simply says, "Look, we don't want any trouble here", to which Fred responds, "What kind of a hospital is this?" to which the clerk replies, "This is a hotel; the hospital is across the street."

** [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a3B3w8Ux4I&feature=related What do I need three for?]

{{quote| '''Rattrap:''' So, where ya been, bird-dog?<br />

'''Silverbolt:''' Scout patrol.<br />

'''Rattrap:''' Oh, yeah, scouting the enemy. Find any new positions? }}

** Though that double entendre is acknowledged rather than something the writers tried to slip past, as Silverbolt punches Rattrap in response to that remark.

{{quote| '''Ventress:''' My dear General, there is ''nothing'' you have that I could want.}}

* Also used in ''[[Transformers Animated]]'' in a conversation between the speedster Nanosec and the time-slowing Slo-Mo as they exchange meaningful looks.

** Explaining how she established project Batman Beyond:

{{quote| '''Amanda Waller:''' Bruce's DNA was easy enough to obtain: he left it all over town. (Terry reacts with an [[Eye Take]]). Not remotely what I meant.}}

{{quote| '''Roxy Rocket:''' I was the best he ever had.}}

{{quote| '''Harvey:''' So as we see from this tape your power was...<br />

'''Apache Chief:''' Growing large, at will... especially in the mornings. }}

{{quote| '''Harvey:''' Every time this squirrel opened his coat, it was to pull out a ''critical tool''--<br />

'''Mentok:''' I'll say! }}

* The ''[[Looney Tunes]]'' Speedy Gonzales shorts feature a few of these, when the mice need to get Speedy's help and someone knows how to contact him...

{{quote| '''Mouse 1:''' He knows my sister!<br />

'''Mouse 2:''' Speedy Gonzales knows ''eeeeeeeeverybody's'' sister... }}

{{quote| '''Liz Allen:''' You can web me up anytime, Petey.}}

** ''Everything'' Black Cat says. I distinctly remember a line about Spider-Man getting his goop in her hair.

** Possibly unintentional, but MJ says this to Peter and Gwen in the New Year's Eve episode:

{{quote| '''MJ:''' You [two] could go down to Times Square, watch the ball drop. ''(winks)''}}

{{quote| '''Odd:''' Hey, speaking of "hot chocolate", I finally got a date with Heidi.<br />

'''Ulrich:''' Eh, you gonna give her your ''croissant''? }}

** ''(after Quagmire finally freaks out and runs to his dad)''

{{quote| "Glenn, you're ruining this ball. You know how much I love balls!"}}

** "Fruit tart" is regarded as something of a secret code in Mai/Zuko circles, given the contexts in which they're mentioned.

** When a guard is ordered to protect Mai, she replies with, "I don't need any protection." To which Zuko chuckles and replies, "Believe me, she doesn't." Intentional or not, [[Tropes Will Ruin Your Life|you will never hear that line the same again]].

** The "We Put the Spring in Springfield" song from "Bart After Dark" is a pretty clever one. It's the episode where Bart (and subsequently everyone else in town) finds out about that Burlesque house. So that "spring" could refer to other things...

* ''[[The Fairly Odd Parents]]'' has Timmy's Mom saying "He's so affectionate" with a nervous-looking smile when [[Adam Westing|Adam West/Catman]] hugs her legs. This causes Timmy's dad to become jealously angry.

{{quote| '''Ganon:''' ''I want that princess!''}}

* In episode two of ''[[Static Shock]]'', Virgil is talking to his doctor, trying to figure out if the Bang Baby gas he breathed in will have any adverse affects aside from his superpowers. He does this while not telling the doctor that he inhaled Bang Baby gas. It sounds like he's talking to the doctor about puberty and being sexually active until Virgil realizes that's what it sounds like.

'''Archer:''' Um, phrasing?<br />

'''Malory:''' Regale him with exciting tales of ISIS exploits! }}

{{quote| '''June:''' Henry, you really should try taking your relationship with Dawn to the next level.<br />

'''Henry:''' *stares at her*<br />

'''June:''' I meant ''talking'' to her. }}

** [[Ho Yay|I'd like to top his honor role!]]

** [[Makes Sense in Context|Ow! My wiener!]]

'''Candace:''' Oh, pardon my reach. I'm just getting in the most convenient position to drive this stake into the ground. }}

* ''[[Jimmy Two-Shoes]]'': When Peep, a salesman, is hitting on Heloise and showing off his merchandise at the same time, she yells "[[Getting Crap Past the Radar|I'm not interested in your junk!]]"

{{quote| '''Lydia:''' I know how we'll fix it...we'll ''cut'' it off! (''Beetlejuice shrieks in panic; Lydia shakes her head long-suffering'')}}

{{quote| "[[Blue Beetle]]'s deeds are really swing, [[A Man Is Not a Virgin|but who will bring him out of his shell?]]"<br />

"[[Flash]]'s rogues finish last... Too bad sometimes [[Speed Sex|he's just too fast!]]"<br />

* [[The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy|Grim]] puts a powerful artifact in his mystic trunk and warns Billy to "Stay out of the junk in me trunk!"

* The sausage-stuffing challenge of ''[[Total Drama World Tour]]'' results in one of Noah's most famous lines: "Look. Cody has a tiny sausage."

{{quote| '''Meatwad:''' Ooh yeah, baby. That's a neat car she's washing. You think that's a straight six?<br />

'''Err:''' I think ''I'' have a [[Raging Stiffie|'straight six']].<br />