Drunk on Milk: Difference between revisions

* Hatchin from ''[[Michiko to Hatchin]]'' manages to get drunk from juice.

** This was lampshaded by Michiko.

* [[Action Girl|Lizzie]] from ''[[Seikon no Qwaser]]'' can get drunk from soda.

* Carbonated beverages get Mermaids drunk in the manga version of ''[[Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch]]''. This happens to Lucia while trying to take care of a sick Kaito. In the anime, it's replaced with a magic [[MacGuffin]] mood changer that goes haywire.

* In one of the early, pre-Isodoro ''[[Patoruzu]]'' strips, Patoruzu goes with Julian de Monte Pio for a night in town, and passes out after only two glasses of champagne. Worse, Julian then reveals that the "champagne" was just apple soda.

* Inverted in the second ''[[Buck Godot: Zap Gun for Hire]]'' story:

'''Buck:''' [[Bizarre Alien Biology|150 proof?]]<br />

'''Al''': Only type I serve! }}

* One episode of ''[[Reno 911|Reno 911!]]'' has Clementine get drunk from drinking at Kimball's [[The Moral Substitute|Christian singles mixer]] what is revealed to be non-alcoholic beer.

* ''[[Eureka]]'' has this exchange between Zoe and Vincent, which is then followed by a standard [[The Bartender|sympathetic-bartender]] conversation:

'''Zoe''': I don't pay to to think, I pay you to pour. }}

::She's drinking milkshakes.

* New Year's gets a new spin in [http://www.lifeintheanalogage.com/2010/12/28/drunk/ this] ''[[Life in the Analog Age]]'' comic.

* In ''[[Questionable Content]]'', Raven once told a story about getting drunk on eleven Shirley Temples. She is then informed that said drink is non-alcoholic.

* In one ''[[Arthur, King of Time and Space]]'' strip manic-depressive teetotaller Lancelot stops at a tavern and orders a milk. "And leave the bottle."

** In the same author's fanfic comics, lactose has the same effect on Kryptonians and Gallifreyans as alcohol does on humans, so [[Superman]] and [[Doctor Who|the Doctor]] really can get drunk on milk.

* In an episode of ''[[Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends]]'', Mac is depressed and goes to an ice cream shop and orders a sundae. However, being one of those kids who's not allowed to have sugar, he goes completely drunk (a la Spongebob) and has even more ice cream. He leaves with a hangover.

* An episode of ''[[Freakazoid]]'' had his then-sidekick hospitalized with a minor injury. Freakazoid proceeded to drown his sorrows in papaya smoothies.

'''Freakazoid''': I said pour me another, curse your tiny paper hat! If I wanna blitz myself into a papaya-induced hallucination, that's ''my'' business. }}

* Happened to [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] in "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming". He thought the air force base served cups of free beer only to reveal to be alcohol free beer for $6. He appears drunk (possibly hysteria) when the cashier charge sums up.

** In another episode, Bart and Milhouse buy a Squishy that is all syrup, and proceed to get "drunk" from the extreme sugar rush. Bart wakes up the next morning with a hangover, and discovers to his horror that he joined the Junior Campers (Boy Scout [[Expy|expies]]) during their binge. His sister offers [[No Sympathy]].

*** In the same episode, Milhouse (who also drank that same Squishy with Bart) woke up with a profanity tattooed on the back of his head.

** Somehow, in another episode detailing the life of Lisa's Saxaphone Mentor, Bleeding Gums Murphy, we find that he spent all of his earnings from his one record on Fabergé Eggs, which is treated like an addiction to alcohol, complete with him telling the man at the store [[I'll Tell You When I've Had Enough!|"I'll tell you when I've had enough!"]].

* On ''[[Home Movies]]'', Jason acts like an angry problem drinker when he binges on candy.

* In the ''[[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic]]'' episode "The Best Night Ever", Spike is feeling left out after his friends split up at the Grand Galloping Gala, and near the end of the episode he's seen drowning his sorrows... in donuts and hot chocolate.

'''Spike''': [[I'll Tell You When I've Had Enough!|Another donut]]! EXTRA SPRINKLES! }}

** In "Over a Barrel" we see a pony who's had a few too many ''salt licks''...

* Oil is treated this way in ''[[Transformers Animated]]'': the Constructicons (as construction worker stereotypes) treat it like brewskis, Megatron sips "fine vintages" of the stuff from a goblet (made from a crushed oil drum), and the Autobots even indulge in festive Christmas "oil nog."

* We have an example of this in the episode ''In Like Flint'' from [[Oban Star Racers|Oban Star-Racers]]. Even though she won the rematch against Grooor, Don Wei said her manner of racing had disgraced the team and they would be dropping out. Molly ran out and the next we see her, she's at the local bar with [[Drowning My Sorrows|four empty drink pouches]] sitting in front of her.

'''Molly''': Listen, pal! [[I'll Tell You When I've Had Enough!|I already got a father]]! }}