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== Being a generic shooter, Yahtzee will pretend the game is still in development hell ==
It's either that, or he'll stick with thefake review he's already got.
* Jossed. [https://web.archive.org/web/20110902045751/http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3581-Duke-Nukem-Forever-for-real-this-time He did review it properly] and he was not angry with it, just hurt and disappointed.
== The makers of DNF made a deal with the Devil. ==
As a result of this deal, when DNF is finally finished and released to the public, the world will end. Thus they are delaying it as much as humanly possible.
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* I had a copy of it once. No really, I did... but I, um, lost it somewhere. Probably down the back of my sofa. But it was awesome. 10/10. Best. Game. Ever.
== Duke Nukem Forever will cause the [[
It's not a video game, but a signal to the Great Old Ones that the stars are in alignment and that their time has returned. As long as it's not released, the Old Ones will never receive their signal and will slumber forevermore. It's 'vapourware' because some brave heroes defeated the mad cult behind the other games (which, using mind-control, had created a massive wave of popularity surrounding them) and it's taken this long for interest in the latest release to die down sufficiently so that it can be safely disposed of.
* Well then, it looks like the human race is due for explosioning.
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* As a corollary: '''Duke Nukem is what George Broussard wishes he could be'''. Evidence:
** Duke Nukem is muscular; [http://farm1.static.flickr.com/30/38854267_6eaf333337.jpg George Broussard is obese].
** Duke Nukem is a womanizer, while [
** Duke Nukem owns a casino; George Broussard's main outlet for job frustration used to be gambling, which leads to the next point:
** Duke Nukem lives the exciting life of a man who singlehandedly saved the Earth multiple times and is adored by everyone; George Broussard lives the frustrated life of a man who spent 14 years working on the same project and restarting it from scratch multiple times, which drained out all of his creativity and every chance to find satisfaction in his job, while everyone considers him the laughingstock of the gaming industry.
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