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{{quote|'''Chief Wiggum:''' Listen up! (on gates with "Johnny D" on them) These prestigious wrought-iron security gates are bullet-proof, bomb-proof, and battering-ram resistant. Now-
'''Skinner:''' Then what happened to Johnny D?
'''Wiggum:''' He forgot to lock 'em.|''[[The Simpsons]]'', "Reality Bites"}}
{{quote|OH WAIT!
We're fucking stupid.
It's concrete. We're gigantic death machines.
WIDEN THE HOLE!|''[[Zeon Quest]]'' suggestion}}
'''No matter how thick the walls are and how narrow the wicket is. A donkey laden with gold will always squeeze through.'''
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{{quote|'''Sam:''' Look, it's the world's simplest maze.
'''Max:''' What's the big deal? All mazes are simple!
'''Sam:''' Not everyone has your knack for lateral thinking and heavy ordnance.|''[[The Adventures of Sam
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