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** Chasing a Tiefling through a mysterious portal led the party roughly 500 years into the past. Upon meeting a few locals, Thaxan walked up and said "Hello, I'm the Doctor. [[Doctor Who|Just the Doctor.]]

*** Upon catching the Tiefling, a [[Smug Snake]] named Art, Thaxan walked up and had this exchange:

''Thaxan'': This! ([[Knife Nut|Thaxan severs Art's ear with a knife]] [[Axe Crazy|and makes a pendant out of it.]]) }}

** During a visit to Thaxan's home city, where he is a powerful and popular noble, the city's warforged guards begin rebelling, including a new prototype that's just been made. The rebellion was eventually put down, including a [[Fun with Acronyms|"Designated Armored Lifeform Ersatz Knight,]] which came very close to '''Exterminating''' Thaxan.

** A group of necromancers had settled in with a tribe of hobgoblins near the city. Not liking the idea of fighting them, Thaxan negotiated an alliance with the necromancers. They agreed to consult their leader. Thaxan's response?(Keep in mind, the Hobgoblin chief is still in the room.)

''Hobgoblin Chief'': WHAT?!?! }}

** After finally catching up with(and subsequently losing track of) the Changeling who framed him in the midst of the capital city, Thaxan used his clout to earn an audience with the queen to solve the problem. Within a few hours, he had cast arcane lock on a nearby door(Set only to open for humans), crammed every single person in the castle inside, and invited the queen to open the door, to demonstrate how easily a human could open it. [[Oh Crap|It didn't open.]]