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=== Episode 1: [[Show Within a Show]]: ===
* After talking to [[The Faceless|Mr.]] [[Voice of the Legion|Administrator]]:
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'''Tom:''' Shut up Zack. }}
* The very first scene of the series, which includes Zack's [[Hand Puppet]].
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'''Zack:''' You're welcome, man.
'''Tom:''' You're not sorry, are you?
'''Zack:''' Nah. }}
* "If you get near the front of the camera, I will stab you! I will actually stab you!"
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* "He's a butt! I hate him!"
* Tom on explaining his supposed [[Big Little Brother|''older'' brother's age...]]
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'''Zack:''' Hahaha! Tom's a loser! }}
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* Heartfelt music playing as Dana tells Tom that she'll be his co-star because he sucks at his job, comparing him to a turd steaming on the carpet, that she needs to clean up.
* Zack's reaction to [[Psycho Ex-Girlfriend|Shannon]] bursting into the room and berating Tom and Dana.
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* Tom fending off one of the more ''enthusiastic'' interviewees as she said she was "Up for anything..."
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* Eternal vigilance against "This Troper":
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* Dana finally getting fed up with Uncle Bill.
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'''Uncle Bill:''' I thought we were just hanging out...
'''Dana:''' NEXT!! }}
=== Episode 4: [[Dumbass Has a Point]] ===
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* [[Stylistic Suck|"That was unwatchable."]]
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'''Zack:''' Yeah!
'''Tom:''' God, I wish I had some duct tape right now.
'''Zack:''' Why?
'''Tom:''' ''To shut you up''!
'''Dana:''' To be a "dumbass with a point", you need to have a point, dumbass.
'''Tom:''' Trope still applies.
'''Dana:''' Does not. }}
=== Episode 5: [[Unresolved Sexual Tension]] ===
* This gem:
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[very long and awkward beat]
'''Zack:''' I'd do her. }}
* After Dana realizes Tom is flirting with her for insulting Zack.
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* The gag of confusing their characters and themselves, especially:
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'''Tom:''' [Freezes like a rabbit in the headlights.] }}
* Just seeing Tom and Dana on the same bed, even though Dana already stated outright she dislikes Tom.
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=== Episode 6: [[Psycho Ex-Girlfriend]] ===
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'''Dana''': "No, Tom. No, I haven't."
'''Tom''': "They're ''so'' good." }}
* And later:
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'''Dana''': "Oh no, my heart, she breaks. *Traces the outline of a teardrop down her cheek* }}
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'''Zack''': "Hah...that's why it's bad because you don't ah...you don't know a lot." }}
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'''Dana''': "That's nice, Zack." (goes inside)
'''Zack''': "Aww...why doesn't she like me? It's like she couldn't even ''see'' my boner!" }}
* On why Tom has suddenly become rather sanguine regarding Shannon.
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'''Tom''': "Oh, you mean my Ex?"
'''Dana''': "No Tom, I mean your stalker. An Ex is someone you run into at parties and pretend not to notice. And this is ''waaay'' creepier than that."
'''Tom''': "Huh..."
'''Dana''': "What do you mean 'Huh'?! A few days ago you were scared shitless of this girl...what...What is there to think about? If a guy were doing this to me I'd..."
[Long [[Beat]]]
'''Dana''': "You started sleeping with her again, didn't you?" }}
=== Episode 7: [[Walk and Talk]] ===
* At the beginning:
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'''Zack:''' "I always lose at this game!" }}
* This:
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=== Episode 8: [[Romantic False Lead]] ===
* Zack talking about his dead cat in [[The Stinger]].
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'''Zack:''' Not "it"! }}
* "Don't go, we still have more scenes to shoot! Also, I love you..."
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* '''Zack:''' "Wait, is the pegleg like a stripper pole?"
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'''Dana:''' No.
'''Zack:''' A unicorn?
'''Dana:''' ...no.
'''Zack:''' What about my undying love? }}
=== Episode 9: [[Did You Think I Can't Feel?]] ===
* Zack's line at the end of the episode, referring to Dana and Tom:
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* Or Zack's line at [[The Stinger]]:
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=== Episode 10: [[Mysterious Employer]] ===
* Zack wondering where the toilet is in the [[White Void Room|Administrator's domain]].
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'''Administrator:''' [[Silence, You Fool|SILENCE!]] <br />
[Zack gulps] }}
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** Zack using the ''Dana'' sock puppet.
*
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'''Zack:''' It's your face. I get angry just looking at it. }}
* Writing a new episode:
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'''Dana:''' No, we can't just be ''us''. }}
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* People can't help but crack up whenever Ace says "gurt". {{spoiler|[[Not So Stoic|Including the Administrator]]}}.
* Dana and Tom trying to fog ire out how they should go about their second season.
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* Tom literally tries to [[Growing the Beard|Grow the Beard]]. Cut to Dana shoving him into the bathroom with a razor.
=== Episode 2: [[The Ace]] ===
* The [[Call Back]] at the beginning:
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'''Dana:''' Somewhere specific. }}
* Dana's reasoning for getting a new character.
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'''Tom:''' We're talking about my character, right?<br />
'''Dana:''' [[Brutal Honesty|...no.]] }}
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* The title of the first post is: ''My first blog post! Oh my god, I'm so talented!''
* Anything you can do...
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* Shannon appears to have gone right off the deep end of crazy:
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