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{{quote|''Do you hate spiders? Do you REALLY hate spiders? Well, they don't like you, either!''|'''[[Tagline]][http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1WhVnLahvM\]'''}}
 
{{quote|The [[Attack of the 50 -Foot Whatever|biggest]]... ''[[Covered in Gunge|nastiest]]...'' '''[[Attack of the Killer Whatever|mutant spider]] movie''' '''''[[Overly Narrow Superlative|of all time]]!!!!'''''|'''Alternate [[Tagline]][http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sU-Gw_22R6E\]'''}}
 
''Eight Legged Freaks'' is a 2002 horror-comedy film directed by Ellory Elkayem, executive produced by [[Stargate (film)|Roland]] [[Independence Day|Emmerich]], and starring David Arquette, Kari Wührer, [[Scarlett Johansson]] and Doug E. Doug. The plot concerns a collection of spiders that are exposed to toxic waste, causing them to grow to gigantic proportions. Yeah. It's a 50s monster movie made with 21st century visual effects, and it's '''exactly''' what you're expecting.
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* [[Anal Probing]]: There's a bit where Harlan goes on a tirade about aliens and this very subject. "...I mean, what do they expect to find there? It's just wrong!"
* [[Arbitrary Skepticism]]: Harlan believes in alien conspiracy theories, but thinks the emergence of giant spiders in the town is nonsense until he actually sees them - then he thinks they are in fact the aliens he was talking about. Lampshaded by Chris.
* [[Attack of the Killer Whatever|Attack Of The Killer]] [[Attack of the 50 -Foot Whatever|five-foot]] (for starters!) [[Giant Spider|Giant Spiders]]!
* [[Auto Erotica]]: Bret tries to have sex with Ashley in his pickup truck. She refuses.
* [[Big Bad]]: The female Orb Weaver.