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* ''Mad Dogs and Englishmen'', which feature a planet of poodle revolutionaries (leading to one of the most hilariously squicky [[Interspecies Romance
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'''Doctor:''' You know of such things?
'''Poodle:''' We are ''poodles'', Doctor! Of ''course'' we know of such things! }}
* Another of the fabulous [[Eighth Doctor Adventures]], ''Unnatural History'', has a rift in space-time making San Francisco even ''weirder'', the Doctor being called "a backrub slut", Fitz being mugged by a unicorn in the middle of an alleyway for a bar of chocolate, and other gems.
** After the Doctor meets up with Fitz again:
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Fitz spread out his map of the city, turned the pages of his notebook. ‘The plants in Golden Gate Park are growing at five times the normal rate – it’s closed to the public. Lots of unconfirmed cryptozoological sightings, including an alleged vehicle theft by Bigfoot. Oh, and would you believe Lombard Street has gone straight?’
‘Well,’ laughed the Doctor, ‘as long as ''Castro Street'' hasn’t gone straight. . . ’ }}
** When Fitz explains why he's quitting smoking:
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** Another when talking to Sam about drugs:
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She nearly dropped her cigarette with surprise. He said, ‘I needed an altered state of consciousness to contact a discarnate entity. But I was almost transformed into a psychopathic Aztec god.’
She stared. ‘Now ''that'' is a bad trip.’ }}
* In ''Seeing I'' the Doctor needs information, so he uploads 6.02 x 10^23 data-umphs to the corporate network. The programs appear to have something of their creator's [[Cloudcuckoolander]] personality...
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Imogen found itself afflicted with a particularly odd strain of umph which spray painted KILROY WOZ ’ERE graphics all over its annual report.
Kisumu Interplanetary’s intranet collapsed as several thousand umphs engaged its computer power in playing eight-dimensional Tetris. }}
** Later he needs the INC people distracted so he can use one of their computers: he logs on, fires hundreds of employees, hires hundreds more, creates working parties and working parties to monitor them and orders sandwiches for everybody. Wonderful chaos ensues.
* In ''EarthWorld'', [[It Makes Sense in Context|context]] is for the weak:
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The Doctor’s eyes blazed. ‘I was never unfaithful to him!’
Anji snorted. ‘It wasn’t a question of faith. If you’d let things happen the normal way instead of being so bloody pure then our children might have been normal.’
The Doctor slapped her.
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