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As a proud owner and practitioner of powers that are [[The Oldest Ones in The Book|as old as civilization]], you can now impress friends with fireballs, avalanches and tsunamis!
 
However, as you may have noticed, using your {{color|blue|wwater}}
, {{color|red|ffire}}
, and even {{color|green| earth}}-based powers can be troublesome -- if not downright impossible -- if the level designers "forget" to [[Plot Tailored to The Party|give you something to work with]], or if [[The Powers That Be]] ''insist'' that [[No Conservation of Energy|energy and matter can neither be created nor destroyed]] and nix your flames in the wick. Rubbish! So what if you're in the middle of the Tunisian desert? Who cares if you're on a boat in the middle of the ocean? And what's the problem if your daily calorie intake is nowhere near enough to supply your energy for your flamethrower attacks?
 
'''[[Trope Co]]®''' certainly [[We Care|doesn't care]]!
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{{quote| [1] '''[[Trope Co]]®''' and its' affiliates take no responsibility for any drowning, spontaneous combustion, or deadly avalanches caused by '''Elemental Baggage'''. Users of '''Elemental Baggage''' are advised not to use these powers in enclosed spaces or 10x10x10 rooms.<br />
[2] If anyone asks, just say that the weather forecast is for "ten thousand percent humidity" when you summon a flash flood in an airtight room. If outside, you can just say it's groundwater (though no one ever does).<br />
[3]'''Elemental Baggage''' is not suitable for summoning excessive [[What Kind of Lame Power Is Heart Anyway|quantities of]] {{color|pink|hheart}}. For such purposes, '''[[Trope Co]]®''' recommends '''[[Bishie Sparkle]]''', also available wherever '''[[Trope Co]]®''' products are sold. }}
 
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