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A character who works at a business or store and seemingly is scheduled for all hours of the day. Whenever any main characters drop in, he or she is always on the clock. This particular person may own the business in question, or they may just be a low-level employee. What's important to note is that they are ''always'' at work.
 
It doesn't matter if it's day or night, they'll be there. Computer problem going to wipe out civilization? No problem, Bob's got your back at the local [[Mega Corp|Big-Mart]]. [[Alien Invasion|Aliens invading]] you say? Don't worry, Alice will help you at the local [[Ray Gun]] store. It's flu season, and you need to some medicine? Don't worry, [[Back-Alley Doctor|Dr. Ell Egal]] has some nice pills for you, and they probably work, too. After all, the good doctor ''never'' seems to be sick. In fact, none of the [[Eternal Employee|'''Eternal Employees]]''' ''ever'' seem to get sick, and never take personal days.
 
Rain or shine, you can count on these characters to always be at work. Always working. ''[[Paranoia Fuel|Always.]]''
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