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Line 1: {{trope}} {{quote\|4000 BC - The Chinese invent kung fu to fight off notions that they are normal. ~~<br />~~ 1970 AD - Bruce Lee invents Badass. ~~<br />~~ 2000 AD - For some reason everybody is Kung Fu Fighting. \|'''[[Cracked.com]]'''}} {{quote\|All I know is, this Lo Pan character comes out of thin air in the middle of a goddamn alley while his buddies are [[Wire Fu\|flying around on wires cutting everybody to shreds]], and he just stands there waiting for me to drive my truck straight through him with ''light'' coming out of his mouth!\|'''Jack Burton''', ''[[Big Trouble in Little China]]''}} {{quote\|But he's new! He doesn't know his strength, he might not know all those fancy martial arts skills they inevitably seem to pick up.\|'''Dawn''', ''[[Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]'', [[Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Recap/S7 E1/E01 Lessons\|"Lessons"]]}} {{reflist}}