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{{quote|"I mean, he's [[Complete Monster|wholly and unapologetically Evil]], but more to the point, he's kind of a dick."|'''Rich Burlew''' on [[The Order of the Stick|Xykon]]}}
{{quote|Evil is unspectacular and always human
And shares our bed and eats at our own table.|'''W.H. Auden''' }}
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'''[[Complete Monster|The Unman:]]''' "Ransom?" |''[[The Space Trilogy|Perelandra]]'' (He does this all night). }}
{{quote|'''[[Ranma ½]]:''' "But this time... I have the upper hand. You see, I washed sheets yesterday but I have not, in fact, changed them out yet today. They are, unbeknownst to them, ravishing each other upon unwashed sheets!"
'''[[Sailor Moon|Nephrite]]:''' "Actually... no. They checked and changed them for fresh sheets before they got started."<br />
*[[Beat]]*<br />
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{{quote|"Your pranks are so miserable."|'''[[Unlucky Everydude|Stanley]] to [[Satan|George]]''', ''[[Bedazzled]]''}}
{{quote|'''Dr. Polaris:''' *Ahem*
'''"[[The Flash|Luthor]]:"''' ...What?<br />
'''Dr. Polaris:''' You gonna wash your hands?<br />
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