Evil Is Petty/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|Say you are given a quest to get a schoolgirl's cat out of a tree. On average you are given three options: '''Neutral''', where you get the cat down and accept the girl's allowance as payment; '''Good''', where you waive the fee and fondly tousle the girl's hair as she scampers off; and '''ASSHOLE''' where you set fire to the tree and stomp up and down on the schoolgirl's face. And speaking as an asshole, this offends me. There are so many wonderful ways to be a complete ponce that these games don't cater for. Why can't I rescue the cat but hold it for ransom for her dad's porn collection? Or getting the cat out by throwing rocks at it so it breaks all its legs on the concrete and then still expect so be paid up with the logic of a complete tosser?!|'''[[Zero Punctuation (Web Animation)|Yahtzee]]'''}}

{{quote|"I mean, he's [[Complete Monster|wholly and unapologetically Evil]], but more to the point, he's kind of a dick."|'''Rich Burlew''' on [[The Order of the Stick (Webcomic)|Xykon]]}}

{{quote|"The last person in the history of creation you want as your enemy is me, and I'll tell you why. Lucifer might be strong, but I'm...'''[[Invoked Trope|petty]].'''"|'''Zachariah''' ([[Light Is Not Good|an Angel]]), ''[[Supernatural (TV series)|Supernatural]]''}}

{{quote|No score is too small to settle, I always say.|'''[[Beast Wars (Animation)|Megatron]]'''}}