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* "ITS IN MEEEEEE!!!"
* From the same scene:
{{quote| '''Alison''': Can we get you anything? Do you need anything?<br />
'''Harry''': Ice cream... I'd like an ice cream, please.<br />
'''Alison''': Yeah? What flavour?<br />
'''Harry''': It doesn't matter. It's for my ass. }}
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{{quote| '''Dr. Paulson:''' We might have to amputate. ''(grabs a surgical saw)''<br />
'''Harry''': ''Whoa'', Doc! Don't take the leg! Ira, don't let them take my leg.<br />
'''Ira:''' Isn't there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athlete.<br />
'''Nurse Tate:''' Doctor, look!<br />
'''Dr. Paulson:''' It's headed for his testicles!<br />
''([[Beat]])''<br />
'''Harry''': ''Take it! Take it!!'' '''TAKE THE LEG!!''' }}
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{{quote| '''Ira:''' Cut him open, let's get this thing!<br />
'''Harry''': ''Cut me open''?! There goes your Christmas gift, Judas! }}
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooDpsPKkQFE&feature=related This scene, full stop]. Somehow, the comic timing between [[American Pie|Stifler]], [[Drumline|Dr. Lee]] and [[The X-Files|Agent Mulder]] melds into something [[Incredibly Lame Pun|unearthly]] yet full of lulz. The fact that Harry is almost completely and utterly deadpan throughout just sells it.
{{quote| '''Harry:''' Wayne, I think we've established that "Ka-Kaw Ka-Kaw" and "Tukki Tukki" don't work.<br />
'''Wayne:''' ''(sheepish)'' Right. Sorry.<br />
''(After a short while, he starts singing into the mic, to the utter disbelief of Ira and Harry)''<br />
'''Wayne:''' ''(singing)'' You are so beautiful, to meeee...<br />
'''Ira:''' ...Step back, Harry, I'm gonna shoot him.<br />
'''Harry:''' Uh-uh, stand down! I'm taking this one out myself. }}
** It works.
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* Harry {{spoiler|holding the bottle backwards during the commercial at the end.}}
* {After the dragon alien barfs up its eggsac}
{{quote| '''Harry''': Mazel tov, it's a boy!}}
* Harry getting sucked into the giant alien's ass.
{{quote| '''Harry:''' IT'S ''HOR-R-R-RIBLE'' IN HERE!}}
** Not to mention when Ira finally pries him out, Harry shouts, "Don't you '''EVER''' tell anyone where I've been!"
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{{quote| '''Ira:''' If I was a giant nasty alien bird in a department store, where would I be?<br />
'''Harry:''' Lingerie.<br />
'''Ira:''' Not you, the bird.<br />
'''Harry:''' ...Lingerie! }}
* Deke and Danny's hilariously bad science papers:
{{quote| '''Ira:''' Last night as I was grading papers, I came across two gems both entitled "Cells are Bad" and both with just one paragraph which I unfortunately committed to memory: "Cells are bad. My uncle lives in a cell. It's ten foot by twelve and he has to read the same boring old magazine everyday. The end."}}
* Though he's seriously a jackass, this troper can't help but crack up when the General explains how to kill the alien.
{{quote| '''General Woodman''': With napalm. Lots and lots of napalm. }}
 
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