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{{quote|''"Some krogan believe that testicle transplants can improve their virility, counteract [[Depopulation Bomb|the genophage]]. It doesn't work, but that doesn't stop them from buying. Ten thousand credits each, that makes forty thousand for a full set. ([[Beat]]) ...Someone's making a killing out there..."''|'''Garrus''', ''[[Mass Effect]]''}}
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== Fan Fic ==
* Given far, far too much detail in certain sectors of the [[Furry Fandom]]. This probably starts with the relatively tame "Oh my God! Your goolies seem to be on backwards!" (kangaroo or rabbit) to the more [[Squick|unusual aspects of a feline or canine's intimate anatomy]]. [[Wikipedia|It's best not to ask how these details became common knowledge]].
** The entire fandom has been slowly moving away from [[Art Major Biology]] for a while now, with the exception of deliberate [[Deconstruction|deconstructionsdeconstruction]]s like "sparkledogs". Another example is the shift away from [[Humanlike Foot Anatomy|humanoid legs]] in a majority of recent art. A little knowledge is a dangerous thing…
* A common cliche in Kirk/Spock [[Slash Fic]] is having Spock's genitalia be [[Alien Blood|green and double -ridged.]] It's also very common to have them be naturally self-lubricating for [[Slash Fic|obvious]] [[Awesome Yet Practical|reasons]]. Vulcans also don't have foreskins. Klingons have ridged penises too, just like the ridges on their (spinoff-only) foreheads. This is all on alt.startrek.creative.erotica.
* The ''[[Warhammer 40000]]'' fanfic [http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Love_Can_BLAM Love Can BLAM] has a Tau woman with an oddly-shaped...yeah, that. It also ignores the canon statement that Tau women do not have boobs.<ref>Of course, almost ''everyone'' ignores that statement, for various reasons, including biological evidence why it would be unlikely at best for a bipedal mammalian species to lack such assets.</ref> Link is NSFW.<br /><br />Also on 1d4chan, the Wet Dream of Selena Agna has an Eldar woman with very few differences from a human woman except for her somewhat elongated figure and her total lack of bodily hair. The human woman in that one doesn't have pubic hair either, though... Link is NSFW.
 
Also on 1d4chan, the Wet Dream of Selena Agna has an Eldar woman with very few differences from a human woman except for her somewhat elongated figure and her total lack of bodily hair. The human woman in that one doesn't have pubic hair either, though... Link is NSFW.
* '' [[Megamind]]'': Being a complete and utter fangirl-magnet {{spoiler|(and one half of an ''extremely'' popular, not to mention ''canon'', pairing with the film's leading lady)}}, just what Megamind is holding in those [[Fetish Fuel|tight, leather pants]] has been explored every whichever bizarre, kinky way that fanfiction writers can think of. ([[Naughty Tentacles|Tentacles]] seem to be the most popular... )
* ''[[The Penguins of Madagascar]]'' fic "Princess"; Burt refuses to believe that Julien [[Transsexualism|has a uterus]] because he's seen Julien go to the bathroom. Julien explains that, [[Shown Their Work|being a ring-tailed lemur]], he has a pseudopenis (the clitoris is enlarged by high blood testosterone levels).
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* ''[[The Lords of Creation|In the Courts of the Crimson Kings]]''. It's mentioned that the Martian [[Action Girl]] and the human [[Adventurer Archaeologist]] have physical differences that they need to work around, which only tests their inventiveness. The Martian scientist who examines him later seems rather squicked out by these differences though.
* ''Orion Arm'': The third book of Julian May's series has the main character turned into one of the alien Haluk (on a superficial level). While the twigs and berries are never actually described, there is a reference to there being...well...two.
* ''[[Ringworld]]'' by Larry Niven: The Ringworld is home to thousands of Pak-descended hominids, nearly all of which are sexually compatible (albeit not fertile) except when their overall body sizes are too extreme and/or one of the prospective partners has to mate underwater. [[Exotic Equipment]] does oblige Chmee, a non-hominid alien, to sit out the cross-species games; at one point, he exposes himself to a native to show why he can't participate.
* In Richard Laymon's [[The Beast House|The Cellar]], the Beast is described as having a very ornate member, complete with a retractable tongue.
* The ''[[Red Dwarf]]'' novel ''Backwards'' confirms that the Cat has a barbed penis like his ancestors.
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