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{{quote|''"Some krogan believe that testicle transplants can improve their virility, counteract [[Depopulation Bomb|the genophage]]. It doesn't work, but that doesn't stop them from buying. Ten thousand credits each, that makes forty thousand for a full set. ([[Beat]]) ...Someone's making a killing out there..."''|'''Garrus''', ''[[Mass Effect]]''}}

 

 

If male, the non-human partner will also often be well-endowed. If female, she'll almost invariably lack pubic hair.

If this isn't made explicit in the canon, [[Rule 34|expect it to]] be [[Fetish Fuel|explored]] in [[Fanfic]].

 

 

For other kinds of Exotic Equipment, see [[Impossibly Cool Weapon]] or [[Impossibly Cool Clothes]].

* [[John Varley]]

** ''[[Gaea Trilogy]]'': The Titanides are basically centaurs with two distinct genders despite looking all female from a distance, but three sets of genitals (only the humanoid-style one of which determines whether they're considered male or female) and a reproductive cycle that makes for somewhat complex familial relationships. They're also reasonably compatible with humans to the point of being able to produce [[Half-Human Hybrid|hybrid offspring]], which may be somewhat [[Justified Trope|justified]] in that they're actually a genetically engineered lifeform created by the 'goddess' of their world when it became clear that a first contact with mankind would be eventually inevitable. (Gaea has her issues, but she's shown to be well equipped for creating new lifeforms from scratch.)

** ''Steel Beach'': Opening line: "The penis will be obsolete within three months."

* In [[Ursula K Le Guin|Ursula K. Le Guin's]] ''Ekumen'' series, the Gethenians are physically neuter humanoids who go into "kemmer" (basically heat) and take on the characteristics of one of the sexes. Genly, a human male, spends several years with the Gethenians and is mistaken for a "pervert" or someone who is always in kemmer, which suggests that at least the anatomy is similar, and {{spoiler|though they never actually try it out}} at one point he wonders about whether or not humans and Gethenians are physically capable of having sex with each other. Odds are that they could, since the Gethenians are essentially genetically-engineered humans, created in the distant past as an experiment to see how a lack of gender duality will influence their culture. Almost all human worlds in the Ekumen universe were created as sociological experiments - [[Ancient Astronauts|including Earth]].

* The Tectonese from ''[[Alien Nation (TV)|Alien Nation]]'' are anatomically capable of having sex with humans, but mixed couples have to take classes to learn how to get it on safely. Untrained trysts generally result in the human [[Running Gag|wearing a neck brace]].

** The Tectonese can also get their freak on for fun with just the two of them, but if procreation is the desired result they require a member of their specialized "third gender" to act as a catalyst.

* ''[[Farscape (TV)|Farscape]]'': Near the end of season 4 in the episode 'We're so Screwed Part 2: Hot to Katratzki' Chiana approaches a Scarran who had ordered her to be cut open in a previous episode and asks him if Scarrans have [[Pardon My Klingon|mivonks]]. Before he can answer, she knees him between the legs then falls to the ground, clutching her knee. The Scarran looks down at her and says, "Yes. But they're not external."

* According to [[Neil Gaiman]]'s ''Don't Panic!'', the costumer for the TV version of ''[[The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy (TV)|The Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy]]'' gave Zaphod's trousers a double fly, suitably padded.

{{quote| "That sure is a big piece of machinery you've got!"<br />

"I made it myself." }}

* Speaking of Joe Haldeman, his [[Filk Song]] "The Ballad of Stan Long" has this as its premise, as the narrator is surprised to discover the reason why his titular shipmate/drinking buddy is always a [[Chick Magnet]]... and why his admirers always come in pairs.

 

* In ''[[Dungeons and Dragons (Tabletop Game)|Dungeons and Dragons]]'', elves have no body hair. (It's specifically stated that you have to be a Half-elf to grow a beard, although in ''[[Hackmaster (Tabletop Game)|Hackmaster]]'', an elf with the Hairy flaw can attain facial hair in the extreme form of an 'Evil Spock goatee'.)

* ''[[GURPS (Tabletop Game)|GURPS]]: Bio-Tech'': "Exotic Genitalia" is a feature available as is "Enhanced Male Primary Sexual Characteristics". But of course.

 

 

* In ''[[Drawn Together]]'', the princess was cursed with a tentacled netters.

* In ''[[South Park (Animation)|South Park]]'', the Gelgamek vagina is three feet wide and filled with razor-sharp teeth.

 

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