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Dark humor abounds in the ''[[FEARF.E.A.R.]]'' series.
 
* In the first game, some of the commentary from the Delta operators, particularly Holiday, is hilarious.
{{quote| '''Holiday''': ''(disarming explosives)'' Man, whoever rigged this was a pro. <br />
'''Bishop''': Is that supposed to make me feel better?<br />
'''Holiday''': He may be a pro, but I'm the ''master''. }}
* Betters has plenty of commentary to add over the course of the mission, like when dealing with Alice Wade:
{{quote| '''Betters''': Miss Wade, those soldiers are after you, and if they catch you, their methods will be very unpleasant.<br />
'''Alice Wade''': Yeah, well, you said I would be safe on a helicopter. <ref> The last helicopter got shot down by the Replica.</ref><br />
'''Betters''': Stubborn bitch, isn't she? }}
** Later, when Jin and the Point Man meet back up:
{{quote| '''Jin''': Thank God you're alright!<br />
'''Betters''': You two can make out later, now get on the chopper! }}
* Alice freaking out if the Point Man decides to leave the elevator to take the fight to the Replica.
{{quote| '''Alice''': You don't have to kill ''everybody!''}}
** Really, the entire escort sequence. Between the oddly cheery music in the elevator to Alice's increasingly horrified reactions to the Point Man getting his [[Blood Knight]] on, its one of the most hilarious moments in the game.
 
* In ''Project Origin'', Jankowski's reactions if you screw around in the plaza.
{{quote| '''Griffin''': What kept you?<br />
'''Jankowski''': Bucket had to take a bath in the fountain. }}
* Everything about Snake Fist.
{{quote| '''Stokes''': Who the hell ''are'' you?<br />
'''Snake Fist''': You can call me...''Snake Fist''.<br />
'''Stokes''': ''(incredulous)'' ...are you fucking kidding me?! }}
* Later on:
{{quote| '''Snake Fist''': Alma covets you. She's a....[[Buffy-Speak|coveter.]] You're like free pizza at an anime convention. She can ''smell'' you. And she wants to ''consume'' you.}}
* Keegan and Jankowski get sadly little banter, but what is there is hilarious.
{{quote| '''Jankowski''': A lot of blood. Looks like he got hit in the aorta.<br />
'''Keegan''': The aorta? Maybe he got hit in the femoral, or subclavian?<br />
'''Jankowski''': Dude, making fun of someone's intelligence is a sign of immaturity. }}
** A few moments later, after the first encounter with an Armacham goon:
{{quote| '''Jankowski''': Keegan, you okay?<br />
'''Keegan''': I think they hit my aorta!<br />
'''Jankowski''': Dude, give it a rest. }}
* Manny's commentary during the [[Hold the Line]] segment at the end:
{{quote| Mmmm! Those bullets taste like chicken, don't they?}}
* In the hospital, a group of Armacham goons have stopped Beckett's elevator. They cut the elevator line, and the mercenaries start joking about how killing him was too easy. [[Irony|Cue Beckett, who slipped out of the elevator through a nearby vent, coming through the door right behind them....]]
 
* ''FEAR 3'' is a little less humorous, but Fettel gets a painfully hilarious pun in at the end of Interval Six, when the Point Man gets dropped off a bridge into the river.
{{quote| If this is your plan, I'd say things are going...''swimmingly''! ''([[Evil Laugh]])''}}
* The Phase Commander threatening to dismember his own men if they retreat is one of the most darkly humorous moments in the entire series.
* There are nail guns in all of the games, and they can be used to provide [[Ragdoll Physics|hilarious results]] by pinning your enemies head down on the ceiling, or nailing their limbs to a painting on the wall.
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