Fallout: New Vegas/Funny: Difference between revisions

** Also:

{{quote|'''Yes Man:''' We can use the chip to bypass the system and exploit it! Did I just say exploit? [[I Take Offense to That Last One|That's not a very nice word.]]}}

{{quote|'''Courier:''' I'm the courier Benny shot.

'''Yes Man:''' Hahaha! I know that's not true, because you still have a head!

** Attempting to fool the security robots in front of New Vegas' entrance with no Science skills:

{{quote|'''Courier:''' [[Robo Speak|Robot! Let me pass!]]}}

** Let him finish his awesome, grandiloquent speech and witness the perfect [[Is This Thing Still On?]] moment.

{{quote|'''Kimball:''' Thank you, thank you. [[[Beat]]] All right, let's get the [[Precision F-Strike|fuck]] out of here.}}

'''Boone:''' Goddamn right it is. That's what we are. A couple of problem solvers. }}

* The {{spoiler|G-rated sex scene}} with Benny. Especially tone of the 'hello' - you'd think he was greeting a passer-by, {{spoiler|not admiring a woman's breasts.}}

* The entire schtick of The Kings in Freeside. A local, reasonably honorable gang which has set up HQ in an Elvis impersonation academy, and EVERY SINGLE ONE is an Elvis Presley impersonator.

** Made even funnier by the fact that only the King and Pacer are actually trying to impersonate Elvis.

*** And there's her hatred of the Battle Cattle (Caesar's Legion). SHE HATES AND/OR FEARS THE BATTLE CATTLE! [[Wild Mass Guessing|Maybe one of them hurt Rhonda?]]

**** "Citizens of Utobitha should not be seen running like scared little humans!" Just the imagery of the 'dumb-dumbs' running from a bunch of Legionaries in fear is an amusing thought

* It was something of a one in a million event but This Troper once accidentally made a ghoul in Freeside turn hostile by making fun of his face. I ended the conversation and a half second later, with comedic timing that can only be called legendary, Veronica comes in from offscreen left and brains the ghoul with a ballistic fist.

* J.E. Sawyer's own words on one of the peculiar bugs:

{{quote|''BTW, RE: Rex/ED-E being randomly attacked:''

''We discovered what was causing this. Sandboxing AI sees food (including water) on ED-E or Rex and decides that the only way to get that delicious food is to kill them. Because they are not NPCs (in code, they are "creatures"), this is "legitimate" behavior. We have fixed this behavior for the upcoming patch. Until then, a workaround is to remove food/water items from Rex/ED-E before hungry, hungry sandboxing folks get near those dudes.'' }}

** Then there's this fridge you find with a skeleton in it, with a rather distinctive hat. [[Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull|Maybe someone tried to survive a nuke in it...]]

* For more [[Monty Python]] humor, there's graffiti on a wall in Cottonwood Cove that reads, "[[Monty Python's Life of Brian|Romanes eunt domus.]]"

* Meeting the Lone Drifter with the Ladykiller perk.

{{quote|'''Courier''': [Ladykiller] Wait, Montana? You don't happen to be seventeen, do you?}}

** Especially since, thanks to economy of voice acting, he doesn't bat an eye when you declare "I is scientistic."

{{quote|'''Courier''': [Confirmed Bachelor] You too tense. It wrinkle your nice face.}}

"Man, I can't wait to see the look on his face!"

'''[[Stuff Blowing Up|Boom!]]''' }}

{{quote|'''Courier''': How did you get to be a member?

'''Veronica''': More sexual favors than I can even count. I am still tired from it. No, actually, you're born into it. }}

* When you look around Camp Guardian you find notes that make it have all the classic signs from a horror movie: Bad radio communications, sounds at night, using explosives and finding caves, shadows in the water and it's too big to be a fish. When you investigate you find that they opened up a BIG Lakelurk nest and all but one person survived. When you find him he's wounded and you can tell he's very glad to see someone human. When you greet him, you can respond like so: {{spoiler|<Raise Arms> [[Comedic Sociopathy|"Boogedy boogedy boo!"]] His reaction is priceless.}} You can watch it [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k7SUmsfDxU&t=08m14s here.]

* If you have an "Accepted" reputation in Freeside, this sometimes causes a hilarious plot hole. You are given the "G.I. Blues" quest because body guard Orris has figured out all of the others the King has sent to investigate him are associated with the gang. So, you enter the north gate of Freeside and hire Orris as a bodyguard. As you follow him down the road, pretending not to work for the Kings, one of the Kings promptly runs up to you and happily announces you're in good standing with the Kings and gives you free stuff. Gee, thanks for blowing my cover! Luckily, Orris never seems to notice.

* If you recruit Raul early and bring him along for "Come Fly Away With Me" you get a hilarious moment when the Ferals attack them:

{{quote|'''Raul''': HEY! I'm of you! Don't eat me! EAT THE SMOOTHSKIN! ...Er. Sorry, Boss.}}

{{quote|'''Straus''': Hey, we can't talk about that here...! Oh, you want a cure? Ohhh...

'''Straus''': Alright, convulsions should stop after 8 to 12 weeks! If they don't, then try holding onto something very still. }}

** Two other challenges, one requiring you to kill feral ghouls with weapons bearing religious names and the other requiring you to kill abomination-type monsters with a variety of simple melee or explosive weapons, are titled [[Castlevania: Symphony of the Night|"The Same Could Be Said Of All Religious Weapons" and "You Don't Belong In This World!"]]

* Corporal Farber's first line is about mistaking the Courier for a phoney NCR health inspector who swindled him out of some caps.