Final Fantasy/Narm: Difference between revisions

*** We have.

**** ...and that makes it ''even funnier.''

** [[Overly-Long Fighting Animation|Super Nova, International version]]. Sephiroth does destroy the Solar System in the original Japanese version (it's harder to see because the explosion happens so far away); but for the International Version, they not only redid the attack to have much better animation, but they also made the attack [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|incredibly over-the-top]], showing the destruction of several planets (with their names in case you don't know what Jupiter looks like), with the Sun being a whopping two feet in front of our heroes before going Super Nova. It's even worse with the knowledge that it is a percentage-based attack - [[Slap-On-The-Wrist Nuke|it will never directly kill the party]].

*** And it can MISS. A Supernova can miss, despite being two feet from the faces of the party. [[Convection, Schmonvection]] at it's mosty [[Narm|Narmful]].

**** This troper lol'd hard at Tifa's line.

** In ''[[Final Fantasy VII]]: [[Crisis Core]]'', there's a minor but horrible one when Cloud and Zack are bonding. They reach a facility they're about to infiltrate, and Zack suddenly says, "Cloud, look". [[Memetic Mutation|If you know why that's horrible]], you've been on the internet far too long.

** Intentionally invoked for effect with Genesis, who was intended to be [[Large Ham|a ridiculous over-the-top drama queen.]]

*** "DAMN YOOOOOOOU!"

** Another minor one here. During the otherwise well-done ending FMV of Crisis Core, Cloud's scream was jarringly cliche and pathetically delivered. Luckily, it didn't ruin the scene completely, and most people only cringed slightly before [[Tear Jerker|continuing to let the tears stream down their faces]].

** Definitely YMMV on that. A lot of people found that to be one of the most heartbreaking moments of the series.

** The infamous 'Laughing Scene' is another good example.

*** It wouldn't be so bad because the awkwardness is intentional, but the sentimental music pushed it straight into narm territory.

*** If you can believe it, it's worse in the Japanese version. Tidus sounds like a crow.

** Special mention should go to the scene towards the climax featuring the main characters from ''[[Final Fantasy VII]]'' (sans Red XIII). We finally get to see them DO something, and then their entire role in the story from there is channeling the Power Rangers and simultaneously cheering Vincent on in a six-way split screen.

* In ''[[Dissidia Final Fantasy]]'', you get this awesome opening to one of the story modes, spoken in deep bass narrator voice:

"''Onion Knight''". }}

** Later on, Cloud of Darkness even says to Onion Knight that he is not "worthy of his title". Why the heck is everyone acting like being called an ''Onion Knight'' is something to be proud of?!

** Kefka has several moments, considering he's a [[Villainous Harlequin]], it's justifiable, and possibly invoked as [[Rule of Funny]].

*** After Zidane confronts Kefka about Bartz being caught in {{spoiler|Kuja's}} warp trap

** Kuja can also be pretty narmtastic, comes with being a large ham, but the scene before Zidane fights him at the end of the destiny oddysey IX has to top it, with both of them spouting off various theater puns (Zidane works in a theater and Kuja loves luxurious things, so it's to be expected), he also ends up stuck with Kefka as his only fair weather ally, which can lead to some amusing moments.

** Cloud and Sephiroth's [[Foe Yay|rivalry]] is played up for [[Fan Service]], as expected, but in ''Dissidia'' it's so extreme it could even be parody. Notable is a scene where Sephiroth appears - "It's good to see you again, Cloud," - and immediately threatens him with his sword. Cloud rolls his eyes and, when asked why he isn't fighting back, says "fighting you is pointless". Sephiroth gives a heartbroken, jealous expression. Possibly because earlier Cloud was fighting with Firion, who also presented him with a glittery pink rose to represent his inner feelings.