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* The cast gives a [[Patrick Stewart Speech]] to Kefka, who makes a face at them and replies "you sound like chapters from a self-help book!"
* Ultros' first appearance. He literally attacks the heroes for no motivation and, in the ''Advance'' translation, [[Lampshade Hanging|lampshades]] it.
{{quote| "Gwee hee hee... You're up the creek without a paddle! And I'm not gonna let you through! ...does that make me a bad octopus?"}}
** How about when he attacks Terra? You can even cast fire on him for an amusing line.
{{quote| "I want to wrap my tentacles around her!" and "Seafood soup is NOT on the menu!"}}
** The moment where Relm pops up during one of Ultros' boss battles and randomly offers to paint his picture (Ultros being unaware that it's an attack of her). Ultros makes Relm cry during this scene because he nastily rejects Relm's request, causing Terra and Locke to stop fighting, actually scold Ultros for doing so and make him give in to Relm's request of drawing him! The contrast between Ultros' realistic sprite just lying there motionlessly and staring into the ceiling, and the tiny pixely cheerfully bright sprites of your characters running around him, is pretty hilarious (especially if you imagine Ultros thinking "Uh... What the ''[[Big Lipped Alligator Moment|hell?]]'' Can we get back to the fighting, please?")
{{quote| '''Ultros''': ................Oh, all right, Uncle Ulty REALLY wants you to do his portrait!!! *Relm sketches him* How can this be? I..I'm nothing more than a stupid octopus! *Ultros runs away*}}
* ''Everything'' about Kefka, particularly his first appearance. He and two soldiers are walking in the middle of Figaro Desert when he stops and forces them to clean off his shoes because they've got sand on them.
{{quote| '''Kefka:''' '''''AHEM!''''' There is '''''sand''''' on my boots!}}
** SON OF A SUBMARINER! (In the GBA version it's "You son of a sandworm!")
** "I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE YOU!!"
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* At the opera, triggering one of the switches that makes the 'barking dog' sound. It WILL amuse those who are easily amused.
* Immediately after Celes's Opera Scene, we are treated to Ultros trying to smash her with a four-ton anvil as if it were straight out of ''[[Looney Tunes]]''.
{{quote| '''Ultros:''' Wow! This thing's heavy! It'll take me five minutes to push thing off of here!}}
** And before the second Ultros fights, the Opera musicians simply go along with the action that was happening as if it were part of the play.
*** This whole thing gets a massive Lampshade in Dissidia, where a Moogle talks about the actual ending to the opera being pretty forgettable.
* Sabin and Cyan recruit Gau, who then makes fun of Cyan's speech, and calls Sabin "Mr. Thou".
{{quote| '''Sabin''': Mr. Thou's that one -- over THERE!}}
* There's one time when Cyan is clueless on what to do with a Magitek Armor, ticking off Sabin. Bonus points for getting Sabin to speak like him with a [[Curse Cut Short]].
{{quote| '''Sabin''': Thou art such a royal pain in the...Confound it all, now '''''I'm''''' starting to talk like you!}}
** The GBA version is a bit funnier:
{{quote| '''Sabin:''' Oh, for...! Thou art getting to be quite a pain in the-- Great, now '''''I'm''''' even starting to talk like you!}}
* When Sabin takes Gau to meet the man who Sabin believes is Gau's father, make sure Edgar and Locke are also in the party. It adds a bit of an hilarious [[Easter Egg]] to the clothes shopping scene.
* Cyan: "What a jaunty hat!"
* On the boat ride to Thamasa, one night is fairly tense, with Terra having a conversation with Leo about her [[Brainwashed|previous]] [[Tyke Bomb|status]] and Leo's guilt over never helping her, and one with Shadow about emotions. After Terra leaves, and while Shadow is still there, [[Mood Whiplash|Locke suddenly rushes into the scene, horribly seasick]], the music changes to "What?" and he starts puking over the side of the boat. Shadow, for his part, walks off without a word.
{{quote| '''GBA!Locke''': World's greatest treasure hunter... reduced to this...<br />
'''SNES!Locke''': Not a word of this to anyone else, o shrouded one... }}
* The GBA version's scene of Cyan meeting the woman in the bar. "I call this one Humpty, and this one Dumpty!"