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* In the [[Modern Family]] episode "Up All Night" Phil has pains caused by a kidney stone and his wife Claire and daughters are excited because they get to call in the "sexy firemen" much to Phil's chagrin. Phil gets even more irritated when he notices his wife Claire putting on makeup and changing into nicer clothes before they arrive. Later in the episode, Claire's brother Mitchell and boyfriend Cameron are excited to call the firemen when Mitchell injures his ankle. Cameron takes a picture with his phone of a fireman carrying Mitchell out in his arms.
* According to the ladies of ''[[Ashes to Ashes]]'', firemen are totally hot:
{{quote| '''Shaz''': Would you slide down his pole, ma'am?<br />
'''Alex''': Like a shot. }}
* One "The Girls Room" sketch on ''[[The Amanda Show]]'' featured a stripteasing fireman.
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* Resident hunk Trey from ''[[Noah's Arc]]'' posed as one of these for a calendar shoot.
* One episode of ''[[Two and A Half Men]]'' has Charlie and Alan bring home two drunk women. After the women head for the beach, Alan lights candles and sets the house on fire. After the girls have left, the episode cuts to Charlie and his therapist, with him complaining. When the female therapist questions it, he responds:
{{quote| '''Charlie:''' Have you seen LA firefighters?}}
* In the ''[[Castle]]'' episode "The Third Man", Beckett's date (to counter Castle's own date with New York's most eligible bachelorette number three) is a firefighter who made that year's FDNY calendar. For ''July''.
{{quote| '''Beckett''': They always put the really hot guys in the summer months.}}
* On ''[[Mad TV]]'', [[Hilarity Ensues]] as ditzy girlfriends Lida and Molina sign up for firefighter training just for the perks.
* A common theme in ''[[Sirens]]'' which Stuart really dislikes. He's constantly trying to beat the firemen to the accident scene so they don't steal the glory. He managed it once getting to "save" an "obese" pregnant drunk woman; who while being carried down several flights of stairs moans about how she wanted the firemen. Once they do get downstairs they're showing off their hoses to the women. Finally policewoman Maxine has fallen for a fireman.
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== Music ==
* The song "Here Kitty" by [[Sparks]] points out the danger in this trope: sure, rescuing cats from trees gets firemen laid, but some cats are too big to handle.
{{quote| A four-alarmer and the circus is ablaze / Panicky people run out madly through the haze / I fight my way into the Big Top, wipe my eyes / There stands a tiger trainer, lovely, hear her cry! / She points up to the high-wire, there a tiger stands / "Oh help me, help me, bring my tiger down, dear man" / "If you will save him, I will be yours every night!" / I climb the pole and look the tiger in the eye...}}
 
 
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** Another example from ''[[The Simpsons (animation)|The Simpsons]]'' was when Homer won a free boudoir photoshoot. One of his photos had him pose as a mostly-nude firefighter with the hose wound around his body. Could be considered a subversion in that Homer himself is far from most people's image of a sexy guy, but could also be considered played straight in that a) the photographer had the firefighting equipment available (implying that this is a common scenario for such photos) and b) ''Marge'' found it very alluring indeed.
*** Marge didn't find it alluring: she was more interested in the furnishings used in the shoot.
{{quote| '''Homer''': But I was going to score!<br />
'''Marge''': No you weren't. }}
* Optimus Prime from ''[[Transformers Animated]]'' transforms into a fire truck. Who says he's not sexy?
** What about the fireman who was actually named 'Optimus Prime'? (After having it legally changed)
* ''[[Fairly Oddparents]]'' did this in the episode "Land Before Timmy" where he wishes that technology didn't exist, turning the world into a Flintstone's parody. A volcano errupts near the end, setting fire to everything and Timmy's mom hopes that someone invents Firemen, whom she assumes would be very handsome.
{{quote| '''Mom:''' "If only someone had invented a fire department to save us! I bet those so-called "firemen" would be very handsome." (cue handsome firemen appearing)<br />
'''Firemen:''' "Fire. Fire. Fire. Rock. Rock. Rock."<br />
'''Mom:''' "Oooh, I was right!" }}