Fist of the North Star/Quotes: Difference between revisions

{{quote|''You know how Japanese games are all [[Cast Full of Pretty Boys|filled with girly men]] and everything? I have this theory that the [[Bishonen|bishounen]] craze is really the fault of Fist of the North Star (Hokuto no Ken). The manga (and anime) features the manliest man in existence, a dude named [[Badass|Kenshiro]] who can use his martials arts to make practically anyone [[Made of Plasticine|more or less explode]]. There are [[Heroic Build|muscles]] and [[Kiai|dudes screaming at each other]] and [[Gorn|tons of blood]] and very, very little dialogue. Every page [[Rated "M" for Manly|oozes massive amounts of testosterone]]. I once knew this girl who refused to read it because [[Testosterone Poisoning|she was afraid she'd get pregnant]]. This enourmous amount of masculinity undoubtedly provoked a nationwide backlash, which is why the country still thinks that glam rock is cool and most of today's video game character artists are just biding their time until they land their dream jobs as fashion designers. So far, [[American Kirby Is Hardcore|America has fended off the metrosexual plague]], mostly due to the commendable apathy of the average male. But after so many years of bald space marines, it's only a matter of time until the tables turn.''|'''[[Hardcore Gaming 101|Kurt Kalata]]''', at the beginning of his [http://hardcoregaming101.net/hokutonoken/blackbelt.htm review] of ''[[Dolled-Up Installment|Black Belt]]''}}

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