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* [[Ass Pull]]: The author is clearly throwing in everything she can think of without bothering to connect it to the plot, insofar as there is a plot.
* [[Complete Monster]]: The thoroughly ridiculous villain, Uncle Larry (Dave's brother) who her foster parents always skip off and leave her with, even though he's [[Obviously Evil]].
* [[Crosses the Line Twice]]: Uncle Larry [[Moral Event Horizon|repeatedly raping Tiaa]] [[Dude, Not Funny|really shouldn't be funny]], but the way the rapes are described combined with Tiaa's [[Wangst|Wangsting]] makes it hilarious in a [[Dead Baby Comedy]] sort of way. Not to mention how oblivious Tiaa's foster parents are.
* [[Fetish Retardant]]: We defy even the most rabid of Edward fans to find anything attractive about Tiaa's surreal and horrifying descriptions of him "doing sex on her".
* [[Nausea Fuel]]: This fic contains what are quite possibly the [[Squick|squickiest]] [[Unusual Euphemism|Unusual Euphemisms]] for male genitalia ''ever''.
* [[Ron the Death Eater]]: Or rather, Jacob the psychotic, drooling, kinky "Werewolf King". Whatever your opinion on the canon Jacob may be, is he really the type of guy to abduct a girl, strip her, chain her to a chair and rub her knees with his "mushroom-like" genitals?
* [[So Bad ItsIt's Good]]: Now has reached [[MS Ting]] status a la ''[[My Immortal]]''. [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7040319/1/Forbiden_Fruit_the_tempation_of_Edward_Cullen_comm\] and [http://theskepkitty.wordpress.com/2012/04/30/horrible-fanfiction-117-forbidden-fruit-the-temptation-of-edward-cullen-a-twilight-fanfic/\]
* [[Strangled By the Red String]]: If you thought [[Stephenie Meyer]] was guilty of this, you ain't seen nothing yet...
* [[Wangst]]: Tiaa is guilty of a lot of this.