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== Episode 3 ==
* "I always wanted to be an [[Mad Scientist|Evil Scientist]]... [''[[Laughing Mad|Maniacal Laughter]]''] Okay, I better chill out; I don't want [[Noodle Incident|a repeat of Monday.]]"
* Walking past a laser tube: "[[Frickin' Laser Beams|LASER!]] [[You Have Been Warned|...Caution]] ...LASER! [[Rule of Three|...Caution ...LASER!]] [[Overly Long Gag|...Caution ...LASER!]] ... ''[[Sarcasm Mode|What could it mean?]]''"
* "Does my beard intimidate you?"
* When two scientists use Retinal Scanners to open the Test Chamber for Dr. Freeman:
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* Times like this, I remember why I became a physicist: to show anti-matter particles WHO'S BOSS! YEAH!!
* Man, I hope we get some good readings today; depending on what we find, we might just disprove [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_theory string theory]. That would make my day... and I wouldn't be gracious about it, either; I'd rub people's faces in it!
* This is a ''[[Science Is Bad|bad experiment!]]'' We are ''[[Morally
{{quote| What happened? Where am I? Am I dead? I don't feel dead...but how would I know?!...If this is what it's like to be dead, then being dead ''sucks!''<br />
[[Oh Crap|Oh, shit!]] That's the ceiling! [[Brick Joke|WHERE'S MY HELMET!?!]]<br />
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'''Freeman:''' Just an idea! [''looks around corner''] No, just a dead end... maybe I could force him out there if I waved my gun at him...<br />
'''Scientist:''' Nuhh...<br />
'''Freeman:''' [[Did I Just Say That Out Loud?|Shit, did I say that out loud?]] }}
== Episode 9 ==
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** Fires three shots at door "3 shots point blank... man, what the hell? It's like one of those doors in [[Looney Tunes]] where they blow up the building, but the door's still standing."
* Gordon's death. When he makes the running leap for the ladder and misses...
{{quote| '''Freeman''': I should get a running start, though. This right here is why you should eat Wheaties in the morning...I guess ''any'' breakfast is better for you than [[I Need a Freaking Drink|the two shots of vodka]] that I had. Whatever; let's do this! ''(starts running)'' Hoogasaka, hoogasaka, hoo--''(leaps, fails to grab the latter, starts plummeting)'' [[Oh Crap|OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT]]--'''''[[Killed Mid
''(Flatlining noise)''<br />
'''HEV Voice''': {{smallcaps|HEV activated. Automatic medical systems engaged. Major fracture detected. Internal bleeding detected. Emergency! User death imminent.}} }}
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== Episode 13 ==
* "[[I Need a Freaking Drink|I'm gonna get so drunk tonight, like, way more than usual.]] Yeah! It's the surface! PARTY! PAR- [''Spots two HECU marines''] Dammit! It's the [["Stop Having Fun!" Guys|fun police!]]"
* Fighting HECU marines:
{{quote| '''Freeman:''' [[Heroic Sociopath|I'm on your side, you fucking idiots!]] [[Trigger Happy|How many of you do I have to kill]] [[Too Dumb to Live|for you to understand that? God damn, you're stupid! You're like a bunch of lemmings with machine guns!]] Do I look like an alien? Am I green? Do I have tentacles coming out of me? Give me this, and this! Hey is that a chopper? HEY, HEY, HEY!! HELP!! HELP ME!! [''air strike drives him indoors''] [[What the Hell, Hero?|WHAT THE FUCK!?]] [[Stuff Blowing Up|WHY ARE WE BOMBING?!]] There's nobody here! Why are the soldiers bombing each other? Is this real? I just wanna go home! [[Only Sane Man|Everyone is crazy except me!]] [[Everything Trying to Kill You|I don't understand, why is everyone trying to kill me? I'm awesome! Are you all jealous?!]]}}
* [[Captain Obvious|"Shooting people isn't very nice!"]]
* In what is possibly one of the best quotes from anything ever, when shooting at the soliders outside... "Give peace a chance! Or at least stand still!"
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* "You want to eat me? No, I'm not here to give you a free meal, you think I work at Seaworld?"
* Freeman killing the giant alien shark.
{{quote| '''Freeman:''' [[Big Yes|YEAAAAH!]] [[Moby Dick|Call me Ishmael]], ''[[This Is for Emphasis, Bitch|bitch]]''! [...] I am a ''badass'' pool boy.}}
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** "I was not ready for this. Who is ready for this? No one, they're fucking ninjas."
* After surviving a firefight with Black Ops:
{{quote| '''Freeman:''' "Well, this settles it. Black Mesa is a [[Evil, Inc.|James Bond villain company]]. We have [[Nuke
== Episode 35 ==
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Barney: "Lies! Where's the transmit button? Oh here. Hey fighter jets, I just survived an alien invasion, SCREW YOU!"<br />
Douchebag: "Yeah, piss the pilot off in a million dollar fighter jet with tons of missiles."<br />
Barney: "Bah, they can't us missiles in here.[[Buffy
** Earlier on..."
{{quote| Barney: "Let's see if we can lose them in that canyon down there."<br />
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