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* Apples when sliced in half.
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_Cactus E. lageniformis f. monstrose] is the ''[[Just for Pun|envy]]'' of all other plants
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20130818130304/http://www.green-lipped-mussel-oil.com/images/green-lipped-mussel-with-fork.jpg Cooked mussels].
* Plugs.
* Knives, which penetrate.
* Bottles.
* A real-life example that has nothing to do with buildings. Recently an AP psychology high school teacher in Florida [http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/14/parents-hot-over-florida-teacher-frank-rozanskis-sexual-tension/ has found himself in hot water] for quizzing his students with a set of questions laced with innuendo, aptly called the "[[Exactly What It Says Onon the Tin|Sexual Tension Quiz]]". This trope was actually the whole purpose of said quiz, as the whole challenge was to get past the innuendo and to the correct answers. Among those true answers: [[What Do You Mean It's Not Awesome?|a nose, peanut butter, and a crane]]. Most kids with [[New Media Are Evil|unrestrained TV and Internet access]] (or otherwise "innocent") would probably get those right within five minutes. Most parents were [[CompletelyComically Missing the Point|not amused]].
* The Sperm Whale.
** The Dwarf Sperm Whale and the Pygmy Sperm Whale. (No, seriously.)
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** ''Rightside-up'' hearts!
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOQsvOkkLq4 This man] apparently has the maturity of a twelve-year-old boy, insisting that anyone who designs something the least bit rectangular or L-shaped [[What Do You Mean It's Not Heinous?|will have to answer to God for their crimes against humanity]]. (The best part might be the end, when he says the ''cross'' is more powerful than the phallic symbol. Sorry, but have you looked at a cross?)
* The most common password on computer systems, after sequences of numbers and [[What an Idiot!|the word "password" itself]], is [https://web.archive.org/web/20150327124407/http://www.whatsmypass.com/the-top-500-worst-passwords-of-all-time apparently] "pussy". It's doubtful whether it's always (or even usually!) in reference to a cat.
* In German, a [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nut_%28hardware%29 nut] is called Mutter, which litteraly means mother. So, there is the terminology to "screw a screw into the mother". This sounds extremely oedipal. (The use of the word Mutter in that context was even topic of the work of some german psychoanalysts.) Note: The word "screw" doesn't have that Double Endendre in German, so, in German, these connotations aren't as explicit as in English. Of course because of the form of a typical nut as a metal ring with a hole where a screw is put into, there is of course still a connection.
* Three words. Texas. Blind. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_blind_salamander Salamander.]