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* [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4411143/1/ This] ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' [[Fanfic]] is an [[Egregious]] example of this. ''Repeatedly.''
* ''[[Fever Dreams]]'' has poor [[Intoxication Ensues|drunk]] [[Death Note|Matsuda]]...
{{quote|'''Matsuda''': It was so horrible. I- I feel like I've violated Misa-Misa just by listening to those lies being told to her... I don't want to have sex with two men and Misa-Misa at the same time... (*everyone stares*) No, no, I'm not with this guy, he's just my friend who has sex with my other male friend. [[Have I Mentioned I Am Heterosexual Today?|I really like women a lot]] [[That Came Out Wrong|and any women who want to be with me, I'll respect them incredibly hard and skillfully with all the right respectful lines that I'm going to learn.]]
'''Light''': I don't think you should return to this bar anytime soon. }}
* In ''[[Turnabout Storm]]'', [[Ace Attorney|Phoenix]] can't help but to mention [[Fish Eyes|eyes]] when talking with [[My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic|Derpy]] [[Memetic Bystander|Hooves]]. It gets to the point that he just starts saying "me" intead of "eye"- ''[[Ignore the Disability|EYE MEAN "I"!]]''
* In ''[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8146899/1/Concentration Concentration]'' [[Death Note|Matsuda]] asks Light a question while he's busy working on the Kira case:
{{quote| '''Matsuda''' (wearing an ugly suit): Hey, Light-kun.
'''Light:''' What is it?
'''Matsuda:''' Uhh, you're good with girls, right?
'''Light:''' (thinking: ''Hell yeah, I have!'') Well, I have had quite a few girlfriends over the years. So, I guess you could say that.
'''Matsuda:''' Well, you see... I'm going on a date with someone in an hour, and, uh, I was sort of wondering if you could give me some advice...
'''Light:''' (thinking: ''Well, that explains the ugly suit.'') Oh, sure. Do you want to learn how to make her like you, [[The Pornomancer|or how to make her want to knock you over and fuck you into a mattress?]] Because I'm fairly good at both.
''The reality that he had quite possibly just said the most awkward thing in his life hit Light when the sound of chairs scraping against the floor reverberated all through the room as everyone in the task force turned to stare at him.'' }}
*** And Light continues [[Digging Yourself Deeper|Digging Himself In Deeper]] when he gives Matsuda lessons on the art of seduction:
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== [[Film|Dild - err... Film]] ==
* ''Wild Wild West'' (1999). Jim West and Artemus Gordon are discussing Rita Escobar.
{{quote| '''Artemus:''' She's a breath of fresh ass.
'''Jim:''' Pardon me?
'''Artemus:''' What?
'''Jim:''' You said "ass."
'''Artemus:''' No, I didn't. I said, "It's nice having her on board, she's a breast of fresh air."
'''Jim:''' Let's just get some shut ass. }}
** Though note that Jim's is implied to be intentional.
* ''[[American Graffiti]]'' (courtesy Wikiquote):
{{quote| '''Debbie''': Is that tuck and roll?
'''Terry''': Yeah!
'''Debbie''': Bitchin! I just love the feel of tuck and roll upholstery.
'''Terry''': Yeah? Well, get in and I'll let you feel it... I mean, you know, you can touch it... uh... I'll let you feel the upholstery. }}
* Broken out in the interrogation scene in ''[[Austin Powers]]: Goldmember'', where the spy is accused of being obsessed with daddy issues.
{{quote| "Nothing could be my father from the truth."
"No I dadn't!" }}
* Used frequently in ''[[Liar Liar]]'', the slips being so direct that they barely even count as slips anymore.
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{{quote| '''Jenna''': You're just two selfish men with huge ... egos arguing over which of you is the bigger penis! I mean, child. (pauses for composure) Long wanger. (another pause) Throbbing cock! Oh God, I don't even know what I'm saying anymore!}}
* In ''[[National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation]]'', Clark Griswold is shopping at a department store and tries to make small talk with a buxom female sales clerk at the lingerie counter. The trope is duly employed.
{{quote| "I was just smelling...smiling! I was just blouse...browsing!"
"It wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than...hotter than they are!"
"It's a bit nipply out...I mean nippy out! HA, HA, HA! What did I say, nipple?"
"There are plenty of shopping days until adultery...adulthood. Which is to say, Christmas. As in, Yule. Yule Log. Not a log, I don't have a log, I mean, you know...If I had a log. Not in the sense that you think I said I did." }}
* In ''[[In and Out]]'', Howard attempts to introduce Peter (who has just passionately kissed him) to his parents: "This is my Peter - uh, my *friend* Peter. We just met at the, uh, intersexual... homosection... INTERSECTION!"
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** Which he then topped a week later... [[Crowning Moment of Funny|with a male assistant]]. Who [[Unusually Uninteresting Sight|takes it all in stride]].
* ''[[Peep Show]]'' has an interesting example of this when Mark is in therapy. During the game of word association, what Mark really thinks of is said in voiceover before he speaks.
{{quote| '''Therapist:''' Just say the first thing that comes to mind. Money.
'''Mark:''' (Everything.) ...not everything.
'''Therapist:''' Children.
'''Mark:''' (Blind.) Uh, short.
'''Therapist:''' Father.
'''Mark:''' (Führer.) Football.
'''Therapist:''' Mother
'''Mark:''' (Sophie.) Fuck! - No, not fuck! }}
* Pretty much the entire shtick of Hugh Dennis' Tongue Twister Minister from ''The Imaginitively Titled Punt And Dennis Show''.
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{{quote| Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic! I remember it, so you don't boobies! I mean, boobies, in the boobies boobies...uh...}}
* [[Dragon Ball Abridged]]: When Goku telepathicly reports on his fight with the Ginyu force to King Kai:
{{quote| '''Goku:''' I ran into these really weird guys. The first one was big and muscly, but he went down real easy. Then these two guys double-teamed me. One of them took it really hard in the back, but the other didn't seem that interested, so he brought this really horny guy.
'''[[George Takei]]:''' Oh my!
'''King Kai:''' That's George Takei. Somehow he made this into a three-way.
'''George Takei: Oh my!'''
'''King Kai: Call!''' Three-way-''call''! }}
** Also from the first episode...
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{{quote| '''Homer''': The score is dirty love... I mean, thirty, love! I mean, anyone for penis?!... I'll just get the cock... shuttlecock!}}
* ''[[Family Guy]]'''s version—or one of them, anyway—was an episode were Lois insisted Peter watch some marriage counseling tapes with her. They turned out to be pornos that sent the woman out of the room, did some dirty things, and then demanded the viewer buy the next tape to see what happened next. Each progressive tape was more expensive, though...
{{quote| '''Lois:''' Peter, $49.95 for a counselin' tape?
'''Peter:''' Now Lois, our marriage can't be measured in [[Nipple-and-Dimed|nipples and dimes]]. I mean nickels and boobs. ...money. }}
** Another example, regarding [[Unconfessed Unemployment|Peter losing his job and his reluctance to tell Lois]]:
{{quote| '''Peter:''' Not a word to your mother about my getting canned.
'''Lois:''' What?
'''Peter:''' Nothing. Ooh, the lost-my-job smells great!
'''Lois:''' Excuse me?
'''Peter:''' Uh, Meg, honey, could you please pass the fired-my-ass for negligence?
'''Lois:''' Peter, are you feeling okay?
'''Peter:''' What are you talking about, Lois? I feel great. I haven't got a job in the world! }}
* Subverted in ''[[Futurama]]'', "The Deep South": trapped underwater, Hermes seems a little ''too'' eager to [[I'm a Humanitarian|resort to eating Zoidberg]], as he suggests a lunch of "lobster Zoidberg... I mean, Lobster Newberg... [[Zig Zagged Trope|I mean, ''Doctor'' Zoidberg."]]
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