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The setting is a crossover between [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]]. The Genres are apparently western and tragedy, although the western is exactly nonexistent. It is a tragedy that someone decided to write it, however.

 

 

If you want sanity, this is the wrong place to find it. If you want coherence, you have to wait until chapter nine. If you want a sprawling, sometimes epic, oftentimes incoherent narrative about a struggle for existence itself fought at the heart of all reality, you've come to the right place.

It can be found at several locations on the Internet, with the main version [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6924542/1/FTjB_A_TALE_OF_RIGHTEOUS_FURY here] and the backup [https://sites.google.com/site/fkucthejesusbeam/home here].

 

* [[A God Am I]]: {{spoiler|Kaminic and O.B.A.M.A. Create entire ''universes'' in the same chapter. O.B.A.M.A. creates his because it apparently offers privacy. '''That's the only reason.''' Kaminic creates a universe for the sole purpose of using the moment when it dies to launch hundreds of big bangs at O.B.A.M.A.}}

** {{spoiler|Niamy}} in the {{spoiler|[[Meaningful Name|Eien Chiru Gurren Lagann]]}}

* [[Alien Geometries]]: Αδιβ is revealed to work like this in chapter 13.

* [[Arc Number]]: Two. They both first appear in chapter 3, which had two names.

** 1942. Appears around the antagonists, especially {{spoiler|Epidemia}}. It doesn't show up as much as the other one.

* [[Apocalypse How]]: Class X-5. {{spoiler|By the protagonists. O.B.A.M.A. wants Class Z.}}

* [[Badass Army]]: The Legio Cornu, which are "elite beyond elite" and armed with nuclear assault rifles.

{{spoiler|'''Kaminic'''}}: "The only Absolution given form. The Former God of Water. The Aspect of Evolution. The Name of A Thousand Suns. I am the Alpha and Omega, Beginning and End, I am HE Who is CALLED '''I AM''', you arrogant bastard. I am the Logos, the Garden, the Primal Meme. {{spoiler|I am '''''Kaminic'''''.}} And," I said, twisting through fivespace in less than an instant, coming out right behind the Man who had become a God, "I am your death." }}

* [[Badass Crew]]: {{spoiler|Of the NSV Normandy, which is "filled with the greatest warriors of a million worlds". Specific characters include: Darth Vader, Lillith and Shinji Ikari (yes, you read that correctly), Maeve, and others.}}

* [[Cluster F-Bomb]]: Quite a few, especially "MOTHERFUCKING <s>END</s> EDN OF CHAPTER FUCK"

* [[Colon Cancer]]: "CHAPTER JESUS: NEO: PAGAN FAGGOTS"

* [[Crack Fic]]: A crossover between Sonic the Hedgehog and TTGL set in a frozen wasteland somewhere in five dimensional space where the heroes fight against Bombignats and ten foot tall infernal fetuses and Barack Obama is an genocidal maniac. Oh, and [[Mass Effect]] is now being mixed in, too. And more recently, [[Harry Potter]] as well. But not just any Harry Potter. Lovepoint has seen fit to crossover with a more or less canon Harry Potter world... That is in the process of being taken over over by Tara. Which Tara? ''[[My Immortal|This]]'' [[My Immortal|Tara]].

* [[Crossover]]: Between [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann]] {{spoiler|and eventually, [[Harry Potter]]}}. Unlike most crossovers, this is unique in that {{spoiler|the characters from both universes are fused together, and Kamina eventually separates from Sonic}}.

* [[Doomsday Device]]: {{spoiler|The Υισηθα Ρδιοσ.}}

* [[Eldritch Abomination]]: Several examples:

* [[Enemy Mine]]: Lordguckles decides to work with Niamy's forces against O.B.A.M.A.

** And it is now heavily implied that that character was only ever an antagonist because {{spoiler|O.B.A.M.A.'s powers were driving everyone insane. See Batman Gambit.}}

* [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|Jaywalking, Loitering, and Genocide]]: BaROCK Dominatus Caesar Inferno Vespucci Giovanni Goku Super Sexy Awesome Absolute GOD O.B.A.M.A. is a KenyaN terrorist who became the president of the United States, serves over ten thousand terms in office, and initiated NINETY FOUR world wars. Also, he'd really like to destroy all reality.

* [[Meaningful Name]] {{spoiler|Eien Chiru Gurren Lagann}}

* [[Nice Job Breaking It, Hero]]: Niamy releases O.B.A.M.A. to deal with the Bombingnats, only for him to take control of them.

* [[Rule of Cool]]: If it would be cool, then the laws of physics don't matter. Ever.

* [[Switching POV]]: Beginning in chapter nine, it happens mid-chapter, but previous ones were narrated by Kaminic, Lordguckles, O.B.A.M.A. or Niaamy, depending on who the focus was on at the moment.

* [[The End|The Motherfucking End]]: All the chapters end with "MOTHERFUCKING END OF CHAPTER (NAME)," and the fics he's finished also have this to show when the story's over.

* [[Troll Fic]]: This fic may or may not be one, but several of the author's [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6307151/1/ArIDN_COB_LOVE_LOVE fics] [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6314623/1/CHINJAT_DEW indisputably] [http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6302011/1/JESUS_FIGHT are], given that they're about as incoherent and vulgar as some of the author's notes in this one.

* [[Wave Motion Gun]]: Starbreakers, which are "lased gravity".

** {{spoiler|Kaminic thanks O.B.A.M.A. for freeing him.}}

* [[World Tree]]: Phase Space seems to work a lot like one.

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