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* ''[[Survival of the Fittest]]'' has [http://z10.invisionfree.com/SOTF_V2/index.php?showtopic=2769&st=60 Carson Baye's death.] He stops to take a bathroom break... in a danger zone. This leads to him attempting to run like hell with his pants around his ankles, quoting ''[[Pokémon]]''.

** Also, look in [http://z10.invisionfree.com/SOTF_V2/index.php?showtopic=2418 The Pretender], in which local looney tune Wade Wilson ([[Deadpool|Not THAT Wade Wilson.]]) [[No Fourth Wall|has a conversation with the narrator]] before slaughtering five students. Hell, the said slaughtering is pretty funny [[Dead Baby Comedy|in its own way,]] whether or not the handler intended it.

{{quote|'''Richard''': YOU WIN THIS TIME, GRAAAVIIIIITYYYYYYYYY-}}

 

** Not to mention [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Lamest edit wars|Lamest edit Wars]].

** And [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Unusual articles|Unusual Articles]]

** [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Best of BJAODN|More here]].

** The Wikipedia page for Earth is often vandalized to read simply "[[Hitchhikers Guide|Mostly Harmless.]]"

* Wookieepedia has articles written for the Energizer Bunny and [[Sam and Max|Max]] written with an entirely in universe style. The first being a commercial (where Darth Vader's lightsaber ran out of power) and the 2nd being entirely about cameo appearance he has had.

* The summary for Ol' Dirty Bastard's "[[wikipedia:Got Your Money|Got Your Money]]" has to be read to be believed.

* [[The Other Wiki]]'s [[wikipedia:Jizz in My Pants#Plot|plot summary]] of the video for ''[[The Lonely Island|Jizz In My Pants]]'' is ''classic''.

* [[The Other Wiki]] on the dangers of [[wikipedia:Bee keeping#Protective clothing|bee-keeping]]: "It's worth noting that no amount of protective clothing will make the experience of a facefull of aggressive bees flying up from an opened hive pleasant for any beekeeper".

* "''HEY!'' Do you wanna feel ''[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs SO ENERGETIC]''?"

* '''[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-torture-debate-as-a-batman-comic/ The Torture debate, as a Batman Comic.]'''

** If God gives you lemons, you '''FIND A NEW GOD'''.

** New flavor--GODBERRY: King of the Juice!

{{quote|"[[Its Pronounced Tropay|Dawn Patch]]. Sets up the formula for Da Dawn Patch." <br />

"GUWAAAAAAAAANGE. This came out in 1999, same year as ''Giga Wing''. Notice the similarity there? Gu-wang? Giga Wang?" <br />

"''Progear no Arashi''. Now playin' this game gives me rash; just kiddin', I just fuckin' hate it though." <br />

{{spoiler|'''"Go play ''Mars Matrix''."'''}} }}

* Just one of many funny moments from the Comic Book Rumbles forum: A civil, occasionally tongue-in-cheek who-would-win debate between [[Twilight (novel)|Edward Cullen]] and [[X-Men|Wolverine]] gets [http://forums.comicbookresources.com/showthread.php?p=9501385#post9501385 sidetracked by a surreal argument] between [[Cloudcuckoolander|Captain England]] and [[Ditto Fighter|The Once And Forever]] over who is "prettier", Edward or [[The Avengers (Comic Book)|Sentry]].

{{quote|'''Nik Hasta''': I think we've found the Anti-Life Equation in this thread.}}

* There's a [[Journal Roleplay]] community called "dear_mun" where personae [[Rage Against the Author|rant at the people controlling them]]. In [http://community.livejournal.com/dear_mun/11167654.html?thread=269668774#t269668774 one post]{{Dead link}}, three [[Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series]] Seto Kaibas meet each other for the first time.

{{quote|'''Kaiba 2''': What... What is this feeling inside? I've never felt this way about another person who wasn't a dragon before. Tell me your name, you beautiful son of a bitch!

'''Kaiba 2''': Superiority. I ''think''. Might be lust. You're ''sure'' you're not a dragon? I never thought the day would come that I found someone as great, handsome, and rich as me, but there you go.

'''Kaiba 1:'''I don't think there's ever been anything more beautiful than this right here. }}

{{quote|Harry Potter, realising that in order to defeat Voldemort he must use the Dark Lord’s own methods, however despicable they might be, spends this chapter sitting on his arse doing nothing. Not that Voldemort has anything to fear: he’s had decades to practice his sitting-on-his-arse-doing-nothing, and Harry’s arse-sitting seems amateurish by comparison.}}

* An extended conversation in [http://www.ferretbrain.com/ ferretbrain's] Playpen in which the regulars gleefully abuse the spoiler tags. It starts [https://web.archive.org/web/20150920141950/http://ferretbrain.com/playpen/?showId=2269 like this] (please note, spoiler tags retained so as to preserve the joke, the conversation itself does not contain spoilers):

* [https://web.archive.org/web/20141226191550/http://www.mspaforums.com/showthread.php?30762-Best-pesterlogs&p=4003620#post4003620 Two chatters conclude that the universe is a Viking]. [[What Do You Mean It Wasn't Made on Drugs?|Somehow]].

* [[Writing/Com]] has quite a few funny stories, but the funniest things are the interactives, especially the ones that try to be serious when its clear that [[Widget Series|even the original author has no idea what the fuck is going on.]]

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdjv_afHmV4 Don't watch] an anime called [[Boku no Pico|Boku]] (warning: somewhat NSFW):

{{quote|"[[Freak-Out|YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]]" <br />

{{quote|"I can see why Nana fell in love with him," Dr. Bev giggles and admits that she knows it all sounds strange. Strange? No. Sick? Twisted? Repulsive? Incestuous in a way the Dark Ages never imagined? Yes. Troi concedes that it's a bit unusual, but says she's happy for her and gets up to leave. But not before delivering a bit more ship's counselor's advice. She tells Dr. Bev that she and Bonin have both suffered a great loss so they shouldn't mistake sadness for sex. Or mourning for sex. Or a light in a lamp for sex. Or a light in a lamp giving you orgasms in front of your captain for sex. Dr. Bev thanks Troi for her advice and assures her that she's not necessarily in love, she's just intrigued. Troi raises her eyebrows and loudly terrycloths out.}}

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_rAB-5YkWU "{Blabbers something uninteligible} so fuck you!" Runs to the wall, jumps and scores a perfect hit].

{{quote|Right after sip #6, no lie, I actually blurted out, "Mommy!"}}

* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65w1uCTDRuI 100 Ways to Kill Yourself in Garry's Mod]: [[Made of Explodium|Getting derailed]], Falling off a baloon Meteor Shower, Being a Man of Science.