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For those of you to whom this last tidbit of knowledge comes as a surprise, [[Delusions of Eloquence|I would hasten to point out]] that I have indeed attended higher learnin' institutes, as that is the only way to obtain the master's type degree that I possess. If perchance you wonder, as some do, why a person with such credentials should choose the line of work that I have to pursue, my reasons are twofold:<br />

First-us, I am a social type who perfers workin' with people; and second, I find my sensitive nature is repelled by the ruthlessness necessitated by bein' an upper management type. I simply do not have it in me to mess up people's lives with layoffs and plant shut-downs and the like. Rather, I find it far more sociable to break an occasional leg or two or perhaps rearrange a face a little than to live with the more long-term damage inflicted by upper management for the good of their respective companies. Therefore, as I am indeed presented with the enviable position of havin' a choice in career paths, I have traditionally opted to be an order taker rather than an order giver. It's a cleaner way to make a livin'.|'''Guido''', in ''M.Y.T.H. Inc. Link'' by Robert Asprin.}}

 

'''Det. Lennie Briscoe:''' Guy sounds brilliant. Except for the part about the bulls.|''[[Law & Order|Law and Order]]'', "Maritime"}}