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{{quote|'''Ira Kane:''' Snag one! <br />
'''Harry Block:''' Snag one?! <br />
'''Ira Kane:''' Yeah. Snag it and put it in the box.<br />
'''Harry Block:''' I've seen this movie before, the [[Black Dude Dies First]]. ''You'' snag it!|''[[Evolution (film)|Evolution]]''}}
 
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{{quote|''"Oh, I'm so very happy you talked to me. Unless we're especially lucky, [[Non-Player Character|characters like me without notable personalities]] [[Genre Savvy|often wind up overlooked and ignored]]. But I'm happy. You talked to me. You've acknowledged me, in other words. Oh, I'm so happy!"''|'''[[Our Ghosts Are Different|Friendly Ghost]]''', ''[[Mother 3]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Aang:''' ''(when a pedestal rises from the ground in a [[Temple of Doom]])'' What exactly is that?<br />
'''Zuko:''' [[Captain Obvious|It's some kind of mystical gemstone.]] ''(runs towards it)'' <br />
'''Aang:''' [[Don't Touch It, You Idiot!|Well, don't touch it!]]<br />
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'''Aang:''' You ''had'' to pick up the glowing egg, ''didn't you?''|''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]'', "The Firebending Masters"}}
 
{{quote|'''Guy:''' ''(when the rest of the crew try to approach some harmless-looking aliens)'' They may look cute now, but in a minute, they're going to get mean, and ugly somehow, and there's going to be a million more of them.<br />
'''Gwen:''' They don't look dangerous <br />
'''Guy:''' Did you guys even watch the show?|''[[Galaxy Quest]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Tret:''' You assume a castle built on ancient ruins ''must'' have a secret entrance infested with traps and monsters?<br />
-[[Beat Panel]]-<br />
'''[[Deadpan Snarker|Amiti]]:''' Well... yes.<br />
-[[Beat Panel]]-<br />
'''Tret:''' Well, you're right... ''this'' time.|''[[Golden Sun: Dark Dawn]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Betty:''' It's that old familiar story. You help a timid little soul across a crowded street; she turns out to be a multimillionaire and leaves you all her money. <br />
'''Joe:''' That's the trouble with you readers. You know all the plots.|''[[Sunset Boulevard]]''}}
 
{{quote|''"It's Bowser again, isn't it? Oh no, here we go again! Mario, would you please bring her<ref>Peach</ref> back, like you always do?"''|'''Toad''', ''[[Super Mario RPG]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Geek Scientist:''' Look, we have medics and guards standing by just in case. And this is one of our strongest containment rooms. Everything is under control.<br />
'''Joel:''' You do realize that the scientist say that in every horror movie, just before things go horribly wrong.<br />
'''Geek Scientist:''' This isn't a cheesy B-Movie, Joel. Relax! [[What Could Possibly Go Wrong?|What could go wrong]]?<br />
'''Joel:''' Are you ''trying'' to get us all killed?|''[[Weregeek]]''}}
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'''Nazi A:''' "Hans. [[Heel Realization|Are we the baddies]]?"|''[[That Mitchell and Webb Look]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Elan:''' Will I ever see you again? <br />
'''Julio Scoundrél:''' Well, [[Mentor Occupational Hazard|as an older mentor figure, the most likely scenario is that I'd return only to be randomly killed by an enemy of yours so that you can cradle my dying body while swearing revenge]] — so don't take it personally if I say I sincerely hope we never cross paths again.|''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}}
 
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'''Roy:''' Ok, I think as long as we avoid [[The Worf Effect|being tough-looking guys who get knocked out in the first round to show how strong the champion is]], we'll be fine.|''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Nale:''' You're the one who taught me that bards are underpowered.<br />
'''Tarquin:''' They are! With their mastery of narrative structure, they should be ruling the entire cosmos by now, instead of wasting time singing in taverns.|''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}}
 
{{quote|[[color:red:TG: dude monsters arent real <br />
TG: thats stupid kids stuff for stupid babies]]<br />
{{color|blue|EB: maybe. yeah you're right.}}<br />
[[color:red:TG: what are you an idiot <br />
TG: of course there are monsters in your house <br />
TG: youre in some weird evil monster dimension come on <br />
TG: skepticism is the crutch of cinematic troglodytes <br />
TG: like hey mom dad theres a dinosaur or a ghost or whatever in my room. "yeah right junior go back to bed" <br />
TG: fuck you mom and dad how many times are we going to watch [[Not Now, Kiddo|this trope]] unfold it wasnt goddamn funny the first time i saw it <br />
TG: just once id like to see dad crap his pants when a kid says theres a vampire in his closet <br />
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TG: be fuckin dad of the year right there]]|Dave (and John), ''[[Homestuck]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Marlo Chandler''': Hey, what's that rumbling? Is it an earthquake?<br />
'''Rick Jones''': Nah, too regular. It's probably giant robots.<br />
'''Marlo Chandler''' Giant robots?<br />
'''Rick Jones''': Either that or a two-ton Riverdance troupe.<br />
''(Gang of giant robots rip roof off building and kidnap Rick Jones)''<br />
'''Rick Jones''': Aw man, I am so friggin' sick of being right all the time!|[[Incredible Hulk|Rick Jones has]] [[The Avengers|been in]] [[Captain Mar-Vell|the game]] [[Captain America|for a while.]] }}
 
{{quote|'''Angela Moore:''' This doesn't make any sense. <br />
'''Shawn Hunter:''' It does if you've seen as many horror movies as I have. This is classic. The locked door, the scary janitor, the bloody warning and... [[Red Shirt|our soon to be first victim]]. <br />
-Everyone looks at Kenny- <br />
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{{quote|''Ever since I arrived in this dreamland of the incredibly obvious, I've seen nothing but clichés!''|'''Inspector Gill''', ''[[Fish Police (comics)|Fish Police]]''}}
 
{{quote|'''Brad:''' Let's see here...<br />
''(Options include'' '''WAIT UNTIL NIGHT''' and '''GO AND GET HELP'''.'')''<br />
'''Brad:''' ''(looks at the wait until night option)'' No!|''[[The Walking Dead (TV series)|The Walking Dead]]'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9SnHso3ezE&nomobile=1 Game Playthrough]}}