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{{quote|'''Aang:''' ''(when a pedestal rises from the ground in a [[Temple of Doom]])'' What exactly is that?
'''Zuko:''' [[Captain Obvious|It's some kind of mystical gemstone.]] ''(runs towards it)''
'''Aang:''' [[Don't Touch It, You Idiot!|Well, don't touch it!]]
'''Zuko:''' Why not?
'''Aang:''' Remember what happened out there with [[Durable Deathtrap|those spikes]]? I'm just very suspicious of giant, glowing gems sitting on pedestals.
'''''...'''''
'''Aang:''' You ''had'' to pick up the glowing egg, ''didn't you?''|''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]'', "The Firebending Masters"}}
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{{quote|'''Tret:''' You assume a castle built on ancient ruins ''must'' have a secret entrance infested with traps and monsters?
-[[Beat Panel]]-
'''[[Deadpan Snarker|Amiti]]:''' Well... yes.
-[[Beat Panel]]-
'''Tret:''' Well, you're right... ''this'' time.|''[[Golden Sun: Dark Dawn]]''}}
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{{quote|'''Geek Scientist:''' Look, we have medics and guards standing by just in case. And this is one of our strongest containment rooms. Everything is under control.
'''Joel:''' You do realize that the scientist say that in every horror movie, just before things go horribly wrong.
'''Geek Scientist:''' This isn't a cheesy B-Movie, Joel. Relax! [[What Could Possibly Go Wrong?|What could go wrong]]?
'''Joel:''' Are you ''trying'' to get us all killed?|''[[Weregeek]]''}}
{{quote|'''[[Those Wacky Nazis|Nazi]] A:''' "Hans, I've just noticed something."
'''Nazi B:''' "These communists are ''all'' cowards."
'''Nazi A:''' "Have you looked at our caps recently?"
'''Nazi B:''' "Our caps?"
'''Nazi A:''' "The badges on our caps. Have you looked at them?"
'''Nazi B:''' "What? ...no. A bit?"
'''Nazi A:''' "They've got ''[[wikipedia:Totenkopf|skulls]]'' on them."
'''Nazi B:''' "Hmmm?"
'''Nazi A:''' "Have you noticed, that our caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them?"
'''Nazi B:''' "I don't, uh..."
'''Nazi A:''' "Hans. [[Heel Realization|Are we the baddies]]?"|''[[That Mitchell and Webb Look]]''}}
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'''Julio Scoundrél:''' Well, [[Mentor Occupational Hazard|as an older mentor figure, the most likely scenario is that I'd return only to be randomly killed by an enemy of yours so that you can cradle my dying body while swearing revenge]] — so don't take it personally if I say I sincerely hope we never cross paths again.|''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}}
{{quote|'''Gladiator's Taskmaster:''' Now listen, because I'm about to tell you how it's going to be in this hellhole for the rest of your short, miserable lives. [[Drill Sergeant Nasty|First I'm going to line you up and shout at you. I'll belitle you, call you a few names and repeatedly mention how you are all probably going to die.]] [[Lampshade Hanging|Actually, that's the part we're doing right now, so we're running a little ahead of schelude]]. Then, you will be allowed to wander the common area, where the other prisoners will snarl at you, steal the pieces of bread that are being handed out, and generally act like insecure schoolyard bullies. At the time one of you will defend a weaker prisoner from said bullies, possibly [[Tastes Like Friendship|giving him your own bread]]. This will create a close friendship between the two of you, most likely with [[Ho Yay|strong homosexual overtones]], that will not be fully explored. Later, [[Stuffed Into the Fridge|the weaker gladiator will be killed in the arena]], [[Roaring Rampage of Revenge|and then you will kill the one who killed him in a big climatic match]]. Oh, and before I forget, [[Estrogen Brigade Bait|you will remain stripped to the waist with your muscules oiled at all times, for no apparent purpose]]. See the Oil Steward if your skin becomes dry for any reason. Where was I, ah right - The part where one of you catches the eye of a beautiful noblewoman while fighting, only to reject her amorous advances.
'''Roy:''' Ok, I think as long as we avoid [[The Worf Effect|being tough-looking guys who get knocked out in the first round to show how strong the champion is]], we'll be fine.|''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}}
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TG: skepticism is the crutch of cinematic troglodytes
TG: like hey mom dad theres a dinosaur or a ghost or whatever in my room. "yeah right junior go back to bed"
TG: fuck you mom and dad how many times are we going to watch [[Not Now, Kiddo|this trope]] unfold it wasnt goddamn funny the first time i saw it
TG: just once id like to see dad crap his pants when a kid says theres a vampire in his closet
TG: "OH SHIT EVERYONE IN THE MINIVAN"
TG: be fuckin dad of the year right there]]|Dave (and John), ''[[Homestuck]]''}}
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{{quote|'''Angela Moore:''' This doesn't make any sense.
'''Shawn Hunter:''' It does if you've seen as many horror movies as I have. This is classic. The locked door, the scary janitor, the bloody warning and... [[Red Shirt|our soon to be first victim]].
-Everyone looks at Kenny-
'''Kenny:''' Me? Why me?
'''Cory Matthews:''' Well Kenny, [[Sorting Algorithm of Mortality|it's certainly not going to be any of us]]! |''[[Boy Meets World]]''}}
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