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'''Harry Block:''' Snag one?!
'''Ira Kane:''' Yeah. Snag it and put it in the box.
'''Harry Block:''' I've seen this movie before, the [[Black Dude Dies First]]. ''You'' snag it!
|''[[Evolution (film)|Evolution]]''}}
{{quote|''"Hah! I found it! In my 'Vault of Horror' comic book #9! Right after the story of the thing in the swamp that eats up the grandma alive... it tells how to kill a vampire!"''|''[[Mad Magazine]]'', "V-Vampires!"}}
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'''Aang:''' Remember what happened out there with [[Durable Deathtrap|those spikes]]? I'm just very suspicious of giant, glowing gems sitting on pedestals.
'''''...'''''
'''Aang:''' You ''had'' to pick up the glowing egg, ''didn't you?''
|''[[Avatar: The Last Airbender]]'', "The Firebending Masters"}}
{{quote|'''Guy:''' ''(when the rest of the crew try to approach some harmless-looking aliens)'' They may look cute now, but in a minute, they're going to get mean, and ugly somehow, and there's going to be a million more of them.
'''Gwen:''' They don't look dangerous
'''Guy:''' Did you guys even watch the show?
|''[[Galaxy Quest]]''}}
{{quote|'''Tret:''' You assume a castle built on ancient ruins ''must'' have a secret entrance infested with traps and monsters?
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'''[[Deadpan Snarker|Amiti]]:''' Well... yes.
-[[Beat Panel]]-
'''Tret:''' Well, you're right... ''this'' time.
|''[[Golden Sun: Dark Dawn]]''}}
{{quote|'''Betty:''' It's that old familiar story. You help a timid little soul across a crowded street; she turns out to be a multimillionaire and leaves you all her money.
'''Joe:''' That's the trouble with you readers. You know all the plots.
|''[[Sunset Boulevard]]''}}
{{quote|''"It's Bowser again, isn't it? Oh no, here we go again! Mario, would you please bring her<ref>Peach</ref> back, like you always do?"''|'''Toad''', ''[[Super Mario RPG]]''}}
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'''Joel:''' You do realize that the scientist say that in every horror movie, just before things go horribly wrong.
'''Geek Scientist:''' This isn't a cheesy B-Movie, Joel. Relax! [[What Could Possibly Go Wrong?|What could go wrong]]?
'''Joel:''' Are you ''trying'' to get us all killed?
|''[[Weregeek]]''}}
{{quote|'''[[Those Wacky Nazis|Nazi]] A:''' "Hans, I've just noticed something."
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'''Nazi A:''' "Have you noticed, that our caps have actually got little pictures of skulls on them?"
'''Nazi B:''' "I don't, uh..."
'''Nazi A:''' "Hans. [[Heel Realization|Are we the baddies]]?"
|''[[That Mitchell and Webb Look]]''}}
{{quote|'''Elan:''' Will I ever see you again?
'''Julio Scoundrél:''' Well, [[Mentor Occupational Hazard|as an older mentor figure, the most likely scenario is that I'd return only to be randomly killed by an enemy of yours so that you can cradle my dying body while swearing revenge]] — so don't take it personally if I say I sincerely hope we never cross paths again.
|''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}}
{{quote|'''Gladiator's Taskmaster:''' Now listen, because I'm about to tell you how it's going to be in this hellhole for the rest of your short, miserable lives. [[Drill Sergeant Nasty|First I'm going to line you up and shout at you. I'll belitle you, call you a few names and repeatedly mention how you are all probably going to die.]] [[Lampshade Hanging|Actually, that's the part we're doing right now, so we're running a little ahead of schelude]]. Then, you will be allowed to wander the common area, where the other prisoners will snarl at you, steal the pieces of bread that are being handed out, and generally act like insecure schoolyard bullies. At the time one of you will defend a weaker prisoner from said bullies, possibly [[Tastes Like Friendship|giving him your own bread]]. This will create a close friendship between the two of you, most likely with [[Ho Yay|strong homosexual overtones]], that will not be fully explored. Later, [[Stuffed Into the Fridge|the weaker gladiator will be killed in the arena]], [[Roaring Rampage of Revenge|and then you will kill the one who killed him in a big climatic match]]. Oh, and before I forget, [[Estrogen Brigade Bait|you will remain stripped to the waist with your muscules oiled at all times, for no apparent purpose]]. See the Oil Steward if your skin becomes dry for any reason. Where was I, ah right - The part where one of you catches the eye of a beautiful noblewoman while fighting, only to reject her amorous advances.
'''Roy:''' Ok, I think as long as we avoid [[The Worf Effect|being tough-looking guys who get knocked out in the first round to show how strong the champion is]], we'll be fine.
|''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}}
{{quote|'''Nale:''' You're the one who taught me that bards are underpowered.
'''Tarquin:''' They are! With their mastery of narrative structure, they should be ruling the entire cosmos by now, instead of wasting time singing in taverns.
|''[[The Order of the Stick]]''}}
{{quote|[[color:red:TG: dude monsters arent real
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TG: just once id like to see dad crap his pants when a kid says theres a vampire in his closet
TG: "OH SHIT EVERYONE IN THE MINIVAN"
TG: be fuckin dad of the year right there]]
|Dave (and John), ''[[Homestuck]]''}}
{{quote|'''Marlo Chandler''': Hey, what's that rumbling? Is it an earthquake?
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'''Rick Jones''': Either that or a two-ton Riverdance troupe.
''(Gang of giant robots rip roof off building and kidnap Rick Jones)''
'''Rick Jones''': Aw man, I am so friggin' sick of being right all the time!
|[[Incredible Hulk|Rick Jones has]] [[The Avengers|been in]] [[Captain Mar-Vell|the game]] [[Captain America (comics)|for a while.]] }}
{{quote|'''Angela Moore:''' This doesn't make any sense.
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-Everyone looks at Kenny-
'''Kenny:''' Me? Why me?
'''Cory Matthews:''' Well Kenny, [[Sorting Algorithm of Mortality|it's certainly not going to be any of us]]!
|''[[Boy Meets World]]''}}
{{quote|''"Do it?" Dan, I'm not a Republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome?
''I did it thirty-five minutes ago.''
|'''{{spoiler|Adrian "Ozymandias" Veidt}}''', ''[[Watchmen (comics)|Watchmen]]''}}
{{quote|''What's with having to light candles to get to the basement?! Not very subtle, is it...''|'''Midna''', ''[[The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess|The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess]]''}}
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{{quote|'''Brad:''' Let's see here...
''(Options include'' '''WAIT UNTIL NIGHT''' and '''GO AND GET HELP'''.'')''
'''Brad:''' ''(looks at the wait until night option)'' No!
|''[[The Walking Dead (TV series)|The Walking Dead]]'' [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v{{=}}Y9SnHso3ezE Game Playthrough]}}
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