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** Aaron freaking out over a [[Didn't See That Coming|taxidermed bison head.]]
** Zak trying to find which Soiled Dove's spirit is trying to communicate with them:
{{quote| '''Zak''' Is it you? *pans over to one photo* You're very beautiful. *pans over to another photo* Is it you? You're...very pretty. *pans over to another photo* Is it you? You're (beat) ...okay-looking.}}
** Zak's eagerness in wanting to see - and hopefully capture on film - the apparition of a naked woman.
* Moon River Brewery:
** The literal [[Cat Scare]] while the guys were looking for old tunnels originally connected to the location.
* Poveglia:
{{quote| '''Aaron:''' Something's out there? Just in case. Machete. I'm gonna fuck something up.}}
* Ram's Head Inn:
{{quote| '''Zak:''' I feel something tingly on my inner thighs.<br />
'''Witch:''' She is inside you.<br />
'''Zak:''' Wh- }}
* Rolling Hills Sanitarium:
{{quote| '''Zak:''' (lying on a patient's bed) Does anyone want to come and cuddle up with me? (beat) [[Even the Guys Want Him|If you're female]]?}}
* Eastern State Penitentiary:
** Zak looks though a book of inmate deaths and sees a rather unusual one: masturbation. No explanation whatsoever, just the one word.
* There's a recent one at the Waverly Hills Sanatorium in Kentucky.
{{quote| '''Nick:''' It smells like chili in here.<br />
'''Zak:''' It smells like chili? It smells like death in here, what's wrong with you? }}
* The Stanley Hotel while interviewing with a witness, who also happens to be a young girl.
{{quote| '''Zak:''' We don't do that. ("That" referring to provoking one of the ghosts)<br />
'''Bailey Kramer:''' Well, I do.<br />
''Zak [[You Have Got to Be Kidding Me!|stares at]] [[Beat|one of]] [[Aside Glance|the cameras]], while Nick and Aaron can be heard laughing offscreen''<br />
'''Zak:''' I was just being sarcastic. }}
** "You see, the great thing about the Stanley Hotel is that you can just walk around and there's elk just interacting with people. You can walk up and talk to them.... And they talk back..... Not really."
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* The caddy from the episode where they played golf. Nobody seems to know where he came from, but he definitely didn't take his job seriously.
* Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum:
{{quote| Zak: Whoever gets scared first is goosed.<br />
(cut to Zak being freaked out 3 times) }}
* The Sacramento Tunnels episode had the boys take a break at a salt water taffy store. Five minutes of completely random, funny shenanigans take place, including Aaron trying to shoot film and pick candy at the same time as well as Zak and Aaron fighting over taffy barrels.
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** When the random rainstorm blew Zak's umbrella away, he went into the storm chasing after it.
* This:
{{quote| Zak: What state are we in right now? Where are we?<br />
Voice: Go check.<br />
Zak (on voiceover): Was this spirit being a smartass? }}
* During investigation of the Ancient Ram Inn, the team has Aaron stand in a room where a child was thrown and leave him there to see if he can get the same reaction. As the other two are leaving:
{{quote| Zak: Aaron's safety is priority. *as he's barricading Aaron into the room with a wooden plank against the door*}}
* The aftermath of the storm during the Hales Bar Marina and Dam episode. The boys go out after the storm to survey the damage, including a flipped over dock that they had been filming near earlier, when they spot a news crew pulling in on the road below them. Zak, in all his [[Sarcasm Mode|infinite wisdom]] decides to go meet the news team by jumping a water-filled ditch that has power lines lying dangerously close to it. He barely makes it, slips on some mud and lands on his ass.
* Yes it's in the interests of trying to debunk a piece of evidence that he's gotten of a pair of boards he's set up falling over, but watching Zak jump up and down like a four year old jumping on the bed was hilarious.
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** The boys' antics in the shooting gallery, especially Aaron's apparent eagerness to get his hands on a gun.
* From Bobby Mackey's.
{{quote| Aaron: I'm serious, if you hear me yelling or something, something bad probably happened. Come quick.<br />
Zak: Alright, alright.<br />
Nick: [walking away] Demanding little guy, isn't he? }}
* In the recent episode where they investigated Johnny Cash's house, Zak reveals his fear of roaches by flipping out. Aaron torments him by lightly stroking the back of his hair, mimicing a roach's feet. It's all played for laughs.
* The Whitehead Manor had another [[Info Dump]] similar to the one in Sacramento. However, this time the tour guide has also ''written'' a book about its history. What makes it so hilarious is that Zak has bought one and is having trouble finding which page they were at.
* Mizpah Hotel:
{{quote| Zak: [being chased down the sidewalk by a couple of kids] Guys...I don't have any candy!
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