God Is Evil/Laconic: Difference between revisions

{{quote| <small>[[Ye Olde Butcherede Englishe|Thou Shalt visitest]] unabridged versionne [[God Is Evil|HERE]], lest God sendeth plagues and boils to ye people and the descendants of ye people and [[Department of Redundancy Department|the descendants of the descendants of ye people]], [[Kill It With Fire|smiteth thee with divine fire]] and [[Fate Worse Than Death|eternally torment thy body and soul]] in [[Hell]] [[High Octane Nightmare Fuel|where the worms dieth not and thou art to wailest and cryest and screamest and chokest and and gnashest thy teeth in agony day and night]] [[And I Must Scream|for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever]]........ while [[Cool and Unusual Punishment|listening to the banjo]] and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|being denied candy]].......... [[George Carlin|But He loves you! He loves you! He loves you and he needs money.]]</small>}}