Grand Unifying Guesses/Jesus Christ: Difference between revisions

* Everyone from ''[[Neon Genesis Evangelion/WMG|Neon Genesis Evangelion]]'' but most especially Kaworu (He died for our sins!) and Lilith/Yui Ikari/Rei Ayanami, who was crucified by the Lilim to create the Evangelions, {{spoiler|died ''thrice'' to save Shinji}}, and became the universal angel/companion for all of us through initiating Instrumentality / The Rapture with a heaping help of psychoanalytical therapy and [[Cash Cow Franchise|merchandising]]. {{spoiler|Most especially for the suffering, persecuted, downtrodden, ridiculed, decaying, hidden, lowly}} Otaku.

** If Yui is Sophia, Gendo is the Demiurge. If Lilith is Sophia, Humanity is the Demiurge.

*** Shinji is [[Mind Screw|the Anti-Christ and Jesus simultaneously.]]

* Everyone in ''[[Suzumiya Haruhi]]'' but most especially Kyon ([[The Chosen One]] whose task is to take God's Judgement upon his shoulders to save us from Armageddon when God comes to Judge this boring world) and [[Haruhi-chan|Mikuru]] ([[The Messiah]]. Mikuru was also crucified, humiliated, ridiculed and [[Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking|decorated with balloons]] for our sins).