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** Therefore Morgan Freeman is Aya Hirano, Wendee Lee, and Patrica Ja Lee (and by extension the [[Power Rangers|Pink Space Ranger]].)
*** And as the latter four are females, it stands to reason that he is also a shapeshifter. Which means he is also [[Heroes (TV series)|Sylar, and by extension, Nathan Petrelli]]. [[Insane Troll Logic|Thus Haruhi can learn to fly.]] Similarly, he is also that girl from ''[[Lucky Star]]'' (sorry, can’t recall her name), the one with the same voice actor as Haruhi. She too is capable of flight. …And, as a result of his shapeshifting power, he is also every other shapeshifter, including [[Cardcaptor Sakura|Clow Reed and Sakura Kinomoto (due to both the Little card and her Sakura card version of the Flight card, which can both be considered forms of shapeshifting)]].
* Some time after the events of ''[[Quantum Leap]]'', Sam Beckett leaped into the body of Captain Archer of the starship [[Star Trek: Enterprise|Enterprise]]. This would initially appear to be ruled out by the fact that Sam can only leap within his own lifetime, but consider that the ending of ''[[Quantum Leap]]'' stated that Sam ''never'' stopped leaping. The series also followed a form of [[San Dimas Time]] with the other person inhabiting Sam's body in his time. Putting this together means that Sam must survive to the 22nd century and beyond, putting the events of ''[[Star Trek:
** Alternatively, he leapt through a "[[Hand Wave|DNA link]]" as he did with an ancestor in the Civil War. Caprtain Archer must have been a descendant.
* [[Firefly|River Tam]] is actually [[The Sarah Connor Chronicles|a Terminator]]. Which really explains ''a lot.''
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* Dylan Moran is an interesting case. He started out as a thief called Rufus. Then, presumably with the money he has stolen, he started a little [[Black Books|book shop]], which became run down and unpopular due to its owner's rampant alcoholism. Later, when the book shop finally went bankrupt, Rufus!Bernard changed his name and cleaned up his act, only to die in a fatal [[Shaun of the Dead|zombie-related accident]].
* [[Doctor Who|Yvonne Hartman]] survived her ecperience of being turned into a Cyberman (Cyberwoman?) and eventually became [[M.I. High|The Grand Mistress]].
* [[Transformers|Spike Witwicky]] is an amnesiac [[Indiana Jones|Henry Jones III]]. His mother, Marion, is an epic ho who has two other sons, each by different fathers: [[Tron|Sam Flynn]], conceived by [[Starman (film)|an alien whom she met after the disappearance of Kevin Flynn]], and Eragon, fathered by [[Discworld|the Patrician]] during a period of time that he spent in Alagaesia. Sam Flynn was born in Alagaesia and raised by his stepfather, Morzan, under the name Murtagh, before returning to Earth to try and find his real father. As for the Patrician, he remained in Alagaesia until he [[Dungeons
* Which means that [[Phineas and Ferb|Ferb Fletcher]], [[Doctor Who|Tim Latimer]], [[Adolf Hitler]] and [[The Beatles|Paul McCartney]] are ''all the same guy.'' That's ''creepy.''
* But doesn't that make spineless Government lap dog [[Torchwood|Frobisher]] the same man as [[Magnificent Bastard]] [[The Thick of It|Malcolm]] [[In the Loop|Tucker]]?
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* Fritz the Cat is The Easter Bunny. And Pogo Possum too (actually Pogo is both Fritz the Cat '''and''' Rocky the Flying Squirrel).
* This has rather <s>disturbing</s> '''AWESOME''' implications for fans of [[Digimon]].
** For starters, [[Digimon Adventure|little T.K]] is also a [[Suzumiya Haruhi|reality warper]], an [[Lucky Star|Otakin of said reality warper]] and simultaneously a [[Bleach|werecat-ninja and a tomboyish schoolgirl]] but when he [[Digimon Adventure 02|grows up]], he becomes a [[Slasher Smile|smiling]] [[Ax Crazy|psychopathic]] [[Bleach|Shinigami traitor]] and a [[Naruto|chain-smoking, trench-knife wielding mentor.]] to [[Digimon Adventure|Sora]] who is his bratty blonde pupil with a crush on [[Gurren Lagann|Simon]] and [[Code Geass|Suzaku]] ''and'' at the same time existing as a [[Bleach|cute widdle Arrancar]]. Then, [[Digimon Adventure|Sora]] teamed up with [[Kingdom Hearts|Axel]] [[Naruto|(who was her teacher at the ninja academy)]] and [[Code Geass|Jerimiah Gottwald]][[Hellsing|(who had been reincarnated from a slain Alucard)]] to work under a disguised [[Gurren Lagann|Lord Genome]] [[Bleach|(who at the time was Chad in disguise)]] at [[Digimon Savers|DATS]] to fight [[Digimon Frontier|Takuya Kanabara]][[Digimon Savers|(who in a past life was Henry Wong)]] and the Bio-Tamers [[Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny|(I'll give you a minute to let that sink in...)]]. So, Jeremiah later experienced a temporal shift (which some believe to be the work of [[Suzumiya Haruhi|Mikuru Asahina]] masquerading as a DATS [[Bridge Bunny]]) and was reincarnated as a [[Suzumiya Haruhi|snarky high school student]] who eventually had to kiss T.K. to stop the world from ending. '''That's RIGHT: [[Code Geass|Jeremiah Gottwald]] kissed [[Digimon Adventure|T.K.]]!!!''' [[Oh Crap|Oh...]][[Go Mad
* Optimus Prime and Megatron from ''[[Transformers Armada]]'' later become Optimus Primal and Megatron from ''[[Beast Wars]]''.
** Megatron then goes on to become [[Mind Screw|Optimus Prime from]] ''[[Transformers Animated]]''.
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* [[Dark Knight Trilogy|Bruce Wayne]] at some point has [[Dark Knight Trilogy|Fox]] build a device which warps the fabric of space and time, creating a portal between Wales and [[Film/Howls Moving Castle|Ingary]], and becomes [[Film/Howls Moving Castle|The wizard Jenkins]].
* Thusly, ''[[Code Geass]] R2'' will end with Suzaku Kururugi [[Final Fantasy IV|undergoing a class change into a Paladin]] and acquiring a [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|drill-powered]] [[Naruto|Mangekyou]] [[Ben 10|Omnitrix]] (which draws upon the power of [[.hack|Skeith]]) while wearing [[Afro Samurai|a teddy bear mask]], and Lelouch stopping him after inheriting [[Bleach|Zangetsu]] and [[Devil May Cry|the Red Queen]], which needed to be reforged with the [[Power Rangers|Zeo Crystal]], and [[Trigun|Vash's]] Angel Arm, which he will activate via [[Suzumiya Haruhi|ESP]] and [[Eureka Seven|a Compac Drive]]. His swordsmanship will be a mixture of [[Tales of Phantasia|Alvein-style]] and [[Tales of the Abyss|Sigmund-style]], and he will display the ability to use [[Naruto|Jonin level]] and [[Final Fantasy IV|Eblan-style ninjutsu]]. Also, whatever the hell Rossiu can do. Needless to say, he's led a busy life.
** In Japanese, that means that Lelouch <s>will break up</s> has [[Clannad (visual novel)||broken up * cough* delinquent* cough*]] [[Student Council President]]* cough* the [[Fan Nickname|Euphinator]] with [[Fire Emblem|the Sword]] [[Super Smash Bros.|of Seals]] and Suzaku using his [[To Heart 2|invariably large harem]].
* And let us not forget: [[Garfield]] '''''is''''' [[Ghostbusters|Peter Venkman]]!
** Doubly fun - [[The Real Ghostbusters|Peter Venkman]] '''''is''''' [[Garfield and Friends|Garfield]]!
* [[
** In addition, [[
* If this is true, then that means [[Gintama|Sakata Gintoki]] was also a Time Lord before regenerating into [[Suzumiya Haruhi no Yuutsu/WMG|Kyon]]'s present form. His copies of ''Shonen Jump'' predicted the future.
** Along the way, he stopped by Prohibition-era America to do a little mechanic work/gang business/being melodramatically homocidal in the form of [[Baccano!|Graham Spector]].
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* Haruhi is Kyon. There is a totally logical explanation that both spoils {{spoiler|Vandread}} and makes the theory less amusing: {{spoiler|BC is voiced in the dub by both Wendee Lee and Crispin Freeman}}.
** Extending that theory to its logical conclusion, [[Final Fantasy VI|Setzer]] is [[Final Fantasy VIII|Squall]]. (by the aforementioned link in the spoiler text combined with [[Digimon Adventure|T.K.]] being voiced by Wendee Lee [[Digimon Adventure 02|and then]] by Doug Erholtz. (Taking this one step further, this means that the reason that [[Code Geass|Jeremiah Gottwald]] didn't die is because [[Angel|he's really]]''[[Angel]]''.)
* On that note, the tendency for Disney to hire celebrity voices for their movies and then go with conventional voice actors for the spinoff direct-to-video sequels/TV series/video games leads to some interesting implications. For starters, [[The Simpsons (animation)|Homer Simpson]] is also [[Mork and Mindy|Mork]] (by way of [[Aladdin (Disney film)|the Genie]]). The large number of celebrity voices in the first [[Kingdom Hearts]] makes even ''weirder'' implications... like that [[Final Fantasy VII|Sephiroth]] was once in a boy band with [[The Fairly
* After Vegeta's first death and reincarnation in ''[[Dragon Ball]] Z'', a part of his soul was lost and remained in the afterlife as [[Death Note|Ryuk]].
** Another fraction of his soul was reincarnated as [[One Piece|Roronoa Zoro]], the "Prince of all Swordsmen". This explains the sword prowess of his son, Trunks. It's [[Lamarck Was Right|hereditary]]
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**** ...and Scooter got hold of Fozzie's Hyde formula too, which explains Sweetums.
** Likewise, Rowlf the Dog is Kermit the Frog in a fur suit, while Doctor Teeth is Kermit with a fake nose and beard.
* All right, we all knew someone was gonna say this...that means [[Toy Story (franchise)||Hamm]], [[A Bug's Life|P.T. Flea]], [[Monsters, Inc.|the Abominable Snowman]], [[Finding Nemo|that impression-happy school of fish]], [[The Incredibles|the Underminer]], [[Cars|Mack]], [[Ratatouille|the waiter at Gusteau's]], and [[WALL-E|John]] are ''all the same guy''. The same applies to [[Toy Story (franchise)||Rex]] and <s>Mr. Incredible</s> [[The Incredibles|Bob Parr's (former) boss]].
* [[Princess Tutu|Fakir]] accidentally wrote a story that caused Duck to become a normal teenaged girl, losing her memories in the process. This girl was named [[Full Metal Panic!|Kaname Chidori]]. Fakir wrote himself into the story as Sousuke Sagara so he could watch over Duck/Kaname. Someone—perhaps another [[Reality Warper|Story Spinner]] began messing with the story from there, causing Duck/Kaname and Fakir/Sousuke to be transplanted into several other stories, each time causing Fakir/Sousuke to steadily lose his memories but know that he somehow has to stay near Duck/Kaname somehow—these stories include ''[[Prétear]]'', ''Super Gals!'' and ''Nerima Daikon Brothers''.
* All of Spike Spencer's characters are clearly the same guy after varying levels of childhood emotional abuse. The [[Martian Successor Nadesico|best-adjusted ones]] were lucky enough to be orphaned, and it goes [[Neon Genesis Evangelion|downhill]] [[Full Metal Panic!|from]] [[Excel Saga (anime)|there]]. [[Bleach|And he can't fight back, either]]. At times, he will [[Code Geass|insist that he controls his fate]], but the end result won't change.
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* This obviously means that [[Shakugan no Shana|Shana]] is [[Zero no Tsukaima|Louise]] is [[Hayate the Combat Butler|Nagi Sanzenin]] is [[Yes! Pretty Cure 5|Dark Lemonade]] is...hold on, this could take a while...
* Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the most deranged villainess in the history of all anime: [[Rozen Maiden|Suigin]][[Mai-Otome|tomoe]]! Mwahahahaha!
* This probably explains why she was so quick to [[Jumped At the Call|jump at the call]]: [[
** And [[
* Dr. Drakken's mind was uploaded to escape ''[[Kim Possible]]'', and used as the basis for the [[Futurama|Bender]] robots. A millenium of storage saw the record decay, losing all his memory and much of his personality.
** A cloning experiment gone wrong created a [[Adventure Time|stretchy dog]], which Drakken put into deep freeze. After however long, the memory and personality changed, much like what happened to the Benders.
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* Parts of [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|Simon's]] soul were placed into the [[Empathic Weapon|intelligent devices]] of [[Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS|ancient Velka]]. (Graf Eisen's [[Limit Break]] is a ''[[This Is a Drill|giant drill!]]'')
* In his younger days, [[Metal Gear|Ocelot]] was a cosplayer/mailman named John Harnet, a.k.a. [[No More Heroes|Destroyman]].
** However, seeking the means to control and refine his godlike strength, Destroyman went off to train with [[Hercules (
* [[Teen Titans (animation)|Slade]] is [[Hellboy (comics)|Hellboy]] and [[Avatar: The Last Airbender|Firelord Sozin]]. Meaning he is related to [[The Joker]] and Darth Vader.
** Hell, let's finish the whole damn Fire Nation royal family line: Besides those guys, Sozin (just Sozin) is also [[Lupin III|Goemon]], [[Fist of the North Star|Kenshiro]], and [[Lucky Star|Meito Anizawa]]. His son is [[Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends|Kingpin]] and [[Transformers Generation 1|Inferno]].
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** Said same guy is [[Unlucky Everydude|Rin Tsuchimi]] and [[Deadpan Snarker|Kyon]]. But wait, he's also [[Honey and Clover|Mr. I-Love-my-boss Mayama]]. And is [[Kanon|Kyonichi/Kyuuichi]]. And is a random [[Lucky Star|clerk in an anime shop]]. Working with [[Fate/stay night|Gilgamesh]]. Or was it [[Kanon|Kitagawa]]? Or [[Full Metal Panic!|Sousuke]]?
*** Consider [[Genki Girl|Lisianthus]] and [[Cheerful Child|Kyon's Sister]]. Think [[Brother-Sister Incest|about]] that for a second.
* [[Emotionless Girl]] [[Kanon|Mai Kawasumi]] is [[Token Mini-Moe]] [[Clannad (visual novel)||Mei Sunohara]], . As well as that girl that [[Death Note|Light]] [[Ouran High School Host Club|was supposed to marry]].
** When Yuuichi stopped Mai from stabbing herself with her sword, she tried another tactic, this time using [[Higurashi no Naku Koro ni|a knife and a wall]] [[AIR|in front of her sister. Instead of blood spurting from her forehead, she fades away in a]] [[But Now I Must Go]] moment.
* [[Yamato Nadeshiko]] [[Clannad (visual novel)||Nagisa]] was, for a short while a [[The Ditz|ditz]] [[Expy]] of Tsukasa Hiiragi in a [[Lucky Star|Drama CD]], as well as the [[Kannagi|best friend of a certain]] [[Yaoi Fangirl]] [[Kannagi|who was Art Club president]].
** Let's not even get started on that [[Ax Crazy]] [[Higurashi no Naku Koro ni|Hatchet Girl]].
*** [[Relationship Voice Actor|Taking things further]], we have, from a very [[Higurashi no Naku Koro ni|''lovely'' village]], two creepy [[Moe Moe]] (Rika) children (Rena), each having their own (Nipah~) [[Verbal Tic]] (Kana, kana?), and then we realize how [[Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha StrikerS|Nanoha snapped on Teana]], and then we've got [[Clannad (visual novel)||Mei and Nagisa having girl talk about Tomoya]].
* So how come noone's mentioned the fact that Mario, Luigi, Wario and Waluigi are all the same person yet?
** Because everyone else knows they’re just different regenerations of the same [[Time Lord/WMG|Time Lord]]. Seeing how Mario & Luigi like to help people, quite likely the Doctor.
* Jeremie and Aelita of ''[[Code Lyoko]]'' are apparently the same individual. Um, ew? Also Taelia.
* Nagisa and the rest of the Drama Club in ''[[Clannad (visual novel)|Clannad]]'' have no idea that Kotomi is a [[Nogizaka Haruka no Himitsu|closet otaku]].
** It's also surprising to note that Kotomi didn't have [[Girls Bravo|an allergic reaction]] when Kyou hugged her.
** She also had a [[Nogizaka Haruka no Himitsu|maid who served at her large mansion]], whose resume involves [[Fate/stay night|participating in the Fifth Heaven's Feel and infuriating her Servant to such a point that he took Berserker over her]] just because she insisted [[Hayate the Combat Butler|that life was a huge Boke And Tsukkomi Routine]]. She ends up [[Saki (manga)|playing mahjong]] afterwards.
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** Despite the frequency of Hinagiku berating her older sister Yukiji, it's surprising to note that they barely interact with each other as their alternate selves [[To Heart 2|Tamaki and Yuma]] respectively.
* After a storied romantic past, in which she emerged as the [[Victorious Childhood Friend]] after [[SHUFFLE!|the arrival of two more rivals in the form of]] [[Ojou|princesses]], [[SHUFFLE!|Asa Shigure]] [[Fate/stay night|settled down in a magical town with the adopted son of his friend]] as his [[Harem Nanny]] and taught at the local private school he went to. Upon becoming dissatisfied at how he handled his [[Harem]], she left for another town, and decided to vent her anger and frustration by [[Higurashi no Naku Koro ni|spreading a disease causing the townsfolk to become more and more]] [[Ax Crazy]] [[Higurashi no Naku Koro ni|and eventually leading to them murdering each other in cold blood]].
* [[Ranma ½|Kasumi Tendou]], after giving up on Ranma, decided to earn some extra income by working in the Research and Development department of the [[Code Geass|Britannian army]] as a lab assistant. She eventually left, fearing for her safety, and decided to move to a small town with [[Cherry Blossoms]], where she met a [[Hot-Blooded]] young man and eventually had a daughter with him. [[Clannad (visual novel)||After their daughter nearly died, she decided to be a stay-at-home mother, and persuaded her husband to open a bakery]].
* After graduating at Hakuou Academy at the age of thirteen, the [[Student Council President]] Maria moved to another high school to repeat her education, because she literally skipped her way to graduation. However, because of a certain [[Jerkass]], she failed her university entrance examinations, [[Azumanga Daioh|despite having a ten year old prodigy for a friend]]. She could no longer come to terms with the educational system, so she elected to work in one of [[Shakugan no Shana|Shana's]] [[Hayate the Combat Butler|mansions as a maid]].
* Chiyo's Dad, after abandoning both his [[Azumanga Daioh|ten-year old genius daughter]] and his [[Magnificent Bastard]] [[Chessmaster]] [[Code Geass|of a son]], decided to take up street fighting, until he could fire [[Street Fighter|rainbow colored beams from his hands while wearing a red captain's uniform]]. He eventually gained enough power, [[Code Geass|stole his brother's Code]], and [[Ascend to a Higher Plane of Existence|Ascended to a Higher Plane of Existence]] by becoming the [[Hayate the Combat Butler|Voice in the Heavens]].
* The last thing [[Clannad (visual novel)||Tomoya Okazaki and Sanae Furukawa]] had in mind was that they'd meet as the new incarnations of [[Fullmetal Alchemist|Greed and Lust]].
** Alternatively, Tomoya received way too many bad ends, and later his reincarnation was to become [[Macross Frontier|a mecha pilot who fights aliens and having affairs with two Idol Singers]], but this becomes a bizarro universe where he's being killed by [[Kikuko Inoue|an incarnation of]] [[Guilty Gear|a guitar-wielding witch bitch]], who cursed him on his death, reliving all his bad ends as Tomoya and and in frustration, he swore off humanity and [[
* [[wikipedia:Stuart Little (film)|Fredrick Little]] was never the same after his hip injury. His addiction to painkillers and gradual loss of social graces led his wife to divorce him. Alone and depressed, he [[House MD|changed his name and moved to Princeton, where he took up a position as a doctor]]. However, his vulnerability continued to plague him, and as his mental state degraded, he eventually tried to cure himself by [[Monsters vs. Aliens|splicing himself with a cockroach]]. This was effective, but he was dissatisfied by the overall result, and eventually made a bargain with a minor god that restored his humanity and rendered him effectively immortal. Unfortunately, the bargain rid him of his remaining brilliance and thrust him [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0491402/ backward in time by several centuries]. He's still working his way into the present, scraping his brains back together as he goes. Only time will tell what happens next.
* I’m not sure, but from what I’ve read, this means that [[Lucky Star|Kagami Hiiragi]] is [[Fate/stay night|Rin Tohsaka]], right?
** Actually, Kagami is [[Blood Plus|Saya Otonashi]], [[FLCL|Haruko Haruhara]], [[Eureka Seven|Anemone]], [[Suzumiya Haruhi|Tsuruya]], [[Hellsing|Rip van Winkle]], [[Scrapped Princess|Pacifica Casull]], [[Tales of Symphonia|Raine Sage]], and [[Final Fantasy XII|Ashe]]. Rin is [[Higurashi no Naku Koro ni|Rena Ryugu]], [[Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann|Darry]], [[Rozen Maiden|Shinku]], and [[
* [[Lucky Star|Yutaka]] is both [[Teen Titans (animation)|Starfire]] and pre-timeskip [[Gurren Lagann|Nia]]. Thus she is also a [[Time Lord/WMG|Time Lord]].
** And after a nuclear war, mutated into [[Adventure Time|Princess Bubblegum]].
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