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{{quote| ''Heads will [[Incredibly Lame Pun|bowl]].''}}
 
{{quote|'''Joey''': Hey, shit nuts. Your fucking waxer ruined my ball. It's yours now. I want a new one. <br />
'''Egerton''': Alright, first of all, shit-for brains, that area's being remodeled. You ain't even supposed to be over there. And secondly, you're a fucking dip shit. It looks to me like you just pressed down too goddamned hard. You're supposed to let that machine do all the work. I don't see it as a malfunction at the junction boy. <br />
'''Joey''': Maybe you should open your fucking eyes then, idiot. There's one inch of sharp screw embedded in the bottom. It's fucked. End of story. Now go get me a new fucking ball. <br />
'''Egerton''': Use one of the balls by your lane. <br />
'''Joey''': Those balls are shitty and used, just like your fucking underwear. Now go get me a goddamned new ball! <br />
'''Egerton''': Hey, calm down now. Don't get your panties in a bunch. Now you be a good boy and go back over to your lane and maybe I'll go over to the store and get you something brand-spanking new. If you're lucky. <br />
'''Joey''': Lucky? You wanna talk about luck? You're fucking lucky the toilet wouldn't flush when your mom spread her legs and pulled you out with a goddamned coat hanger!<br />
'''Egerton''': You're lucky the buffalo beat me over the fence, otherwise I'd be your daddy!|'''Typical Dialogue''' }}
 
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* [[Bathroom Stall Graffiti]]
* [[Bigger Is Better in Bed]]:
{{quote| '''Ben:''' (while looking over the condom machine) "How about Black Knight? 'For the Big One?' That's for big black cock, that's gonna fall off me for sure."}}
* [[Bi the Way]]: Julia ("She's pretty hot, do you think she's into girls?")
* [[Black Bra and Panties]]: Julia.
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* [[Canada, Eh?]]
* [[Can You Hear Me Now]]:
{{quote| '''Sarah:''' "Batteries are dead, Jamie, don't you think that's the first thing I would have done?"<br />
'''Jamie:''' "[[Lampshade Hanging|Fuck! How convenient...]]" }}
* [[Cast as a Mask]]: Brandon Dix and Ryan Nicholson both subbed for BBK.
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* [[Death by Sex]]
* [[Defiant to the End]]: Steve.
{{quote| "... I still fucked her... I still... I still... I stilll... I... I still... fucked her."}}
* [[Developing Doomed Characters]]
* [[Development Hell]]: ''Gutterballs 2: Balls Deep'', which will apparently be set in a waterpark.
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* [[Gang of Bullies]]: Steve, AJ, Joey, and Patrick.
* [[Girl-On-Girl Is Hot]]:
{{quote| '''Joey:''' (on the absent Julia and Hannah) "They're probably licking each other clean!"<br />
'''AJ:''' (near [[Spit Take]]) }}
* [[Gender Blender Name]]: Of course the transsexual character would be named Sam.
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* [[We Used to Be Friends]]: Steve and Jamie.
* [[When I Was Your Age]]:
{{quote| '''Egerton:''' "Hey, let me tell you something, boy. Now, back in my day, we-"<br />
'''AJ:''' "Ugh, fuck!"<br />
'''Egerton:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah, look, back in my day, we kept a score card. Now we had to write everything down methodically. Same with the pins. That pin setter? That used to be a person. Flesh and bone, not a machine. Automation long since took over everything, though." }}
* [[Who Wears Short Shorts?]]
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