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[[File:Gutterballs_3098.jpg|frame| <small> Hypothetical: What if [[Maniac (film)|Frank Zito]] hated bowling instead of women? </small> ]]
 
 
{{quote|''Heads will [[Incredibly Lame Pun|bowl]].''}}
 
{{quote|'''Joey''': Hey, shit nuts. Your fucking waxer ruined my ball. It's yours now. I want a new one.
'''Egerton''': Alright, first of all, shit-for brains, that area's being remodeled. You ain't even supposed to be over there. And secondly, you're a fucking dip shit. It looks to me like you just pressed down too goddamned hard. You're supposed to let that machine do all the work. I don't see it as a malfunction at the junction boy.
'''Joey''': Maybe you should open your fucking eyes then, idiot. There's one inch of sharp screw embedded in the bottom. It's fucked. End of story. Now go get me a new fucking ball.
'''Egerton''': Use one of the balls by your lane.
'''Joey''': Those balls are shitty and used, just like your fucking underwear. Now go get me a goddamned new ball!
'''Egerton''': Hey, calm down now. Don't get your panties in a bunch. Now you be a good boy and go back over to your lane and maybe I'll go over to the store and get you something brand-spanking new. If you're lucky.
'''Joey''': Lucky? You wanna talk about luck? You're fucking lucky the toilet wouldn't flush when your mom spread her legs and pulled you out with a goddamned coat hanger!
'''Egerton''': You're lucky the buffalo beat me over the fence, otherwise I'd be your daddy!|'''Typical Dialogue''' }}
 
'''''Gutterballs''''' is a 2008 exploitation/slasher film.
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The next night, a masked killer starts to dispatch all parties at the bowling alley, with his kills being counted on the scoreboard as strikes under the name "BBK".
 
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=== This film provides examples of the following tropes: ===
 
* [[Eighties Hair]]
* [[Abandoned Area]]: The ball polisher area.
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